It is so boring. Tell me some jokes.

In music class, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "What is the oldest musical instrument in the world?"

Xiaoming: "It's an accordion."

The teacher asked inexplicably, "Why the accordion?"

Xiao Ming: "Don't you see all the wrinkles on it?"

2. Son: "Dad, what is reason?"

Dad: "I don't raise my voice when I'm angry, but raise my eyebrows."

3. A star said to his son, "You failed Chinese, math and even painting in the final exam!"

The son said, "Don't be angry, because all the teachers want to see you."

4. Child A: "My neighbor's house is eating all day."

Kid b: "there is no such thing!" "

Child A: "When I go to school in the morning, when I leave school at noon, and when I leave school at night, I walk past their door three times and always see them eating inside."

5. The little friend squatted in front of Xiaoming's window and shouted, "Come out and jump rope with me."

Xiao Ming replied, "No, if I don't keep my father, he will do something wrong to me."