What are the classic funny quotations of He Jiong and Nana?

Nana picked a partner among a group of men, and turned around, shook his head with a sigh and left.

Li Weijia: "No one is satisfied, haha ..."

He Jiong: "OK, dear friends, here I recommend a method that you don't want to be rejected, that is, don't pick anyone."

He Jiong and Nana are performing a short wedding play.

Nana: "He loved me when he was young, but he didn't admit it."

He Jiong (helpless): "I'm old now, and I don't have any hope for life, so just follow!"

The guest is 5566. This group used to be five people, but later it became four.

He Jiong is giving an introduction at the end of the session: "We have five big boys (interrupted by everyone) ..."

Other hosts: "Four!"

He Jiong (making an innocent statement): "Don't you know that I joined 5566?"

He Jiong hosted the Nana Music Continuous Song Club. The program just started.

He Jiong: "... my game was so successful that it was passed down as a much-told story."

Nana: "I also succeeded this time."

He Jiong; "Haven't started to do is successful? Ok, thank you for watching, we will see you next time! "

Jason and Xie Na came to Nana's Music Constantly Singing Club as guests when the scandal just came out. When they came up, Nana stood with Jason and He Jiong stood on the other side.

He Jiong: "The location of this station can be explained. How to stand, are you two standing together or am I standing between you? If they stand together, it means they are really together. "

Nana: "Are we standing together?" Go to the other side of He Jiong at once, with He Jiong in the middle.

He Jiong: "If I stand in the middle, it's really like the rumor that I pulled the line to build the bridge."

Nana: "There should be no one who has never heard of' pineapple jackfruit'! You know there was a foreigner when I went to Europe two days ago ... "

He Jiong:" You have been making a happy camp. Please tell me when you went to Europe. "

Nana (singing):" In my dream ... "

He Jiong:" You can usually answer in the European style street at the window of the world. "

In strictly come dancing, Zhu Jiang performed a dance with a window frame similar to an aluminum alloy door frame.

He Jiong: "OK, thank you for this advertisement for aluminum doors and windows."

In the game session of Nana Music Continuous Song Club, it is required to turn to whose head and sing whose song.

He Jiong: "OK, the first song I decided to start with is a very important song in Chinese music. Because I think this song represents a trend in the development of Chinese pop music, and it also represents (interrupted by the audience) ... "

Audience:" Gardenia blossoms "

He Jiong:" Listen to the voice of the masses, what is the name of this song? "

The audience shouted: "Gardenia blossoms"

He Jiong: "You see, I was going to say that thousands of miles away, if you want to say that gardenia blooms, then gardenia blooms."

Nana: "Why do people get Tengger singer's head out? You need gardenias!"

He Jiong: "Because of the voice of the masses, (it's getting serious) but since it's Tengger singer, let's turn to whoever's famous song, then let's sing Tengger singer's famous song Gardenia Blossoms. Come on! ... "

Jason's performance has overshadowed Nana's leading role in Nana's song club, so He Jiong cleverly shifted the theme to Nana again.

after He Jiong finished singing in Jason, she said, "Nana, I really think this makes us very stressed. Maybe many viewers will think it's Jason's song club today."

Nana: "Impossible!"

He Jiong: "So then we use strong evidence to prove that we are really not playing with tickets, because it will be a loss to be a host and sing again, because many people will say,' Wow, you don't know music at all' and tell everyone that Nana knows music! And she is a talented woman in music. "

An audience who claimed to be Nana Jr. performed on the stage, dressed strangely with three chicken feathers in his head.

He Jiong: "Why do you have to put three chicken feathers in your head when you are on TV for the first time?"

Audience: "Because I think this will highlight my style like Sister Nana."

Nana (urgent): "Nothing is the same ..."

He Jiong: "We didn't see it. The Xie Na you saw had chicken feathers on her head!"

Nana promoted his album at the song club, and several reporters asked Nana questions as a questioning group. Finally, a reporter asked her the only question in the audience: "I wonder if Nana will meet a new spring emotionally?"

Nana: "I think that's a very good question."

He Jiong: "What a conscientious journalist! The question asked has nothing to do with the record. Well done! "

sing for Jia to Tianxin; Miss you every day, keep a heart every day ~ say again; Although this is stealing someone's praise for someone. . . .

everyone laughs

Jiong; Tianxin, you may not know. .

Tianxin; Oh, I know, which is the fourth place?

Nana: Jingteng, please encourage me.

Jam Hsiao: Encourage you.

Nana: The poem I remember most clearly is ...

Jam Hsiao: so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed ...

I'm Miss Ma from Malan Mountain, Malan Town, Malan Village and Malanpo

- (referring to Jason)

Vega: Oh, a couple halfway! !

Nana: At first, someone said I looked like Nicole Kidman, but later I proved that I am Nana, I am me, and I am not Nicole Kidman! ! !

He Laoshi: You are not Nicole Kidman.

He Jiong asked Peter Ho; What kind of girls do you like? ? For example, Weijia doesn't like crazy girls very much. "

Wei Jia" Yes, I don't like crazy girls very much. "

everyone couldn't help focusing on Nana.

Nana: Don't look at me being crazy outside. I'm surprised to play the guzheng and write poems at home. . . . . . (deliberately making arrogant eyes)

He Jiong: If Nana is really like this at home, then she is completely crazy!

(laugh wildly. . . . )

Nana: How many heads does a He Jiong have? One, two, three, my God! He Jiong is a three-headed man! !

Vega: The combinations are all complementary. Like He Laoshi, it has improved the cultural quality of our team.

Yes, I am responsible for the connotation part. But don't forget, I also have beauty, thank you! (Laughter)

Vega: I might bring back some Shuai Shuai fashion. Orfila, for example, just ...

chimed in and said, I think she just made up for the lack of women in the team! (Nana walks up and squeezes it, and immediately puts it down)

Vega: He Laoshi, I don't think you are ashamed, because you were knocked down by another man! (Laughter)

YANG YANG: Haitao is to make the host group younger!

Haitao: Yes, I have beauty too! (Laughter)

Yes, Nana made up for ...

Nana: I made up for the fact that the host can't be perfect, thank you! (Laughter)

Yes, Nana reminds us that there is no perfect

Nana (to whom): He likes me, but due to the age difference, I can only

What to add: Choose Jason

Nana: I have a certain position in the dance world ... Please call me Xie Dance World

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Nana said: Lei Zhenzi, what did you ask me to do? You were struck by lightning.

Wu Xin said: Don't think that you can step on Nana, hot wheels with a Nezha hair and a wedding dress and say: I really can't. Don't go, Lei Zhenzi. You will be struck by lightning. You have to stick to it. Lei Zhenzi

Wu Xin said: Nezha

He Laoshi: If you can't figure it out, it will break up

Nana said: Small thick legs, don't think that your legs don't look thick when you wear a skirt, but they look thicker

Wu Xin said: Come on, don't think that you will become a woman when you wear a skirt. You are still a male He Laoshi: thanks to CC`TV ... thanks to MTV ... thanks to Zhao Wei ... what Wei ... Fei Lun Hai issue.

He Laoshi: "If I were ten centimeters taller, I would join Fahrenheit."

Nana: "You go. You are free in spring, summer, autumn and winter ..." He Jiong: Let's sing in cantata. It seems that you sing better

He Jiong: This is also a woman who was hurt by teacher Yang Er on the stage

Nana: Oh, I didn't hurt

He Jiong: Didn't you feel hurt about you and Jason at that time?

Nana: I'll pretend I didn't hear you.

He Jiong squatted down silently: I'm sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned this.

Nana: Zhou Cheng, there's already one more injured than you. Please sing well. I'll go first.

He Jiong: Don't go. Look, she's not on this stage. You two are fine! Speaking of Mai Ba, He Laoshi was accused by everyone. Vega said that He Laoshi would take the initiative to pay the bill every time.

He Laoshi said to get back at Nana, because I was particularly impressed that time, because I put the key in that Jason bag with that wallet. Later that day, Nana told Jason that they had to go back first, so they went back first.

Nana jumped up and He Jiong came back seriously and said, Did you see that, when you.

nana: "what's in it? In fact, there is nothing to see in the box. In fact, I think, just look at it. There are still some clothes. "

unpack your backpack ... it's all snacks

He Jiong: "Wow-all the puffed foods in the world have a meeting here. Wait a minute, I feel something real. "

Nana lies prone on the bag

He Jiong: "Tell us why there is this in the bag?"

nana: "I didn't."

Orfila took the opportunity to make a surprise attack and dug up several copies of After Tomorrow

He Jiong: "Whether you fall in love with someone or not, after tomorrow, Shan Ming and Shui Xiu are no more interesting than you. Wait a minute, Nana, why are there so many Jason albums in your bag? "

Nana: "Their director set me up. Yesterday, they said, Nana, I will give you some albums after recording the program, and I will take them away."

He Jiong: "I want to ask the director who gave you these albums. You took them at that time. Who did you want to give them to?"

nana: "I just ... give it to me for nothing, don't give it for nothing."

Nana: I'm a beauty ~ I'm a hot pot beauty ~ Three points are destined for heaven, and seven points are won by hard work and love! Ha ~! (Song sung by Nana) {Nana}: "I'm an audience girl"

Actually, I want to say "I'm the queen of audience" Pen: The next classic (for He Laoshi)

The sunset is the most beautiful ~

The sunset is the most beautiful ~ He Jiong: I don't want a champion, I want you friends. I'm not a champion. The winner is king, the loser is kou, you bandits, drag me down. Nana and Ji Jie sing folk songs, Ji Jie hides behind Jason: "Haitao, what else do you have to say?"

Haitao: "I wish your family happiness ~" (referring to Nana and Jason)

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Nana: "I was born in 1919 (Naiting Naiting) (originally wanted to say 199) He Jiong: Your favorite fruit. A favorite dessert-pen and pencil: Portuguese egg pagoda

He Jiong laughed wildly and asked pen and pencil, can you change something

He Jiong: the country you want to go to most-pen and pencil: Portugal

He Jiong laughed, but I couldn't stop asking

He Jiong: your favorite mantra-pen and pencil: I don't know!

He Jiong: Your favorite tongue twister-pen and pen: Eat grapes without spitting their skins!

The pen blows out three of them at once, so He Jiong laughs wildly.)

He Jiong: There are three more at the back-pen and pen: Spit grape skins if you don't eat grapes! Nana, what are you doing? I have no money, I want to rob the color! (Everyone laughs) He Laoshi, who dares to rob you?

1. "Happy camp, good mood every day"!

2. I: "Are you a' Bo Shi' just because you are thin?"

舵舵舵: "I'm standing behind the doctor, and I'm a postdoctoral fellow ..."

3. Nana: At first, some people said I looked like Nicole Kidman, but later I proved that I was Nana, I was me, and I was not Nicole Kidman!

He Laoshi: You are not Nicole Kidman.

4. Haitao said, "Look into my eyes"

Yang said, "I can't see it ~"

5. A guest asked Nana, "Why is your face so red?"

Nana said, "Because people are red."

6. Nana: I've been watching Happy Camp until now. The woman who graduated from Chinese art in the "Golden Daughter" group said Allegro: Playing with bamboo boards, listening to me point to point. This is the end of my program ...

Nana didn't respond after listening to it, and it took a long time to laugh: I have been standing on this stage for more than 7 years, and I was fooled for the first time!

He Jiong: "..............., a hypocritical woman

8. He Jiong asked Peter Ho:" What kind of girls do you like? ? For example, Weijia doesn't like crazy girls very much. "

Wei Jia: "Yes, I don't like crazy girls very much."

Everyone can't help but focus on Nana. Nana: Don't look at me being crazy outside. I'm surprised that I play guzheng and write poems at home. . . . . . (deliberately making arrogant eyes)

He Jiong: If Nana is really like this at home, then she is completely crazy!

9. war and beauty Issue Nana: I brought you a gift. Charmaine Sheh: What gift?

Nana: whew-whew-whew-darts! ! !

Also, Allegro of Nana:

You are jealous that my arms are thicker than yours,

I am jealous that my eyes are smaller than yours,

I am jealous that I didn't graduate from primary school and didn't graduate!

NANA: Yo, there are three beauties on the stage (snickering ~)

1, 5566: I really want NANA's phone number after seeing Nana's performance!

Happy Family and Audience: Oh! ........

5566: drag her into the forbidden words, so I won't answer it later! !

11. Nana: I've really been here for 18 years. No one dares to compete with me.

Wang Renfu: Are you sure? I'm just curious about which brand of skin care products you use. Don't use them in the future. 12. In the last issue of Happy Boys, there was a link in which Nana and Jason sang with water. He Laoshi said, What are you singing, honey, the moon represents my heart, bangs chop firewood, and both husband and wife return home? How about singing a song that everyone is very familiar with <: Love freedom > , Jay. . . . . Water spray

13. In the issue of Jason and Bird, Jason said that after he became famous, many girls went to the snack bar opened by Jason's mother to eat rice noodles in order to get autographs.