Text version of humorous classic jokes and stories

Text version of humorous classic jokes and stories Part 1

The king heard that Afanti didn’t have long to live, so he came to visit him. He said to Afanti who was lying on the bed: " If you have any last wishes or anything to do, please tell me!"

"Your Majesty, I only have one wish. After I die, I hope you can wear the clothes I wore. Patch robe, ride on my donkey, and go to the place where the beggars and poor people live, this is my last wish," Afanti weakly said to the king.

The king agreed to his request and left. A few days later, Afanti really passed away. So, according to Afanti's last wish, the king put on Afanti's patched robe, rode on Afanti's donkey and walked towards the place where the poor and beggars lived.

When the poor and beggars saw a man who looked like Afanti coming, they rushed towards him happily and shouted happily: "Our Afanti is back, he is not dead, He's still alive!"

People shouted happily and jumped to come. However, when the donkey riders approached, they found that it was not Afanti. Some cried bitterly, some were depressed, and walked away very disappointed. Someone shouted loudly: "O Allah, our protector God Afanti." He will never come among us again!" After saying this, he cried sadly.

At this time, the king understood the true sadness of the people.

Text version of humorous classic jokes and stories Part 2

Afanti likes to eat quail meat very much. One year, there were suddenly an increase in quails in his hometown, and the market was full of quail sellers.

Afanti bought ten quails from the market and cooked a pot of delicious quail meat with various seasonings. He wanted to find a close friend to share quail meat with, so he went to the village to invite his friend.

At this time, a hunter friend of Afanti came to visit Afanti with ten hunted live quails. When he saw the fragrant cooked quail meat in the pot, he had a delicious meal. Then he put the ten live cranes, crows and quails he had brought into the pot, closed the lid and left.

Afanti invited a close friend and poured him a bowl of wine, preparing to serve the quail meat cooked in the pot to entertain his friends. When he opened the lid of the pot, the ten live quails in the pot flew away.

Afanti looked at the "miracle" in front of him and lamented: "Ah, Almighty Allah, you have resurrected these animals. I really admire your ability, but who is responsible for my loss?" "Come and make compensation!"

Text version of humorous classic jokes and stories Part 3

A few guests came to Afanti's house. After the guests left, he was worried about the dirt at home. I lost it, so I counted it and found that one of the eight earthen platforms was missing. He immediately mounted his donkey and chased the guests. He met a miller on the way, and he asked the miller: "Did you see anyone passing by with a clay platform?"

The miller heard this and wanted to play a trick on him, so he said: "This earth platform is here?" The thing is very heavy. Maybe your guest is tired from carrying the earthen platform and is resting somewhere. Please sit here and sleep for a while. When you wake up, he may come over. ”

< p> Afanti thought it made sense, so she lay down and fell asleep. The miller took advantage of his sleep to cut off Afanti's beard. After a while, someone galloped past here on horseback. The miller woke up Afanti and said: "Afanti, get up quickly. Your guest has just passed by after putting the earthen platform on the horse."

Afanti immediately got up and gave chase. There was no horseman for a long distance, only a cloud of dust. He said angrily, "Wait and see!" and then touched his beard. But the beard disappeared, and he said again: "This stupid miller turned out to have called the wrong person. He thought he was me!"

Text version of humorous classic jokes and stories Part 4

One day, Afanti planned to send some walnuts to the king. A friend who knew that the king did not like to eat figs served as a consultant to Afanti and said: "His Majesty the King does not like to eat walnuts, you should send figs to the king." Afanti listened to this friend's words.

When Afanti went to see the king with a basket of ripe figs, the king was furious and ordered his men to beat Afanti with figs.

When each soft fig hit Afanti's face, Afanti said: "By the blessing of Allah!" The king asked him strangely: "Afanti, you What does it mean to say "Thank you to God" after being beaten? "

"Dear Your Majesty the King, I originally planned to send you a basket of walnuts, but then I followed the advice of a wise friend. "I sent you this basket of figs. If I really sent you walnuts, wouldn't my head be smashed by a basket of walnuts?" Afanti replied.