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"Dear baby, don't nurse, mom hasn't eaten yet! There is no milk to feed you! "
But I hid in my room and cried: because the child sucked my nipples out. I don't blame her, just because I have too little breast milk and she doesn't drink enough. Physical pain and mental pain are the biggest pains for children. I can't help it I'm not full. Where can I buy enough milk powder?
"Children, children, children, don't smoke. Mothers won't be full. Where is milk powder for you to drink? "
It's all true. You can't go wrong. Although I live in a small villa, my husband's family is very frugal. I think the little child has a baby for a month, and I don't want to drink that good thing. Children have to wait three months for the full moon, so I'll drink less and be full.
After the second month, the food at home was 1: it was rare to buy 1 Jin of ribs and cook 1 cauldron soup, which was drunk by four adults in the whole family for three days. 1 Eat meat that day, and cook noodles and rice noodles with the remaining stewed ribs for the next two days. Because I won't go to work for the time being, my grandmother always implies that my husband is tired from work and needs to drink more. Most of the meat in the pot is for my husband. I will be fine if I have two small ribs in my bowl.
"Children, children, children, don't smoke. Mothers won't be full. Where is milk powder for you to drink? "
Children, children, children don't drink milk powder.
At noon today, because I didn't drink enough, the child didn't sleep even though he was sleepy. 1 has been crying, but he can't suck milk powder. After a while 1, grandma came to hug the child and wanted to give him milk powder. Children cry the most when they see milk powder bottles. Children, children, children, children originally rejected milk powder, but later they were forced to drink it by grandma, afraid to drink it.
When I was pregnant, my husband's family's food was ok. Are you afraid of being told? Finally, relatives and friends will come to see the children. With a baby, the food is not so real. My grandmother always said that drinking lightly after delivery can help me lose weight, but I don't drink much and I don't drink enough. Pity my children, children and children are always not enough to drink.
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