Luoyang is evil, don't talk nonsense …

When I mention my hometown Luoyang, everyone will think of peony, Longmen Grottoes, the ancient capital of the 13th Dynasty and so on, but you won't know that there are still some amazing places in Luoyang ...

Luoyang people have heard a saying, often saying: Luoyang is evil!

Of course, "evil" does not mean evil, but evil!

Tell me a few things that happened to me in the last half month.

Last week, I chatted with my colleagues: "I have been driving for seven years and have not received a ticket."

"Then you will have one soon!" The friend said with a smile.

"Why?"

"Because Luoyang is evil!"

"How could I forget this? Bah!"

This is no joke. I really got a ticket two days later.

I had tea with my friend the day before yesterday, and we talked about our other good friend Wang Jie.

"I haven't seen Lao Wang for several days. What is he busy with these days? " My friend asked while smoking.

"I don't know, I haven't seen you for several days."

The next day, I met Lao Wang on my way home from work. I smiled and said, "I was still talking about you yesterday, and I just met you today." It's amazing! "

"Don't you know the sin of Luoyang?"

Several people made an appointment to have dinner together last night, but Lao Wang didn't arrive. My friend was impatient and said to me, "This boy is always late. Please tell him to hurry. "

"It is estimated that it will be soon, wait a little longer."

"It's been an hour."

"Then let's eat first and wait for him while eating." I said.

Hardly had we picked up chopsticks when Lao Wang pushed the door and came in. Friends said with one voice: Luoyang is really evil!

This is no coincidence. There are many such things, not only me, but also many people will feel this way. Some even meet many times a month, so don't say anything unlucky in Luoyang, because most of them will come true. Of course, you can always talk about a person when you are impatient, and he will appear soon.

The word "evil is in Luoyang" has almost become the mantra of Luoyang people, which is really amazing. Actually, sometimes it's fun to think about it. It seems that everyone in Luoyang has this super power.

I know that people who read this article will praise me, don't ask why, because I am from Luoyang, I can say whatever I want, haha (this is really a joke, don't take it seriously).

Finally, I would like to remind Jane friends who read this article that it is a peony flower party, and people all over the country are gushing. If a friend happens to come to Luoyang to enjoy flowers, be careful not to say unlucky words, because Luoyang is really evil, remember.