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Qilu joke
"Spring and autumn? According to the biography of the ram, there was a general named Nangong Changwan around Song. At that time, the battle of Qilu was fierce, and Lu listened to his advice and was defeated by the state. Duke Zhuang of Lu shot the Nangong Changwan to the ground with his weapons and extremely lethal palace ban, and brought him back alive, becoming a prisoner of Lu. Later, relations between the two countries gradually began to improve, and Song requested the release of Nangong Changwan. When he returned to China, Song Mingong joked with him. I used to respect you because you were a general of our country, but now I don't respect you because you are a prisoner of Lu? Song Mingong never thought it was this sentence that got him killed. At that time, when he finished this sentence, the doctor Zhou Mu also advised him that since Song Mingong is the king of a country, it would be a big mistake to joke with courtiers. At that time, Song Mingong also reached out and said it was nothing. She is used to joking with Nangong Changwan. Later, Nangong Changwan lost several sets of chess with Song Mingong, and Song Mingong said again? Your boy is a prisoner, no matter how hard you fight, you will lose. When the son of heaven died, the governors sent ministers to offer condolences, and Nangong Wanchang volunteered to go. As a result, Song Mingong said again? No one in the Song Dynasty could send the prisoners to the capital of the Emperor? The Nangong Wanchang was more than I could bear, picked up a chessboard and hit him on the head. Song Mingong fell to the ground and died instantly. So, under any circumstances, you should be careful what you say and do, and don't insult your courtiers like this fatuous Song Mingong. Not only will you not get any benefits, but you will also kill yourself.
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