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A joke about writing poetry.

This family has four clever daughters-in-law. When we meet, we always like to say four words, which is very funny. But suspicious grandfathers always feel that they are speaking ill of themselves. Gpm China Children Resources Network

On this day, Sister-in-law saw a cat and said, "Cats have light feet", gpm China Children's Resource Network.

Second sister-in-law took it and said, "Two eyes are like two bells." Gpm China Children Resources Network

Sister-in-law said, "It doesn't catch mice", gpm China Children's Resource Network.

Huei-fang said, "I only listen to the wall." Gpm China Children Resources Network

I didn't know that my father-in-law was eavesdropping on the partition wall and suddenly fainted, so I ran to the county government and told them to "write poems behind my back and curse my father-in-law." Hearing this, the magistrate called them to the official residence, pointed to the big drum in the class and asked them to write poems. The eldest sister-in-law said, "There is a big drum in the hall," and the second sister-in-law said, "There is a tiger painted on it." Sister-in-law said "be a county magistrate today" gpm China Children's Resource Network.

Fourth Daughter-in-law said, "Make a county magistrate next year." Gpm China Children Resources Network

Hearing this, the county magistrate felt very comfortable. He roared: "Bold old man, how dare you make trouble without reason and come to our office to make trouble. Come on, drag it down for me and take charge of the forty boards. " Gpm China Children Resources Network

After the lawsuit ended, the four daughters-in-law went home together. Mother-in-law asked, "You're back. Where's your father? " Gpm China Children Resources Network

Sister-in-law said, "Dad is stubborn", gpm China Children's Resource Network.

Second sister-in-law said, "If you doubt, you will complain." Gpm China Children Resources Network

Sister-in-law said, "Give him forty boards", gpm China Children's Resource Network.

Huei-fang said, "I'm still on my way!" Gpm China Children Resources Network

When my father-in-law came back, he moved a chair angrily and sat at the door, wishing he could move a stone to hit the sky! At this time, Sisao is going out to work. When they saw this posture, the first daughter-in-law said, "My father stopped the door and sat down." The second daughter-in-law said, "Come here." The third daughter-in-law said, "Don't touch him." The fourth daughter-in-law said, "Touching him is a disaster!"