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Humorous jokes about love
1, four love myths in China:
Butterfly lovers has become a butterfly, not a human;
Cowherd and Weaver Girl are far apart and can only get together once a year.
The White Snake and Xu Xian were crushed by a tower, and one died alone;
Meng jiangnu shed tears on the great wall for her husband, but she was unable to return to heaven;
You see, history cruelly proves that true love has no good result.
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2. Just after Valentine's Day, it ushered in the sad reminder of Women's Day. It means he turned you into a woman on Valentine's Day.
April Fool's Day is after Women's Day. When you become a woman, you find yourself cheated.
After April Fool's Day, it is Labor Day, that is, it is too late to find out that you have been cheated, so you have to be a cow and a horse.
Is Children's Day after Labor Day? Give him a baby!
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In all these years, I have never seen a man who can win by quarreling with girls. He will either do it in a rage or keep silent. Is this just a man's problem?
God replied: Darwin said:? There used to be quarrels and victories, but later, when I couldn't find a girlfriend, I became extinct. ?
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