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Why are you always late for class?
Are you often late for class? Little Pete is such a boy. Now, let's read the story.
Little Pete is a nine-year-old boy. He started school the year before last, and now he is in grade three. Although he lives not far from school, he is often late for class. He likes watching TV at night and goes to bed late, so he can't get up early in the morning.
This semester, Peter's aunt, Ms. Black, works in Peter's school. She teaches math in the third grade. She is very strict with Peter and often tells him to observe school discipline and get to school on time. Next morning, Peter got up late again. When he got to school, it was already half past eight. His aunt has been waiting for him at the school gate.
Menstruation said angrily, "You are ten minutes late, Pete."
"Why are you always late for class?"
"Every time I go to the corner, I can see a sign that says: School ahead, slow down!"
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