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Why does Gao Lin always keep an empty door?
I always feel that Gao Lin's psychological quality is quite poor.
I don't know if everyone thinks so. Gao Lin was the first striker of the national team for a while, and he was considered very strong. After so many years in Evergrande, I have also worked hard for the club. I also scored a lot of goals, and both the club and the national team made great contributions.
But Gao Lin always makes some low-level mistakes and can't get in with an empty door. The low-level can't be lower. Nothing is more annoying than not entering an empty door. The chance of an empty door is very small. Ronaldo, the former "quasi-goal king", likes to play an empty net most, and has no chance to create opportunities, taking goals as jokes. Don't get angry with the opposing defender and ruin Ronaldo.
Gao Lin didn't come in through an empty door, not once or twice. This is as good as the "King of the Martial Ball". At Evergrande Club, he worked for several foreign aid workers, and he didn't have much ball rights and shot many times. Occasionally he has a chance to be free, and I think he is very confused. How can there be such a good opportunity? Hehe, the opportunity is just around the corner, but Goran Osman is thinking about life.
There are still few opportunities to knock at the door. I don't know how to knock, or even if it's empty.
On this issue, we can analyze it from the following three aspects:
First, Gao Lin can be said to be the top striker in China in recent years. From the initial participation in the World Youth Championship on behalf of the 85 National Youth League, to the participation in the Super League and even the Asian Games on behalf of Shanghai Shenhua and Guangzhou Evergrande, Gao Lin has played many games in recent years. As for Gao Lin's failure to score an empty goal, we can understand that he got the chance through his own efforts in the competition. If Gao Lin doesn't work hard, how can he have a chance to shoot?
Second, to be honest, Evergrande's goals in recent years have basically been contracted by the team's foreign aid. In the face of the sudden opportunity in the game, perhaps Gao Lin was not ready, so he was caught off guard; Maybe Gao Lin is anxious to score, but haste makes waste; Perhaps it was because Gao Lin didn't have enough confidence in his own shooting, and as a result, he couldn't get in. These three possibilities, combined, are that Gao Lin's psychological quality is not enough and he can't grasp the opportunity at the critical moment.
Third, Gao Lin's shooting action was not handled well. Corresponding to psychological quality is Gao Lin's technical action. Gao Lin's shooting skill will ultimately affect whether the ball can finally hit the opponent's goal smoothly. Gao Lin's shooting is mainly direct, which requires very high angle and strength. As a result, Gao Lin shot off the chain at the crucial moment, which directly led to the embarrassing situation that an empty net could not get in. For example, in the 20 15 season, when Guangzhou Evergrande drew with Shandong Luneng 2-2, Gao Lin missed an opportunity to approach in the 56th minute of the second half. Although this shot has something to do with Gao Lin's suspension, Gao Lin's technical action is more problematic. (ton)
You don't have to enter the empty net to get the nickname "High Plane". Now Gorinman is nicknamed "Gao Jingjing" by fans. Gao Lin, 34, is now the assistant coach of the captain of Shenzhen football team. Although he has scored a lot of goals this season, the exaggerated tumbling in the game is really out of image.
Gao Lin Evergrande, a meritorious player, won the Super League Eight Cups and the AFC Champions League all the way from China A and served as the main striker of the national football team for a long time. It is precisely because of poor shooting skills that the opportunity to break the door is often wasted, which leads to the origin of "smashing the plane". Tell a joke: Gao Lin shoots angrily ten meters in front of the door, and fans will look up at the sky ... The footwork is really unusual.
Gao Lin is not an efficient striker. His advantages are comprehensive skills, flexible footwork, strong ball protection ability and good heading. Gao Lin scored a wonderful barb in Evergrande and took a penalty in the national football team. According to statistics, the league scored 104 goals in 383 appearances, and the national team scored 102 goals. This approximate figure reflects the incompetence of the National Front, just like "there is no general Liao Hua as the pioneer in Shu".
There is a widespread phenomenon that national football strikers are soft in scoring goals. Yang Xu 16 games with 0 goals and 0 assists, even Wu Lei failed to score. Now Daniel F. Akerson has lost his "grace of love" after naturalization.
Gao Lin's problem is that he is not good at confrontation and falls down at the touch. In addition, his experience was spent on diving and cheating, so many fans don't like him. The domestic striker's shooting action is not handled well and the pressure is great, which leads to technical changes, so he will miss the goal.
Bottom line: Gao Lin is the smartest player who can protect himself. His wife and luxury car will make money outside the stadium. He played World Wave in the game, but there was also an empty net.
Tell him to ask Lei Wu.
Why does Gao Lin always keep an empty door? This problem involves many aspects. Although Gao Lin did miss the penalty, Guangzhou Evergrande missed the penalty a little more times this season. Some players said, "I have scored many penalties before, so I still have confidence in myself." The first penalty, the goalkeeper saved well, so it's a pity that I want to kick the second penalty differently. "Will it affect you if you miss a ball?" Frankly, "It won't affect me". A football match means that you can get something or miss something. I will continue to work hard. Our team will regain confidence and the Super League will win the game again. "The fans are not very" cold "about the player's last consolation. As a top star, penalty kick has become a dilemma. So how can we kick a penalty kick well? As professional fans and old drivers, let's discuss how to get a penalty efficiently.
What is punishment? During the game, a team who violates one of the ten fouls that can be judged as a direct free kick in its own restricted area is awarded a free kick and should be punished with a penalty. Penalty is the "death penalty" on the football field. Only when the defender seriously fouls his entry, or when the two teams can't win or lose within the specified time (and the game must be won or lost), will it be used. "Penalty" is a very easy thing from a purely technical point of view, but it often becomes a big problem for football players.
Local certification! Gao Lin was elected as "Guangdong Footballer of the Year" in 2020, according to the official announcement of Caesar. This event, known as the "Oscar Award" in Guangdong football, was actively participated by local fans before the polling day. Just recently, the results of the "Guangdong Footballer of the Year" were released. Gao Lin ranked first with 90,038 votes, surpassing "Lao Guang" Huang's 8295 1 vote and naturalized player Jiang's 247 votes. It is worth mentioning that Shen wrote that Gao Lin's election was well deserved and was recognized by fans, media and experts. Gao Lin himself publicly expressed his honor to be elected and thanked the organizers and fans for their support.
Gao Lin was elected as "Guangdong Footballer of the Year" after defeating "Lao Guang" and Evergrande.
In 2020, the selection of "Guangdong Footballer of the Year" finally came to an end, and deep captain Gao Lin was successfully elected. It is worth mentioning that in terms of fan voting, Gao Lin ranked first with 90,038 votes, surpassing the 8295/kloc-0 votes of "Lao Guang" Huang and the 247 votes of naturalized player Jiang.
As we all know, the "Guangdong Footballer of the Year" selection activity is known as the "Oscar Award" in Guangdong football, and Lu Lin, the "Lao Guang" of Guangzhou R&F team, has been elected many times. In 2020, not only was Lu Lin Footballer excluded from the shortlist, but also a number of naturalized players were selected, which caused controversy. From the shortlist, we can know that Huang (Guangzhou), Tang Miao (Guangzhou), Ye Chugui (Guangzhou), Fernando (Guangzhou Evergrande), Daniel F. Akerson (Guangzhou Evergrande), Gao Lin (Shenzhen), Ceng Cheng (Shanghai Shenhua), Zhang Peng Lin (Guangzhou Evergrande), Jiang Guangtai (Guangzhou Evergrande) and so on.
In fact, as long as it is a professional player who has obtained a "Guangdong household registration", it is possible to be shortlisted. Except for Huang and Ye Chugui who are Cantonese, both local players and naturalized players have successfully settled in Guangzhou. In other words, Gao Lin's election as "Guangdong Footballer of the Year" is in line with the regulations.
This is not just a question of why Gao Lin always guards an empty target. As a striker of Evergrande, it is his duty to shoot at the stadium. Shooting an empty door without entering is infinitely magnified to never enter.
On the one hand, Gao Lin's style of dealing with the empty net is relatively simple, that is, shooting directly. The biggest threat of direct shooting is the opposing goalkeeper. In fact, the angle and intensity of direct shooting must be grasped to score. Gao Lin does have some shortcomings in dealing with this, or "masturbation", which is not just a matter of Gao Lin's personal ability. Like Messi, there are many ways to deal with an empty goal, such as hanging shot, straight plug and rolling. You can go and see my old Macy's collection.
On the other hand, it is the overall level of football in China. For the handling of emergencies, this kind of ball is always handled badly, just like Lei Wu was scolded by the fans for not entering an empty net. And like Lei Wu, Gao Lin, top domestic shooters have a big problem that they all shoot with their right feet, and their left feet are less than half of their right feet, which is why they need to adjust to their right feet when they have a good chance to use their left feet, so they will miss the opportunity.
Thanks for inviting me. What should I say? Some people say that psychological quality is poor. I think this is an excuse. If you can become a player of this level, you can't use psychological quality as an excuse. In a word, artists are bold. It is natural to have excellent skills and good psychological quality, but skills and ups and downs are still not good, and poor psychological quality is not good.
A player always doesn't watch videos of his mistakes and doesn't sum up and solve his weaknesses. I always think that mistakes are not my own, but also a part of football ... Then he is a player who feels good about himself and doesn't make progress. At this level, everyone can get a high salary and join the national team. Not that he is high-level, but that few people are higher than him. This is the current situation and bubble of football in China.
Facing an empty net and not entering, it is nothing more than one. Poor psychological quality. It is possible that you will be impatient, impatient, weak at your feet and lose your goal. Second, the technology is not too hard, but there are many deformations at the critical moment, and the opportunity is missed. See how the Shoupeng Wang women's football team plays.
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