30 funny quotations in one sentence: your complex facial features can't cover up your simple IQ.

1, a real warrior, dares to face his own face.

2. To be a man, you must be a person who lingers between Niu A and Niu C. ..

3. If the tree is not peeled, it will die; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

5, raw, easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

6, life is like toilet paper, nothing, try to pull less!

7, work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back, people go to the building.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

9. Clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to make sure to leave.

10, life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

1 1. Once you were my world, now all directions have replaced you.

12, every day, I draw a circle on my calendar. It was not until Sunday that I discovered that my life was an ellipsis.

13, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

14, my god, did you let summer and winter share a room? Give birth to this damn weather!

15, I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, and only wind energy accompanies me.

16, hello, the number you dialed has passed away, please dial again in your next life.

17, my future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

18, there is a fill-in-the-blank question called not at all; There is a multiple-choice question that looks right; There is a writing topic called "I want to cry when I write".

19, the success of a person's life depends on the memorial service.

20. My three idols when I was a child: Lei Feng, Zhang Haidi and Zhang Ga. Short for "Lady Gaga".

2 1, forcing death is only an instant, shameless that is eternal!

22. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

23. I am a civilized person, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva.

24. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.

25. Time and marriage will make a man mature, but time is a small fire and marriage is a big fire.

26. Raise your head 45 degrees just to stop your nose, and lower your head 45 degrees just to wipe your nose so that others can't see it.

27. I fell in love with you at first sight, and I woke up at the second sight.

28. Women's universities have changed eighteen times and become more and more casual.

29. Lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.

30. I can't find it anywhere, and I still lament that I was a small waist. Idle hate, a suit of pork belly