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Single dog's classic said: Everything is my fault. I can only smile and feel sad.
Second, a woman has the ambition to give up a man who can't keep up with her. It is meaningless for a man to give up a woman who can't keep up with him.
Third, when you are madly in love, you don't have to be so realistic, but you must be realistic after being lovelorn. It's all over, you still have a long way to go, so let go.
If someone catches you, I will give you anything.
5. On Valentine's Day, I will play Lianliankan at home and eliminate a couple as a couple.
When it's all over, I know I will forget you.
7. Hello, I am a life-long honorary member of the global single dog Anti-show Love Alliance.
Eight, love has always been a thousand times. How can you love someone if you have never been abandoned or hurt? Love turns out to be an experience. I hope people will last long.
Nine, if all the deep feelings are not disappointed.
Do you feel lonely when you see people coming and going in the street?
Eleven, it's Valentine's Day again. I have been single for more than 20 years. You think my wife gave up 20 years ago? . .
Twelve, record at this moment, you met him and gave him a slap in the face. Why can't you find me alone?
Thirteen, can not be together for the love of a lifetime, but people come and go in a hurry during the long journey, no matter how long they stay, they always leave to take another flight.
There are many things in the world that I can't control myself. For example, I miss you so much, but there are too many reasons not to.
Fifteen, when I am good enough to keep you from leaving me, I will no longer be yours.
Sixteen, pay homage to the remaining memories. Looking back on the only feeling in my heart.
17. Not being single is better than being single.
Eighteen, the more wrong love is, the braver it is. Love must be persistent. Everyone must see through it. If you want to love, don't be afraid of pain.
Nineteen, for people who are afraid of trouble and pain like me, being single is more suitable for me.
Twenty, perfunctory loneliness, perfunctory youth, but exaggerated happiness.
Twenty-one, it's Tanabata, and I'm still single. At the age of falling in love, I don't have a boyfriend, and I feel very lonely.
It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the men they want to marry most.
Twenty-three, always say that one person is full, the whole family is not hungry, and being single also has the pain of being single.
Twenty-four, there is a kind of single, just to wait for someone, waiting for the right person.
Twenty-five, a mess, except for you, is the background.
Twenty-six, in the dark night, there is always a person who will stay quietly in a "corner", not because he likes it so much, but because he is used to it.
Everything is my fault, I can only smile and feel sad.
Twenty-eight, now I have learned to let nature take its course and don't want to keep anything. I believe there should be, and I won't go.
I can always play your supporting role with a smile and suffer behind your back.
Thirty, men always like clean women, but they always get dirty.
I want to be your heart in the next life, or you will die.
Keep company with loneliness and be friends with loneliness.
If you tell a secret, you must be prepared to be made public one day.
Thirty-four, single, because someone in my heart can't support the second person.
Thirty-five, you forgot, I forgot.
36. Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.
Thirty-seven, the glory of life, not ordinary, but mediocre! Therefore, think more when the spring breeze is proud, as long as you don't betray the original intention of beauty; When you are embarrassed and frustrated, look forward to it a little more, as long as you don't make up a bitter dream that you don't wake up!
When we meet face to face again, you will no longer be with me, but you will still be in my heart.
Thirty-nine, now I know why I want to design pockets for pants. That's because no one took my hand and walked away.
Forty, Tanabata is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the person you like is spending Tanabata with someone else.
Forty-one, "I don't want to talk to him anymore." What a fool I am! He never came to me, did he?
Forty-two, there are reasons to be single. I couldn't find my favorite umbrella, so I had to go ahead in the rain.
Time and tide wait for no man. One day, we will all bid farewell to being single!
44. I can't heal my wounds and forget the unhealed pain, but my heart is surging and I shouldn't have this dream.
45. Losing contact with you doesn't mean that I don't miss you. I will still miss you wherever I go.
46. I keep all my expectations for myself, which is the best protection for myself.
Forty-seven, Tanabata is coming. If you are still single, don't worry. God looks at you and says, "I want to keep a special one for you!" " " .
48. I pretend I don't care about you, but it's myself who gets hurt.
49. What happened to Tanabata? The days are still passing, and the earth is still turning.
50. What does emptiness feel like? What's it like to love but not give up?
From the moment you left, I was destined to miss you.
53. There is a joke called love. I laughed my head off and cried my head off, but I still refused to let go.
Fifty-four, everyone else celebrates Valentine's Day, but I have been celebrating Singles' Day!
55. He is the sun, and he can shine. I reach out and hug him. It hurts.
56. Only by making yourself excellent enough can you be qualified to start a beautiful love.
57. Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men lie in bed, and there are a lot of them everywhere.
I prefer "I love me" on May 25th to Valentine's Day on Qixi, because no one loves me, so I only love myself.
59. I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone. I'm afraid to spend time with people I like.
It is good for a person to have love, if only selfish love can't explain it.
Sixty-one, single Valentine's Day, looking forward to the downpour that day.
Sixty-two, single, also need a cost.
If you are still single, enjoy it. You are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one deserves you at present.
Sixty-four, take your hypocrisy
Sixty-five, no matter how long the company is, it can't compare with the freshness of the moment.
Without you, even if you give me the world, I still have nothing.
Sixty-seven, love is a stage of self-improvement, we are experiencing our own life, you have loved others, been loved by others, been hurt, and hurt others.
Sixty-eight, my friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day on Qixi. I simply said two words "skip"!
I miss you again and again, and I know how long my humble love can last.
How can I be single on Valentine's Day?
Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.
I can only choose happiness for you ~ ~
Nothing can last forever, nothing can last forever. You said being friends was the worst and best excuse to protect me.
-the strongest person in the eyes of others may be the weakest inside.
I wait for you to get off work in an ostentatious manner like a little wife.
Those little ambiguities between us, you don't say, I don't say.
It is said that wine is poison to the intestines and is insignificant compared with feelings.
Little lovers, stay away from me. Be careful of my roar: happy break-up!
//I can't give you happiness, I can only choose happiness for you ~ ~
After all, our relationship couldn't stand the wind and rain, and finally broke down.
Constantly missing, easy to live up to, unconsciously strange.
Do you still love me, even though I know that's the answer I don't want to know?
~ ~ Looking at the blue sky ~ Thinking of your lonely back ~
Vulgar people are always looking at the shortcomings and shortcomings of others.
Seeing you two holding hands happily, I will still cry.
Friendship, once played, is more unforgettable than love.
Most people long for happiness, but some people look happy.
Life has always been taken away by the people I love, and the people who love me are terrible.
-m 1ng, Dongdong's little love song, I will remember it firmly.
The age after dreaming is vigorous and calm.
I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you my whole world.
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
After all, our relationship couldn't stand the wind and rain, and finally broke down.
Do you still love me, even though I know that's the answer I don't want to know?
My heart is half missing. Who wants to lend me half?
That light stung my eyes and made me lose my way.
Funny _ _ A really stupid person won't say: I'm stupid, but I'm sorry ~
I tried to stabilize my heart and not allow him to be sad.
Don't get rid of yesterday, tomorrow is for yourself.
Feelings sometimes can't tell themselves apart. But they don't represent who they really are.
Thank you for trying it out. You once chose me as a hobby.
All I needed then was a hug.
I am very upset, worried, confused and confused, and it is getting worse every year.
Don't stubbornly open Mmら- heart and leave with a joke. )
A person's smile. From beginning to end, it's all that wound and pain.
No love is perfect, but everyone's efforts.
But who knows it's not reading? I can turn it off if I say so. I can't forget it, I love it deeply. How can I leave him alone?
False blessing. I hope you will be happier without me.
No matter how sad you are, pretend you don't care. I don't want your feelings for me to be sympathy.
Letting go is also a kind of happiness, promise yourself not to cry again.
You're there with every touch *
Perhaps, the so-called past can let a person find some happy pictures in the sad ending.
Listen to your favorite songs quietly. If you like someone, you can see it from a distance.
If there is still a relationship between us, I hope it is a stranger.
I am in other cities, thinking of you.
I have no acting skills, so I can't play two of a kind with you. I don't get lines.
Give yourself a chance to be born again. ﹌
Funny I always thought I was proud, and I didn't live humbly until you appeared. . .
I love you, I have no purpose, just love you. ......
-Z K, a man I cherish with my life.
Wang Dan, I still love you, but I only dare to say here that tomorrow, I will go home! !
From today on, I will wait in the dim light ~
Lost again. This is obviously a familiar street.
Always in other people's stories/with your own tears/
Know what is true and what is false.
Love deeply and give up completely.
Please don't push me to others, because no matter how difficult it is, I will stay with you.
Losing with my sister is cheap, and I will make you die ugly.
Seeing you, I believe that genes will indeed mutate and become more and more inconsistent.
The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
Please feel free to say. I can't guess, let alone tell a fortune.
Sorry, I am not a vegetarian. If you piss me off, you can get as far away as possible.
I don't want you to release it, I just want you to shut up.
I have to admire my female friend for wearing shorts in such a cold day.
Your outstanding, cross-description: exquisite facial features, vague combination.
The advantage of being a light bulb is to illuminate your lover and destroy yourself-
It is said that life is like a movie, but unfortunately there is no pause button in life.
ゲ Let the four virtues develop, but you can't stand the New Year.
"I am ordinary, so ordinary that there is only one me in this world."
Don't expect me to repay good for evil. What I'm good at is fighting violence with violence.
Love is like an hourglass. The heart is full and the brain is empty.
Don't compare others with me, because I am just an individual.
No amount of water can make up for tears.
People are as thin as paper. "He who sees through the world of mortals hurts his heart."
What is lost is forever. What belongs to me is on my way/
Pig Bajie is struggling to learn from the scriptures because he has never met Chang 'e like you.
The life of a rogue. There are hooligans everywhere
A good horse never looks back, so I never look back and walk in circles. As a result, I met the grass again
Women are great because they donate blood every month.
Everyone gets into trouble sometimes, and then I know what a man is and what a dog is. -
1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, how unfortunate I am to meet you.
Everyone who says good night to sleep is often still showing off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.
The highest level of illness always feels like sleepwalking.
What is love in the world? Buddha said: Waste.
The bell in the next class is better than the national anthem, and the bell in the last class is worse than Tante.
Let's not talk about our relationship. Let me ask you if we have a relationship-
Memories always pat me on the back, pointing to old wounds, and forbidding me to forget.
Clear water means no fish, while low people mean no enmity.
The man in Niu B comes out of the woman's belly.
Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.
It's easy to talk standing up, because they have no waist.
Finally, it turns out that the original stone scissors cloth is 2 5 0.
I have to fight for a piece of meat in life. I'm a little tangled now, Jinhua ham.
A man is a dog, whoever has the ability will take it away.
Maybe people always use separation and combination to interpret feelings.
Is there anyone who, like me, has been looking forward to and missing?
You wouldn't want to give up if you weren't so heartless.
The philosophy of life says that life will eventually be a barren crossroads, and even we ourselves are passers-by.
1. Life is a series of multiple-choice questions. Many times we have no choice but to let nature take its course.
Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, and life always burns while smoking.
3. Triangle is the most stable in graphics and the most unstable in interpersonal relationships.
4. Life is like a story. What matters is not how long it is, but how good it is.
5. Dream as if you have eternal life; Live as if you were going to die tomorrow.
6. It is better to grasp the present than to look forward to the future.
If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.
8. Everyone has a wall in his heart. You can see heaven if you push it away.
9. It's not that life is so miserable, but that you just look at sadness with sad eyes.
10, every road to the ideal is full of hardships and sweat.
1 1, life is a crossroads that will eventually be barren, and even we are passers-by.
12, the biggest regret in life is the wrong persistence and giving up easily.
13, there are two realms in life, one is silent pain and the other is silent smile.
14. Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers.
Give me your love and patience, and I will smile gratefully.
16, all targets are dark, only actions are accompanied by light!
17, the world is well informed, and human cultivation is the article.
18, if you can't let go of the wrong person, you'll never find the right one.
19. A good life means not dreaming, doing more, wanting nothing, smiling often and being content.
20. What's left and what's taken is your own.
2 1, think of others, but live for yourself.
22. Attitude determines state, and state determines state of mind.
23. Feel life with sensibility and think about life with reason!
24. What a wonderful life, it is worth cherishing.
25. Sweat and tears are similar in composition, but the former can win you success and the latter can win you sympathy.
26. The most beautiful heart is not complete integrity, but love for others.
27. Mistakes and harshness can often help us understand beauty, and we can learn from them.
28. People can't stand a thousand words, and trees can't stand a thousand axes.
29. If you give up, you shouldn't regret it. You shouldn't remember it if you lose it.
30. The heart hides what we can't say, but the eyes can see what we are trying to hide.
3 1, explanation is always redundant, because people who know you don't need it, and people who don't understand you don't need it.
32. Whether it's being a person or doing things. Including love. It can be simple. But you can't just do it.
33. Smile and silence are two effective weapons: a smile can solve many problems and silence can avoid many problems.
The world is fair. If you forget a memory, you will know how to cherish it.
35. What you can't keep is youth. If you don't explain, you just calm down. True love is not letting go. Imperfection is life.
36, the past, the past heart, can't remember; Now, now, you can follow the fate; Future, future heart, why bother.
37. Everyone will miss it, everyone will miss it, and what really belongs to you will never be missed.
38. Before you learn to keep a low profile, please play high-profile gracefully.
39. Time is like a shadow, and few people look down seriously.
40. Tiny happiness is around, and relaxed satisfaction is heaven.
My man should have a clean face and an unruly soul.
1, knowledge is the eternal fashion color.
2. The more you know, the earlier you don't know.
Let's replace our worries with our ideas and plans in advance.
Although the past cannot be changed, the future can.
Like a tree, like a fruit. Wool is on sheep.
6. Give yourself an excuse not to love you.
7, people are divided into three or six, and things have priorities.
8. The greatest enemy in life is your own cowardice.
9. The end of the world is close at hand; Love is in the ink, love is in the heart.
10, earn more money, but not so much that anyone who has a crush on you feels that he just likes your money.
1 1, gentlemen live in the world, can't make meritorious deeds, and how many rot like vegetation? (Romance of the Three Kingdoms)
12, only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.
13, at the peak of my career, a stream of sweat is flying; In the pearl of wisdom, the light of hard work shines.
14, it will be chaotic when it is interrupted!
15, I succeeded because I never hesitated.
16, good things are often due to sincerity. Long-distance radio navigation system
17, ridicule is a kind of power, a negative power. Praise is also a force, but it is a positive force.
18, don't blame the social darkness is the rule.
19, only wide can accommodate people, thick can accommodate people.
20. Aspiring to climb to the top of the mountain, standing at the foot of the mountain has no ambition.
2 1, no matter how beautiful you are, you can't forget it, and no matter how sad you are, you can't resist the memories.
22. Learn to change yourself because you still have an undiscovered self.
23. The more you learn, the more you will find your ignorance.
24. The river of truth flows through its wrong ditch. Tagore
25. All great actions and ideas have an ordinary beginning.
26. People can't stop the ebb and flow of the tide, but they can learn to ride the wind and waves.
27. I don't love you very much. I love you for one minute and sixty seconds.
28, full of losses, modest benefits. (Shangshu Dayu Mo)
29. We should sum up past experience, seize today's opportunities and guard against future risks.
30. How can we keep up with the past? Leave footprints.
3 1, relying on your own efforts to make yourself brilliant is more dazzling than the madness in the dog days.
32. Hey, a man should have a clean face and an unruly soul.
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