Select 60 funny personality signatures

I bleed profusely in mathematical equations, and you are black and blue all over. The following is my funny personality signature, welcome to read.

Selected funny signature 10 sentence:

( 1)? There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you, such as the head teacher outside the window?

I have lost a lot of blood, and you are black and blue in math equations.

(3) The most rogue in winter always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

(d) I bleed profusely on mathematical equations, while you are black and blue in English translation.

(5) Weather Now I want you to know what is the season of early winter and late autumn.

When the whole world doesn't want you, remember that there is still me and I don't want you.

(7) People who can laugh to death can naturally cry silently.

The trash can of a class reflects the economic strength of this class.

I am fat because many things are hard to lose weight in my heart.

You are snowing heavily in the north, and I am stormy in the south.

Funny signature encyclopedia:

( 1)? We lost time after all. Speak human words? It's time for school.

(2) It takes thousands of years for monkeys to evolve into adults, and only two bottles of wine are needed for people to become monkeys.

The wind is so strong that it is inconvenient to go out. I'm so cute that if I accidentally blow it into someone else's arms, they won't give it back.

(4) All communication not for the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.

(5) If people like me suddenly become gentle, there must be a conspiracy.

(6) Silent people often hide their biggest dreams.

(7) Everyone is more than one meter tall. What's there to ask?

(8) Love means eating many meals together.

Not afraid of others splashing cold water, but afraid of others splashing boiling water.

(10) The wind is so strong that I am so beautiful. If I accidentally blow it into someone's arms, they won't return it.

(eleven)? I want to raise a pig and talk to people. I want to marry you and go home?

(12) It's a fairy tale to make a promise, and it's a joke to grow old together.

(13) Who are you without you?

If you are afraid of cold, you can stand in the corner because there is temperature there.

I'm afraid my dark circles will expose my national treasure identity.

There will be many unexpected things in this world. For example, do you think I will give an example?

It takes courage to hug you through the crowd and tear your face at all costs.

I love wandering freely all my life, but you love loneliness and the legendary swordsman.

(19) When others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.

You show your waist in the south, and I wear mink in the north.

I have seen heavy rain in the desert.

(22) Parents' meeting, like mistress, is destroying family harmony.

People with tattoos dare not use apples, those with watches, and those with legs and gold teeth.

How much do people who laugh at you like you?

I spent all my luck meeting you, and I never got a chance to get multiple-choice questions again.

May you find a lover who will spoil you forever.

(27) don't fall in love and continue to be cool.

The year of parting was summer, and I never saw your smiling face again.

When I first met you, God hummed in my ear that it was doomed.

I want to be a shiny psycho in your mediocre memory.

On a windy day, I tried to hold your hand, but it rained so hard that I couldn't see you.

The only two things I haven't done along the way: pass math next time and don't like you tomorrow.

I want to lie in your arms, like a pussy, but not proud.

(34) The reason why I fall in love with myself again is just because I washed my hair.

I don't care about your appearance, I only care about your heart.

The way you smile at other girls is particularly ugly, really.

I saved dandruff for a year because you said you wanted to see a snow.

Give me a chance to be a dog, and I will jump on you without hesitation.

I crossed the mountains and the sea, but I couldn't cross the crowds in the canteen.

I have lost my ambition. I just want you to be in the wide world.

(4 1) Don't make yourself a joke.

Originally, my dream was to become a schoolmaster, but now I just want to stop studying.

You must have eaten too much salt to keep thinking about him.

I give you freedom, I give you all freedom. This is my last tenderness.

I want to blow the wind with you, and then cross the bridge and road hand in hand.

I vaguely remember your appearance, big nose, and asked me for sugar.

I'm not afraid of getting lost, bad guys, natural disasters or anything.

I have crossed the mountain and the sea, and there are a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain and the sea.

After seeing so many pigs, you are the cutest.

I crossed the mountains and seas, but I couldn't cross the dining hall.