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Love rat copywriting
Love rat's copy (selected 96 sentences) 1. I won't do it next time. Forgive me. I'm too busy. Find something to do by yourself. 3. Not worthy of you. You just don't like that I have no money. I knew we had no future. 6. She and I are just friends. /She is just my sister, colleague/confidante. Don't think too much. 7. I'm too busy to reply to messages/phone calls. 8. Sorry, you are a good girl, but I don't deserve you. 9. Can't you understand me? 10. There is no reason, but I suddenly don't love/feel anything. 1 1. Don't get me wrong, I have no feelings for her. I just slept with her. 12. Which man is not like this? 13. She seduced me and I have no feelings for her. 14. What's wrong with you? I was wrong, okay? 15. Stop, you weren't like this before. 16. I have an appointment with my friend and can't accompany you. 17. You can live without me, but she can't live without me. 18. I feel uncomfortable wearing condoms, so I won't wear them this time. 19. It's wrong for me to chat with others, and it's even more wrong for you to look at my mobile phone! You can't have privacy at the age of 20? 2 1. I have apologized. What else do you want? 22. Break up. I did it for your own good. You can find someone better. 23. Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away, so we were scattered in the strange wind and rain, and from now on, we were far apart. 24. What you gave me was the hurt of despair; What I give you is to try my best to complete my life. I want you to know that I have experienced the deepest pain in these years. It's not wandering, it's not loneliness, and it's not the sting of memories. But I met you and lost you. 26. The difference between you and me is probably that I handed you the knife, holding the blade in my hand, for fear that you might get hurt, and you stabbed me in the chest with the handle, for fear that I might get entangled. 27. I have always believed that there is still a lifetime of love in this world, but I have no confidence to meet it. 28. Many people love you. When I leave, you will never be sad. Like you said, it's no more or less for me. 29. Our chat records are all my shameless greetings. 30. I thought about countless moments. I wish you were here. As a result, I survived all these moments alone. Later, it doesn't matter whether you are here or not. 3 1. You thought you would be closely tied to him all your life, but he finally walked around in your life. 32. Later, he ignored my feelings and my life. I know he doesn't love me, because I have seen him love me. If one day you find that I don't care so much, it's not understanding, but giving up. If you had known me before, maybe you would forgive me now. 34. You have never answered my message in seconds, and even every word you reply is perfunctory. Later, I learned that except two of a kind, everything I like is sad. 35. I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness because I can't let you go. 36. Sometimes, caring too much will only make you feel romantic. Some things seem like this now, but at that time, it was really a second by second. 37. I want to walk in front of you and help you block when the storm comes. I want to stay behind you and support you when you are tired. But I forgot that you don't need me at all. 38. I used to think I couldn't go to the movies, go shopping, eat and travel alone. Later, I did it alone. 39. I didn't become what you liked at first, and I didn't become what I liked later. Back and forth, completely lost. 40. We haven't talked for a long time, and there is no communication except saying good night to you every day. I suddenly understood that sentence, because of him, I can't be together and I can't leave myself. 4 1. At that time, I was still young and thought that decision was the best fulfillment, and time could make people forget everything. Later I learned that some people will never forget. 42. Like a careful rabbit, I have the courage to like you. It was just an impatient expression, so I fled back to the forest with red eyes. 43. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you. 44. You look like a potato and say you are excellent. You are so thick-skinned, even I feel sorry for you. 45. Go your own way and let that bitch die. 46. You don't know what you are until you lose face. I earned face by myself. 47. People will meet several nobles in their life. 48. Other men eat with their brains. Why can't the brain grow at all? 49. Don't smoke in front of me and pretend to be an uncle. When I was hanging out with your mother, you were still playing with mud in your father's eggs. 50. Look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung. What else do you want besides making excrement? 5 1. You have a big hole in your head! Otherwise, I have filled your head with so many things that it is not full! 52. Don't bow your head, the crown will fall; Don't cry, bitch will laugh. 53. It's actually quite simple to forget someone: don't meet. Don't be mean. 54. Bitches are always so cheap. You should put yourself in a correct position, stop shouting and know what you are. 55. Everyone is in his place, but he is too stupid to be saved! 56. The trouble is of my own making. No shit attracts the earth. 57. Being a bitch is the easiest, because you don't have to think about anything, just how to be a bitch. 58. You are not as good as a dog. When I throw a bone to the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me. 59. You are playing with fire and setting yourself on fire. When you are burned to death, will I watch your jokes and your mood? To that bitch. 60. A bitch is a bitch, and she is still a bitch when she pretends to be melodramatic! 6 1. For the sake of city appearance and environment, we can't litter, otherwise, in love rat like you, others will litter everywhere. 62. Laughter is a mood when I was a child and an expression when I grow up. Time can take away all the rubbish. 63. It is not terrible to fall in love with love rat, but to leave love rat. 64. People like you deserve to be unloved all your life. 65. Seeing a bitch is more tangled than going to the grave. How come so many people are dead and you are still alive? 66. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually. 67. Please pack up and leave. To tell the truth, you are not even as good as your pet cat or dog. They eat my food and know how to wag their heads and tails at me! 69. When you ask me why women are thin, I will tell you frankly that you bitches make me want to vomit all day. 70. You can be a little melodramatic, but please don't be a bitch. 7 1. The male dog knew you were a bitch and shot at the wall. Even if my love is cheap, you can't discount what I said to love rat. 73. Why cover your face with your ass? 74. As long as you look like salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me. People's salted fish will be salted for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? You can give it to me or you can give it to me. 75. You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below. Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills. Let me give you a suggestion. When you go out, you must take a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen. After all, you have done too many immoral things. 78. If you feel that you have some capital, pretend to be forced. In fact, I don't have you in my heart 79. You think your mother is everywhere, and you have to make way everywhere. When I throw a bone at my dog, it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you? 8 1. Brother, could you please turn up the resolution on your face? I can't see clearly. 82. Mistress, don't think you are a burden. The person you want is just the garbage I threw away. I've seen many ugly people, but it's too much to look like you! 84. You are afraid of wasting bullets when shooting, and you are afraid of dirty bricks when shooting with bricks. Going out of the house is harmful to the city appearance, and going abroad is harmful to the country. 85. You are love rat! Cheating is not afraid of pulling eggs! 86. Seeing your powerless struggle, I suddenly feel pity. 87. I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim. 88. Don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family. 89. I am not interested in a loser like you. The greater my expectations, the greater my disappointment. I thought you could hold on a little longer, but I didn't expect you to be a loser. 90. Husband, thank your mistress for letting me know what a bitch is. 9 1. Look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung. What else do you want besides making excrement? 92. Don't think you are rare, so cherish what is rare. 93. The so-called Iraqis are on the water side, and the so-called bitches are on my side. 94. I'm too involved in the play to see through your true colors. 95. It's not your fault that a bitch is ugly. It's your fault to come out and scare people. Don't come out to scare people if no one wants you in the kiln! 96. You don't know what you are until you lose face. I earned face by myself.
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