Humorous jokes from the old couple.

Giraffe and monkey got married, and a year later, giraffe filed for divorce. Damn it, I'm fed up with this grovelling. The monkey said; If you leave, you will climb the tree with a fucking kiss!

Humor and jokes (2);

You have changed, become so strange, and you are no longer the familiar one in your memory! It breaks my heart to look at your strange face! How can I change from a cute tadpole to a toad?

Humor and jokes (3);

A man and a woman call; Male; Is there any hope for our relationship? Female; A key on the mobile phone. Male; Is it redial? Female; No, this is a hands-free key. The man was heartbroken after hearing this.

Humor and jokes (4);

The newspaper said that smoking is bad for the lungs, so I gave up smoking; The newspaper said that drinking is bad for the liver, so I gave up drinking; The newspaper says that making friends with you is bad for your heart, so. . . . . . I blew up the newspaper!

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When the devil knocked on the glass in front of your window, the toad got into your quilt, the poisonous snake coiled around your head, the earthworm shuttled between your toes, and the centipede had climbed into your nostrils. Don't be afraid! I am rushing a snail to rescue!

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It is raining. Many people in mental hospitals bathe in the rain with towel soap. There is only one person watching alone on the windowsill. The dean asked happily. Why don't you go? Which psychic said; Those fools are so stupid that I won't leave until the water is hot!

Humor and jokes 7:

Confucius Day; Hit with bricks, hit by the face, and don't mess; Since, how can a person be lonely? With friends, it's hard to be happy, hard to be happy, hard to die, hard to die!

Humor and jokes (8);

Teacher; Who uses the word "penalty" to form words, fast and many! Students are punished for standing, running, kneeling, jumping stairs, starving to death, freezing to death and being punished. . . . . .

Teacher; Who has anything else to say? Students are fined for sunbathing, sweeping the floor, doing homework, and spending money [quickly]. . . . . . .

Teacher; Who told you to say this! Stand up and listen to a paragraph!

Humor and jokes 9;

My cousin teaches Chinese in primary schools. One day, write a sentence in class to let students correct their mistakes; Saturday is Arbor Day. Workers, farmers, students and the elderly take part in voluntary labor. A student who seldom talks will raise his hand. So my cousin asked him to answer. Students answer; Old people should be removed! Why? Because old people breathe when they work!

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One day, the physics teacher talked about the series connection of electricity and said; I turned on the switch, the light came on and the doorbell rang. This is a series connection. He asked a naughty classmate to give an example. This classmate said; My doorbell rings as soon as my dog barks. Why? The teacher said; Your doorbell is empty. He said it was far away; No. When the dog barked, someone came. He rang the doorbell, so it rang.

Humor and jokes eleven;

Someone copied the answer in the exam, and it turned out to be 1 multiplied by 1. As a result, the first person copied it as 1 multiplied by 1, and the second person waited for another step, and finally got 1! Another answer is b/q, the first one is copied as 6/q, the second one is 6/9, and the last one is simplified to 2/3!

Humor and jokes12;

There is a piece of glass in the girls' bathroom on a campus, and there are always lip prints left by girls who love beauty. The headmaster stressed it several times, but he still couldn't stop it. One day. The headmaster called all the girls to the bathroom and said; Do you know how difficult it is to clean the glass? So he asked the cleaner to give a live demonstration. The cleaner washes the toilet with washing powder first, then with disinfectant water, and finally with mop. Since then, no one has left lip prints on the glass. Haha, that's funny. Oh, let's all have a look.