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__The lines Lu Ziqiao said about the train in the fifteenth episode of Love Apartment Season 1__
Be brave and don’t be afraid, it’s like having a train in front of you. The conductor asked you, young man, do you want to get on the train? Just ask where this bus is going, when will the next stop be, and whether there are any seats on the bus.
The train has already left. You just have to wait for the next one. But when the next one comes, you face the same problem. After waiting for a long time, others have arrived in Siberia. You're still at the station, who cares! Go up! The train is moving forward. It doesn't matter where you are going. What matters is the scenery outside the window.
You will thank me when you get off the bus. Because even if there is a plane in front of you, you will get on it without saying anything because you think the train is too slow.
Extended information:
Lv Ziqiao's role introduction in "Love Apartment":
Education: Graduated from the University Department of Veterinary Medicine (with a veterinary license)
Hobby: Playing Ludo with friends and beauties, picking up girls
Advantages: Handsome, brotherly loyalty, many tricks to deal with beauties, good eloquence, sometimes responsible for people to the end, proficient in lip reading ( The content that can be translated is almost accurate to the moment, see episode 21 of "Love Apartment 4")
Disadvantages: Likes to seduce beautiful women, cheat teammates, unreliable, extremely thick-skinned
Exclusive skill: "Fish's Memory" (the memory of picking up girls is only stored for seven seconds, and you can choose to delete it)
Relatives: Lu's father and Lu's mother, Guangu Qingqi (the thirteenth uncle), Tang Youyou ( Aunt Thirteen), son Lu Xiaoxiaobu (mentioned by Meijia in Fantasy)
Ex-girlfriend: Chen Meijia
Character: yuppie + playboy + timid + loyal< /p>
The ideal of love: everyone gets drunk even if they are not drunk, and they are willing to be the ghost under the skirt of a beautiful woman. If you are drunk now, don’t let the golden bottle stand in the sky; life is so beautiful, let us gallop forward; young people with ambitions who want to fly their ideals
Number of seasons played: the entire series of "Love Apartment"
First appearance: "Love Apartment" Episode 1
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