Reasons for smoking

First, if you smoke one occasionally when you have nothing to do, it is more economical and hygienic than eating snacks, just to find a companion for your mouth.

Second, I always carry a pack of cigarettes with me. Even if my wallet is flat, my pocket is still bulging. This is called sureness.

Third, when friends meet, pass a cigarette, smoke a cigarette and talk heart to heart. Especially when you are full, light one, "A cigarette after a meal is better than a living fairy"!

It is the only thing you can put in your mouth when you go to the toilet without worrying about being laughed at or disgusted.

You can smoke when you feel confused, helpless and sad, which is better than your wife. At that time, you slapped your wife, and she slapped you in turn, and cigarettes didn't resist.

Safer than drinking. You never have to worry about being caught by the police while driving and smoking.

A lonely night may be your only and best friend.

Eight, occasionally there will be beautiful women who like the faint smell of tobacco on men. If you meet such a MM, congratulations, she must be a girl with great personality.

This kind of smoke is much more environmentally friendly than automobile exhaust.

Ten, if you like to collect, I suggest that you collect cigarette cases, many varieties, complete series, exquisite production, as well as regional folk charm, if you hold cigarette case exhibitions in the future, it will certainly be profitable.

One thing that smokers can be proud of is that most heroes and great men like smoking, such as the role played by Brother Fage and our grandfather Mao.

Twelve, exercise, scientific discovery, smokers always have some muscles in the face between inhalation and vomiting, so the facial contour of the average smoker is relatively clear.

Thirteen, enough to be an excellent taxpayer.

Fourteen, when having a party, you can use a high-sounding reason to avoid women you don't like: for your health, I'll smoke a cigarette somewhere else. She will think you are a gentleman.

Fifteen, if you smoke peony flowers and others smoke Chinese, life will be motivated. Practice has proved that the more you smoke, the greater the motivation. If you smoke Chinese and others smoke peonies, you will have confidence in your life. Practice has proved that the more you smoke, the more confident you will be.

16. Finally, when you use the above fifteen reasons as an excuse, opponents will criticize the authors of these fifteen reasons, so you can rest easy. In fact, people are not born to smoke. However, men always smoke for 10,000 reasons. Why do you keep smoking? There is only one reason for men. I want to smoke.