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The owl has a strange idea

In the green forest, there live a large group of cute little animals, such as the turtledove couple, the magpie brother and sister, the rabbit family, the squirrel sister, and Dr. Owl, Mr. Earthworm and more. They lived harmoniously and happily in the forest, and lived a fulfilling and satisfying life every day.

But one night, Dr. Owl had a strange idea. What was he thinking? He felt that being out at night and staying up all day was incompatible with everyone. He wanted to change his lifestyle and work during the day and sleep at night like everyone else, so he told Sister Squirrel his idea. Sister Squirrel's eyes widened when she heard this. She didn't think it was strange before, but after hearing what Dr. Owl said, she felt something was wrong, so she decided to help him. She called all the little animals in the forest to the grass overnight and asked everyone to think of a solution together. The clever sister Magpie was the first to think of a solution. She said: Dr. Owl's lifestyle is different from ours. He must have overslept once and slept for a whole day. As a result, it was already night when he got up, but he didn't want to He fell asleep, so he worked at night and slept during the day. Otherwise, if we let him sleep in the wrong place once, wouldn't we just switch it over? After listening to it, most of them said that this method is good, and Dr. Owl also said that he should try it. It was almost dawn. Dr. Owl was swaying, yawning again and again, and fell asleep on the ground. Everyone hurriedly pushed Dr. Owl up and said to him: Don't sleep! ! The owl nodded, but sleepyheads kept coming, and everyone was anxious to death. The magpie brother and sister sang to the owl, the squirrel sister came to dance, the rabbit family took turns telling jokes, and the turtledove couple came to perform musical instruments. Everyone had exhausted their tricks. After a while, Mr. Earthworm shouted: Look, the owl is awake, its eyes are bright, and it is no longer sleepy! When everyone saw it, it was really like this. The owl rubbed his eyes and said: I don't want to sleep anymore, great, it's daytime now, we succeeded! Everyone was very happy and went back happily.

At night, the owl had a good sleep. Early the next morning, he got up to work, but he didn't look at any of his friends. He felt strange. He hurried to the door of Sister Squirrel's house, only to see a note posted on it: I am too tired and want to take a nap. Calling, please don't disturb. Damn it, Dr. Owl went from house to house, but it was always the same. He returned home dejectedly and thought: Oh~ I woke up, but everyone was asleep. I am different from everyone again. After saying that, he let out a long sigh.

The host asked: Can cats climb trees? Eagle's quick answer: Yes! Moderator: Give an example! The eagle was in tears: That year, when I was asleep, the cat climbed up the tree...and then there were owls...

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