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A sentence in which girlfriends lose each other

sentences that hurt your best friend

1. Your stupidity is always so creative.

2. Your skin is the most magical part of your body, big or small, thick or thin, even dispensable.

3. You were ugly when you were born. Even your parents are afraid to see you. Are you afraid that someone will report you?

4. it takes a lot of courage for you to live like this, but you survived! I admire you for your devotion.

5. Your humble surface hides your abnormal heart.

6. It is a scientific research achievement to get rid of your stupidity. After success, I can be transferred to Chinese Academy of Sciences immediately!

7. Your head is as big as B, and you are born with B. Even the pig will be ashamed of you.

8. Look at your thin arms and legs. You look like a frog. You thought you were beautiful. I beg you, die!

9. Look at the wrinkles on your forehead, you can kill a fly, and you are still pretending to be young.

1. When I saw you as happy as an idiot, I thought of your ancestor-Happy Little Idiot, and you are an abbreviated version.

11. Even if a truck hits you in front of me, I won't take you to the hospital! You waste oxygen.

12. And is it really brains in your head? Why do I smell bean dregs from it?

13. If a dog bites you, can you bite the dog back?

14. Thank you for showing me the true face of a bitch.

15. Don't keep your mouth shut and take your parents with you. Why don't you stay at home when you are so filial?

16. Elder sister in front, I'm sorry, you are a little big, blocking my cell phone signal.

17. When treating you as a person, please try to be humane.

18. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of being mentally ill is to have a brain.

19. Your left face is stuck to your right face. Subtext: I'm shameless while my face is too thick.

2. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben is born from the same root. What's the hurry?

21. What's the use of barking dogs? Only when you really bite me can you be jealous. Don't be a dog. Is it interesting to slander behind my back?

22. Can you stand away and talk to me? I am a neat freak. You're going to spit on me.

23. I have to admit that you have the confidence of Xifeng, the figure of Sister Furong and the beauty of flowers.

24. You are brilliant without giving you sunshine. Why do you think you are so thick-skinned?

25. Let the new version of Little Daiyu in the Red Chamber bury a flower for you, and I'll order you a coffin with a sliding cover. How about it, avant-garde?

26. You look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

27. Don't use your IQ to guess my behavior.

28. Grow your face and wipe your eyes. Please see what a face is.

29. Your toilet cleaner and Fu Yanjie are the same usage.

3. Don't play hard with me. If you decide, show your courage.

31. I don't want to hit you. Because I have no money to buy wet wipes today.

32. When you slap the first time, please think about whether I will slap you back.

33. Will you stop shaking your head? It's all crashing with water.

34. Don't take yourself seriously. Who are you, please?