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20 19 The coolest signature
2, every woman can only be a girl for two years, and every man can, uncle, for a long time.
I have enough ambition to satisfy anyone who wants to be crazy about me.
4. Let love become a kind of faith, let love cross obstacles, let us embrace together, look forward to the future together, and welcome the good times together.
No matter how strong I become, you are still my weakness.
6. It is said that a China person died, and the flattening is the periodic table of chemical elements.
7. When going out, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!
8. Although I passed the physical examination today, I don't know why I am unhappy.
9. What's the big deal about long hair and waist? You have the ability of bangs and waist.
10, I thought I liked good-looking people, but later I learned that only people I like are good-looking.
1 1, I don't want to be a woman, but no one spoils my temper.
12, since there is a mistake, who are you to say the other side? Obviously, your moral quality is not good, hmm.
13, my world in front of you is gray. After meeting you, it was dark.
14, teacher, if you ignore the bell again, we will ignore it.
15. When I want to break my job and get angry that the world is unfair to me, I look in the mirror to calm myself down.
16, there is always a song that makes you fall into deep memories.
17, when I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you!
18, what if you are handsome? In the end, you will be wiped out by the small soldiers.
19. If there are no teachers in the school, it will be the most beautiful place.
20. I left my hometown that year, and people in the village have never been able to drink a well water again.
2 1, women will fall in love with men who look down on her, and men will fall in love with women who look up to him.
22, ask for it, why shout pain, blame yourself, have the ability to like others, and have no ability to make people like you.
23. Who says he is laughing? He must be laughing, but he just doesn't know what to say.
24. I don't know what fashion is, but I have always led the fashion.
25. When a girl runs, her chest will be automatically set to vibration mode.
26. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.
You have the right to remain silent, but I take everything you say as a compliment.
28. When you meet a generous person and give you a brick, you will know what liver fibrosis is.
29. All we see is the past, but this past is very close to us.
30. I am not single. I have a girl with a hard disk.
3 1, for a long time, I forgot how long ago, that girl was also a lady!
32. Is it true that Yue Lao and Meng Po are lovers, one holding the string and the other breaking the world of mortals?
33. Is there a song that makes your single cycle? (next88) Is there anyone you can't forget?
If you have a brother, you are a princess. If you have a younger brother, you are a man.
35. I broke up. I can wake up crying in my dream when I think of the money my girlfriend owes me.
36. Love is not everything. So don't blindly pursue eternal happiness.
37. A shemale should look like a shemale. No one is human, and a demon is not a demon. Go and scare the ghosts!
Please be confident. You are a landscape. There is no need to look up in other people's scenery.
Look how red Ali is now and how yellow Spongebob is.
40. I have a perfect me and you, both of which are indispensable.
4 1. If I want to elope now, who will take me away?
42. The best way to forget someone is to like others.
You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.
44. Bury me in school. Look at my roast duck! Roast duck is invisible, only smells!
45. I want to buy a bottle of dichlorvos, but I'm afraid of another bottle after opening the lid.
I can't give you happiness. I can help you find happiness.
47. Repeat a state every day: go to work, get off work and go home.
48. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day!
49. I admit that I am timid and don't want anyone to know that I liked you.
50. There is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Who else wants ideals?
5 1, I mean, why are we always strangers? So you especially like being a stranger.
52. I tried to find happiness, but in the end I found happiness around me.
53. The world laughs at me for being too playboy, and I laugh at the world for being ignorant.
54. If you do 10,000 things that have nothing to do with you, there will be 10,000 meanings born of you.
55. Sorry, the signature is too personal, which makes the system unable to display it. Please refresh.
56. As a foodie, eating doesn't mean being hungry, just because your mouth is lonely!
57. The feeling of kissing you is crisp, hugging you is soft, loving you is sweet, and thinking of you is bitter!
58. Everyone searched for him for thousands of times and suddenly looked back at the man in the canteen at the door.
59. Either the bowl is made of iron. If there is no food in it, what are you going to eat?
60, give up your broken tree, I can get the whole forest!
6 1, the so-called infidelity is to play with your lover and the lover who is tired of others.
62, two people in love, too close and too far are not appropriate, few people can grasp this degree.
63. The difference between pigs and people is that pigs are always pigs, while people are sometimes not people. Are you human?
64. How can people not get stabbed when they are floating in rivers and lakes? People in Jianghu can't live without a stick.
65. People say that you have changed because you didn't live according to his idea.
If you were here, I would love you forever. If you are not here, I will give up my love.
When I am in a bad mood, please don't wander too many times, it will send you to Fei Ying.
68. If you can't find the right person, you probably can't change your wrong self.
69. I finally know why I want to "lick" Oreos, because then no one dares to rob them.
70. It's not who betrayed whom, but who he didn't know how to cherish.
The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.
72. People always make mistakes, otherwise the road to accuracy will be crowded.
73. Don't tell everyone. What you said was from the heart, but what they listened to was a joke.
As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day!
75. Everyone should live well, because heaven has been closed and no one has been accepted.
76. I struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that I climbed the wrong wall.
77. You envy his cow force and his society. You don't know how much he suffered secretly to get out of this position!
78, stinky tofu-like men, smelling stinky and eating incense, this is called connotation.
79. If living is God's greatest mission, then having you is God's greatest favor.
80. Habit becomes nature, and everything you get is actually very important to me.
8 1, without a prominent family background, you must have the ability that no one can beat.
82. After which noble family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!
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