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Fat man's love story

I want to tell a love story of a fat man.

Fat people like her for more than ten years. Confessed four times and once.

Fat man sitting opposite, glassy-eyed, glassy-eyed.

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Fatty and she have known each other since junior high school. She is charming and lovely, with a slim figure and a slender waist; The fat man is burly and rugged, and his heroic spirit is pressing.

The age of the seed of love, who can't avoid sleeping, who can't avoid small throbbing.

Stupid junior high school teachers, in order to prevent puppy love, adjust their seats every two weeks.

This gives the coveted fat man a chance. The fat man sat behind her, borrowing pencils, taking erasers and copying homework from time to time.

Quietly poke her ponytail with a pencil, and the long thin braids dangle in front of the fat man, making him blossom.

At that time, she stayed, and the fat man often brought her some delicious food from home. The fat man's face is full of pride. He can bring food to his woman, which is more delicious than his own.

But the fat man was turned away, so she gently put the bag of snacks on the fat man's seat and never looked back.

She is radiant. There are boys writing love letters to her when she goes to work upstairs. That fat man is very anxious and can't eat well. She kept asking herself and answering questions. She shouldn't have promised that man.

Stroll back to the dormitory to see who is who.

Calm for a month, the fat man's anxious heart finally settled down, and she didn't promise that person.

The fat man sat quietly behind her. Two weeks later, he watched her adjust her seat. A few weeks later, he did it again.

Smiling at him.

02

I don't know the age of love, and I am paying for silly love.

To the fat man's madness, he and she went to the same high school.

What makes the fat man extremely sad is that she has a date but is not fat.

Fat man and Xiao Ni 'er who throws an olive branch to fat man.

But the fat man just likes being with her, sheltering her from the wind and rain and opening the way for her.

The fat man's favorite time is the day when he finished eating at night and chatted with her about physics exercises in the small window facing east.

This is a good time for the fat man to inquire for a long time and strive for it for a long time. Time flies, and the fat man talks and talks. I was surprised at my carelessness.

Fat people often go out to go to the toilet during recess, because fat people and her classroom are on the first floor, and fat people can see her sitting in a row with her partner on the way to the toilet.

The heavy homework made the fat man lose a little weight. Fat people who are born with science materials have high grades in mathematics, physics and chemistry.

Once the school was out of power, the fat man got up the courage and asked her out on a lonely and quiet road.

She still said no to him, even though she had been separated from her little object for a long time. She took a deep look at the fat man and said that she would not fall in love in high school.

The fat man sent her back to the classroom in despair.

Not in high school. What about college? Fat man wanted to think, there is hope.

03

Inexperienced children always think that the future will be full of sunshine.

After the college entrance examination, she went to an undergraduate college. After the college entrance examination, the fat man went to the school to continue to repeat.

She lives like the Garden of Eden, but the fat man is still fighting for the college entrance examination.

Knowing that she hasn't met anyone, the fat man is too excited to sleep.

On her birthday, the fat man wanted to show off, even though they hadn't seen each other for a long time.

Fat man rode an old bicycle, crossed the path, avoided numerous carts, and pedaled 10 km to her door.

She still closed the door, and the fat man waited and waited in front of the door, expecting.

Finally, her friend came out and took the book that the fat man bought for her.

It's also very late. The fat man took a desperate look at the direction of her house, got on a small bike and left with a creaking sound.

She sent a message to Fat Man. I'm sorry

Fat people don't think it's that cold.

The fat man came to fill in the volunteer again. Send her a message, I want to see your city.

She's back. This is a big place. You should go to a bigger place. Don't delay your future.

04

Half-length has joined the WTO, and there is nothing I can do about it.

The annual cool classmate party is coming.

Fat man and her classmates get together in the same place on the same day.

Fat man hurriedly ended the party and walked beside her.

The fat man put on airs and tried to be like a stranger. He asked stiffly, How are you?

She looked at the fat man, much like the gentle eyes of the year, snapping and crying.

The seven-foot man's fat man, sitting beside her, actually cried.

There are also classmates and friends who know him.

But the fat man cried with her like this.

It turned out that her old man was engaged and got married soon.

Her tears seem to say that she is not good and she misses him.

The fat man quickly bought a pack of paper towels, handed them to her and said some warm words.

The fat man made her laugh like a dog trying to amuse her owner.

05

The fat man went to a university in a distant province. In order to learn more, he found a good job to support his parents and her.

The fat man went to many club activities and became the president of the student union a year later.

Participate in various school activities, high-spirited fat man, wearing a big steel head, a little handsome.

Fat people will call her from time to time and chat about the east and west.

On a normal junior afternoon, the fat man couldn't help calling her again.

Over the years, she has become more or less dependent on fat people.

She promised him to be his girlfriend!

The excited fat man treated the people in the dormitory to a big meal. The fat man's heart was pounding, and he wanted to fly to her at once.

Fat people call her all day, say hello, please wear clothes when it is cold, please take an umbrella when it rains, and send funny jokes three times a day.

At first, she also responded enthusiastically. Gradually, the response became less enthusiastic, then gradually, the response became less, and gradually, she didn't respond much.

Fat people feel unequal, fat people endure and endure, and finally lost his temper with her, saying that two people don't like to fall in love, saying that she is perfunctory.

She responded coldly and quietly, I'm sorry, I tried, I can't do it.

The fat man was dumbfounded, and the love that the fat man had been looking forward to for so many years was gone.

06

The fat man is still the fat man, confident and inferior.

The fat man said, haha, it doesn't matter. We should just be friends again.

She echoed, trying to make it never happen.

Fat people will still call her, but once a week becomes once a month, and once a month becomes once a few months.

The year fatty graduated from college, his mother went to the hospital because of illness.

The fat man said, come and see my mother, play with my object and reassure her.

She didn't come. Say it's inappropriate, say it's busy.

In fact, the fat man knows it, but she doesn't want to.

The fat man was so cold that he deleted all her contact information.

In fact, only the fat man knows all the contact information, and the fat man has always kept it in mind.

07

The days are gloomy.

The fat man stayed in other provinces, and his job was good. After work, the fat man speaks and behaves appropriately, capable and bright.

Some people also introduced the objects to the fat man, such as teachers, civil servants and institutions.

Fat people have tried to associate with others, but they always feel that something is missing.

Fat people sometimes talk to themselves, but in fact, she is not very good-looking, her figure ratio is not good, and her temperament is not much. How can she be so unforgettable?

That fat man is twenty-six years old.

The fat man learned from his population that she was getting married. Fat people have weak hearts and empty brains.

Fat man rejoined her friends and looked at her circle of friends.

Without the fat man, her life doesn't seem to have changed, even more exciting.

Fat man disappointed, low head, cell phone in hand, dialed her phone.

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I'm glad she didn't change her mobile phone number. At the instant of the call, the fat man thought of this.

After a long time, the call time showed 2 hours, and the phone was almost dead.

The fat man said that the mobile phone is running out of power, so I'll plug it in and tell you. She said no, her fiance was unhappy.

The fat man realized that she was getting married.

That's it for the time being. Talk to you later. Fat man hung up the phone in a hurry.

The fat man lit a cigarette, swallowed it, crossed his legs, got up and paced back and forth in the room.

The fat man counted with his fingers. From 13 years old to now, 13 years old, Nima has spent on this woman who is about to get married.

Fat man feels like a dog by her side 13 years. Shake your tail at every turn, hoping she can come and touch her head.

09

Fat man's love story is over.