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What is it like to have a friend who does whatever you say?
I don’t know what it’s like to have a second-rate friend who does whatever he says. I know what it’s like to have a group of second-rate friends around me who do whatever they say.
Other people say that they owe themselves a trip that they can just go on. Anyway, I don’t owe it, and neither do the friends around me.
The kind of person who just mentions going to Beijing and then stands up to pack his things and go, is this considered a quick trip? I don't believe anyone can be faster than us.
My friends were actually pretty stupid. I didn’t know why I followed them all at once. The problem was that I was in the process of getting a new ID card. In addition, the National Day on October 1 is coming soon, and Beijing will have a large influx of tourists, so management has been strengthened.
Our trip these days was not a pleasant one. On the first day, we encountered a very troublesome thing. When we lived in our small town before, one room could sleep three people. Of course it's not a three-person room, it's also a two-person room.
But Beijing is different. The public security management in Beijing is very good. In addition, since I didn’t have an ID card, I couldn’t check in at all, so my first stop when I arrived in Beijing was the police station.
The first stop in Beijing is destined to be an extraordinary trip for us. The next day we were going to play in Happy Valley. Unexpectedly, one of my classmates seemed to be mentally retarded and couldn't go in. I can't explain the reason, but since we came together, it was not good for her to give birth outside, so she didn't go.
That night we walked around Nanluogu Alley and spent 20 yuan on a glass of lime mint that was super unpleasant. I almost wanted to vomit it after just one sip.
The friends around me are the kind of people who do whatever they think of. For example, in the middle of the night, one of my classmates suddenly wanted to eat instant noodles after going to the toilet. So he put on his clothes and went out to buy a bucket of instant noodles. I was sleeping in bed late at night, and I heard rustling sounds from below. At that time, I was still thinking that the hygiene of this hotel was really not up to standard, and there were even rats. Later, after I woke up, I noticed that I smelled braised beef noodles. When I opened my eyes, I found that my classmate was watching TV and eating instant noodles, smiling like a fool.
It was already three o'clock in the afternoon the next day, and I had another stupid classmate who had to go to Shijingshan Park to play. Without looking at the time, we took the subway for two hours and finally got there. It was already 4:47 when I arrived, and then I took a look and saw that they closed at five o'clock. In this way, we returned to the hotel in disgrace.
Because we had already prepared to buy the return tickets on the train to Beijing, so my second-rate classmate didn’t tell us when he bought it, and Kaka just bought it. When I took the ticket out, I discovered that I bought the train ticket backwards. It happened that the house was leaking and it was raining all night, and a bad voice sounded, saying that all the train tickets to our place had been sold out, so we spent the night at KFC. Because I didn’t have an ID card, I couldn’t check into the hotel. .
Such a quick trip ended in a hurry. I really wondered why my brain was short-circuited at that time. I just followed what they said. The most important thing is that I admire my own courage. , dare to leave the province without an ID card.
No way, my friends all live as carelessly as me, as if they live for one second without thinking about the next. They just do whatever they think of without thinking, and they often make a lot of jokes. . But because of this, we also experienced a lot of happiness that was different from other people's. Just like the last trip, although everything was so hasty and hasty, it brought us different experiences.
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