What is the funniest joke you have heard so far?

A friend of mine is driving a taxi. On this day, he met a local tyrant who hit his car. After getting on the bus, the local tyrant crossed his legs and said, Master, take me to the place with the most popularity, the best business and the highest consumption in your county. Money is not a problem! My buddy took him to the county people's hospital as soon as he stepped on the gas pedal.

I usually like to joke with people, but I always feel that I have been laughing for less than ten years.

This Sunday, I went to the vegetable market to buy corn to make soup. I asked my boss: How much is a catty of corn?

Boss: How much do you want? The more you buy, the cheaper it is.

I smiled cunningly and said, give it to me until it's free!

The boss opened his eyes wide and tried to slap me.

There is an idiot in our village who always likes to tease dogs. One day, he was bitten by a dog. He went to the hospital for rabies breeding and was bitten by a dog the next day. He asked the doctor: Do I still need to get vaccinated? The doctor said: another injection. On the third day, he was bitten by a dog. He went to see the doctor again and asked if he wanted an injection. The doctor looked back and said, no, I still have spare money to look at my head! Silly! ! ! Always bitten by dogs!

Joy and sadness are two major events in life. Comedy is an additive of happy event, so people always like it. I have experienced many funny jokes since I was a child, but what I want to share with you today is that some of the jokes I personally experienced really hurt my teeth!

1. I spent my childhood in the village. Every summer is the happiest time in the village, because many friends have holidays and children from the city come to the village for the summer, so there are many playmates. We often fight in the village, which makes the whole village jump. When you are tired of playing, run to the well to drink water, provided there is a bucket. There is no bucket beside the yard. A child had a whim and suggested that we throw stones into the well like crows drinking water, so that the water would come out and there would be no need to draw water in buckets. But because of this incident, all our children who threw stones into the well were severely beaten by their parents. For this reason, the village also put a fence by the well to prevent us from entering, haha!

2. In junior high school, I began to get in touch with more courses. The courses were difficult, especially geography and history, which were always boring, and most children didn't like these things very much, which led to many students' partiality. In a history exam, one of my classmates handed in a blank sheet of paper directly. The teacher flew into a rage in class and asked the students why you had to hand in a blank sheet of paper. The goods were returned directly to the teacher: "I am more afraid of tampering with history than handing in a blank sheet of paper." I ... admire!

After giving birth to a son, you should guard against him when you do many things, such as eating junk food or going out for a midnight snack. Children had better not eat these heavy-tasting things. One night, I suddenly wanted to talk about it, so I discussed it with my wife. After my son fell asleep, I ordered takeout, and everything went as planned. As a result, the next day, I forgot to throw the garbage. My son found the sign in the trash can and cried and said that he would tell my mother. Later, my mother called and said, "Be careful. My grandson says you often do bad things ... " ...

Haha, these are all funny jokes. Have you ever experienced it?

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