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Do you know any slang in the used car industry?

From the courtyard: this is not slang, but it has a deep hidden meaning. This is a common saying in the used car market in Beijing and Hu Axiang, and it may be found in other places. What happens in this situation is generally like this. For example, a small white wants to buy a good car, but he can't identify a used car. As a result, he found a merchant or another appraiser who is also a flower town through a friend of a friend's friend's friend. Then they went to the used car market together. After picking the source of the car, the appraisal will begin immediately. Smart car dealer, if it looks like two people. I will definitely ask about your relationship by innuendo in small talk. Why do you ask?

Because in case of a peer show, car dealers have to save money for tea. If you don't have enough eyesight and leave no room, you don't know the rules of Jianghu. After doing such a thing, your reputation will not be very good. As soon as the word spread, no scalper was willing to take customers to him. For example, when a car dealer sees two people coming, it is inevitable that they will ramble and ask these questions. Did you buy it or did he buy it? -Determine who the buyer is! Once the buyer is confirmed, I will immediately ask another person what is the relationship with the buyer. Are you two friends? Did you come together? -sound out the tone first, and most car owners will say they are friends. The car dealer will then ask another person who walks with the buyer: "Are you from the hospital?" As long as this person answers yes, either nodding or not denying it. Car dealers used to have a minimum of 80 thousand cars, but now they are stuck at least 82 thousand. Leave at least two thousand hard money for others to see. This is the guild regulations. Or if the buyer really haggles hard, then at least one thousand should be left. This is actually the price of conscience. After all, no one wants to contribute to something that is unprofitable and has no money to earn. It's just that some people in the market have both buyers and sellers, which is disgusting.