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Washing a car can make a joke.

I finally brought my new Jin Xuan back a few days ago, but because of my busy work, I didn't release my car lifting homework in time. I just have time today, so I'll make up my car lifting homework. My best friend made an appointment to go shopping early today and asked me to pick her up, saying that she wanted to feel her new car. Then I never tire of hearing it. I must arrange it. When I got downstairs, she hadn't packed her bags. I really wanted to rush up and swear, but I endured a classic line, that is, "Why should a woman embarrass a woman?" Then wait quietly downstairs and enjoy my new glory. Take a picture first.

In fact, I don't feel anything about the appearance, but I think this front face is very muscular, which is a particularly strong feeling, probably because of the visual feeling that these silver decorations give me. This headlight is still quite good. Driving at night is really useful. The male ticket said it was LED headlights. I don't quite understand. Just use it anyway. At least I can't drive at night without seeing the road clearly. I really like orange car paint. I feel that this color is very similar to a mouth red number of TF. Later, I asked someone to buy lipstick of the same color, so I asked this late girlfriend to show it to me. The color in the car is also very beautiful, and the mix effect of orange and black is very distinctive. The key is that there is no taste. Getting up early to drive to work and smelling the perfume at night is enough to show that this car really won't smell anything. Moreover, this steering wheel feels good and the leather is smooth, which is much better than those rough plastic steering wheels, such as my dad's small broken car. Automatic air conditioning suits me very well. As long as I feel hot, I turn on the automatic air conditioner. I don't have to worry about the rest. I have to consider air conditioning when driving. How dangerous it is. The big screen of the central control is also excellent. You can listen to music and make phone calls by connecting your mobile phone Bluetooth, which is particularly practical and safe. It really reminds me of that sentence, technology changes life. Speaking of practicality, I think the best thing about the new Jin Xuan is the installation of keyless entry and keyless start system. It's very hot now, so you can't wear a beautiful little skirt when you go out. The key can only be put in your bag. How troublesome it is to find the key before getting on the bus every time. But with this function, once the key is thrown into the bag, you don't have to think about where it is going. You can start it by clicking. But then again, it is precisely because of this function that I was a little embarrassed the day I picked up the car. I used to drive my dad's car. His car is in manual transmission and doesn't start without a key. Every time I drive, I just plug in the key and turn it. But the day I picked up the car, the salesman said that you could start the car by pressing this button. I pressed it very obediently, and as a result, many icons appeared on the dashboard instantly. I thought the car was broken, so ask what happened quickly. Later, the salesman told me that I had to step on the brake before I could press it, so that I could start it. I don't know. My face turned red in an instant, so I drove home quickly. Let's listen to it as a joke. Well, I'm going shopping. I will update my car experience from time to time in the future.

I went downstairs to my best friend's house, and as a result, I had to wait in the car before I packed up.

The central control screen is very large and easy to use.

Automatic air conditioning is particularly good, practical and safe.

Take some photos of New Jin Xuan from different angles. It's really good.

The headlights are so bright that I'm not afraid to drive at night.

The taillights are also very beautiful and have a three-dimensional effect.

Hub 18 inch, I don't know how to measure it. If you give me a set of 19 inch, will I make a profit?

This rearview mirror has a large area, so you can see the cars coming from behind very clearly.

I like the color matching of the interior very much, which makes me look younger.

The trunk is very big, and the suitcase I bought last time has not been taken home.

Finally, I have a little question, that is, what is this sign? A little man is sitting here. Is it necessary to use this posture by car? I hope you can tell me what you know, then I'll eat delicious food first.