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Who leaked the news about the function of Tang monk meat?

Some people say that Bai Gujing is the most pitiful demon in the Journey to the West. She is a magical power. From beginning to end, she only used two kinds of spells, namely, change and autopsy, and she was scared to death when she saw the monkey. Second, it was difficult to cultivate. The basis for introducing the other person clearly in the book was just a pile of bones, which was not easy to cultivate. Third, she had no background, and she was the only one from beginning to end. There was no flattery from the little monsters who went on and on.

To put it bluntly, Bai Gujing is actually an insignificant little monster, who lives in fear every day. Why do you say that? In the original work, Bai Gujing turned into an old woman for the second time. After being caught by the Monkey King, she escaped here by autopsy. In mid-air, she praised, "What a good monkey king, he has eyes ... These monks, he went quickly. If he crossed this mountain and went 4 miles west, he would leave me alone. If it is fished by demons from other places, it will break his population with laughter. "

It can be clearly seen from this description that Bai Gujing's territory is only forty miles, and she is afraid that if she lets the monk go, she will be laughed at by other monsters. It seems that it is common for her to laugh at this kind of thing. However, even such a little demon was the first person to tell the secret of "Tang monk meat": "Nature! Nature! For several years, my family told me that the monk who started the earth took Mahayana. He was originally the incarnation of the golden cicada and the original body of the tenth practice. Someone eats a piece of his meat and lives long. "

It's a little strange that Bai Gujing knows all about Tang Priest's life story, but she is alone. In her words, she mentioned a "family member", which can be understood as the same kind of monster. But why did he address those who laughed at her so kindly, and even used two "good fortune" in the beginning? As a monster, it's a bit awkward to use "good fortune".

Of course, it is difficult to judge that Bai Gujing is an eyeliner planted by Buddhism only by the other person's spoken language. Let's take a look at what is written on her spine. After Bai Gujing was killed by Wukong for the third time, this time he was really dead. He showed his real body as a bunch of pink skeletons, and the words "Mrs. Bones" were written on the skeleton's spine, clearly telling Tang Priest and his disciples that I was a monster. Since Bai Gujing wanted to confuse Tang Priest with magic, why should he tell him "I am a monster" after his death?

Note that the position where these four words appear is on Bai Gujing's spine. Obviously, Bai Gujing didn't write this position himself, which means that someone else tampered with his real body, in order to make Tang Priest recognize the true face of his demon. If Tang Priest recognized his true face, he would not drive the monkeys to the flower and fruit mountain, and the great cause of learning from the Buddha could continue, but the master and apprentice had another robbery, of course, if Pig didn't snap his lips.

Pig Bajie really looked like a pig head from beginning to end. Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon, if this product hadn't blown in Tang Priest's ear, it would have passed long ago, and Tang Priest wouldn't have driven Wukong back to Huaguoshan. Pig was dull, but he still had a brain. This is obviously mindless behavior, and monkeys are also very angry with him, cursing him for his rhetoric and slandering him.

All these anomalies can be explained by the scriptures. It takes eighty-one difficulties to obtain scriptures, so that the Tang Priest can know that the scriptures are hard-won and cherish them. However, to arouse the interest of monsters along the way, "Tang Priest's Meat" is obviously a good stunt. Bai Gujing has no background, but she is also invited by the Western Heaven. The "family" in her mouth is probably the Bodhisattva who changed her. Unfortunately, after all, she is only a pawn. If she does not die, how can she reflect the cruelty of learning the scriptures?

The original words on the spine can clarify Wukong. The Eight Pigeons don't know what benefits they have received from others. One set of slanders has turned into another, and it is even more difficult. It is simply a link. How can Tang Priest, a mortal who is bent on Buddhism, understand it? He will only feel more and more difficult, cherish the scriptures he has obtained and try his best to preach Buddhism.