Innocent sentences and jokes

Two days ago, on the bus, two high school girls chatted and said, Do you know that some classes actually fell in love with an uncle in 1996? In' 88, I had three black lines in the back seat. . .

My daughter is two and a half years old. I taught her to brush her teeth, starting with gargling, but I couldn't teach her anything. My daughter always swallows the water in her mouth, and when she sees a glass of water, it's gone. I want to teach her again. . .

My daughter patted her belly and said to me, "Dad, you brush, I don't brush, I'm full."

A child is very playful, and his exam results are always poor.

Father warned him not to take him out to play if this continues.

After the exam, he said to the teacher, "Would you please give me 100 this time?"

The teacher said, "How can this be done? You can only get 20 points. "

He thought for a moment and said, "Well, give 100 this time, and then deduct 10 every time until 80 points are deducted."

It turns out that the child made a sentence: it turns out that he is my father.

During the period of ... During the period of ... The children made a sentence: He undressed in pants. Children make sentences: This course is boring.

I like bananas very much.

Once upon a time, children made a sentence: Xiaoming came in through the front door.

Naive children make sentences: It's really hot today.

Ten children make sentences: I got ten today.

One of the children made a sentence: My left foot was hurt.