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Jing said to Pin, "Isn't your home decorated? 」

Lu always said, "Compared with you, my house has only four walls."

9 said to 6, "Why are you standing? Watch out for brain congestion! 」

You said to A, "When did you learn to stand on your head? 」

My husband said to the sky, "I finally look forward to that day."

Shit says to urine, "Dry and thin are just different."

He also said to her: "When you are the boss, do you still take a secretary when you go out? 」

Wood said to Liang, "Don't think I can't recognize you if I wear a vest! 」

C said to the couple, "When did you get married? 」

I want to say to leek, "Can we centipedes walk a tightrope?" 」

Dai said to Dan, "When did you learn to skateboard? 」

Da said to Shuang, "How did you get all the questions wrong?" ? 」

Zhuo said to the hood, "What headscarf do you want to wear to pretend to be bin Laden? 」

The female couple said, "Let's get married, that would be' good'"! 」

Ping said to Ping, "You and I are first-class disabled soldiers."

The soldier said to Qiu, "Look how cruel this war is! Both legs are blown up! 」

Yi said to ge, "don't think I'm afraid of you because you have a sword." You fight one on one! 」

I often say to Zhang, "You think you are Hou Yi. You have nothing to do, why are you carrying a bow all day? " 」

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Reply # 1 Date: September 2006 12 05: 15: 14 AM?

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Funny dialogue of English letters

A said to V: Brother, you are still practicing handstand, and your belt has dropped!

Q said to O: If you have less hair, tie a braid. Look at me, isn't it cool?

A Right @: Pretend to be a big-tailed wolf with me, right?

I said to l: throw big shoes at me, right?

D said to B, I can still know you with a belt!

Z said to N: How tired is it that the child's father has been sleeping on his stomach?

D said to P: Sister, let's have a bust for our figure!

I said to T: Dude, where are you going with the pole?

V said to X: Can the couple talk? What's the big deal?

I said to H: The couple are too lazy to carry such a small child on their backs.

L said to J: I am in a good mood, and my little tail is shaking happily!

V said to M: Dude, who did this? Why did you open the bookshelf?

V said to N: Do you think you are a civilized person with a civilized stick?

V said to Y: Sister, where did you buy high heels?

E said to F: Why don't you wear shoes in winter?