A collection of humorous text messages on weekends

1. Life is a play, and whether the play is wonderful or not, the most important thing is the holiday life. I wish you a wonderful life, a happy weekend and a happy life. Colorful!

2. It’s another weekend. Let’s put away our busy mood, stop our hurried steps, and let’s spend the weekend happily! Let happiness follow you, let happiness surround you! The cold winter is as warm as spring!

3. The weekend is finally here, go out for a walk with your tired heart, feel the beautiful sunset, listen carefully to the breeze, look up to admire the autumn sky, and let your mood fly freely. have a good weekend!

4. There are so many beauties on weekends, which attract countless busy people to bend their backs. Shopping is a waste of money, but calling friends is too cumbersome. I was waiting for sleep, so I took the opportunity to scream, but I couldn't let go of the bowl of wine. It's all gone. I'd like to express my sincere greetings, but here's a look at this one.

5. How hard is the work at ordinary times? When I get home, I want to sleep. I work hard to make money and feel haggard. I advise you not to be too tired at work. The weekend is finally here again. It’s better to be too lazy to bed and not have a mobile phone. Turn on the computer, play indefinitely, all in all a good weekend!

6. It’s almost the weekend, shall we do an experiment? If you can stand and raise your hands, you can treat me to dinner on the weekend. If you can stand with your feet up, I'll treat you to dinner on the weekend. Give it a try and reply to the text message to tell me, I want to know the result!

7. Holding a cup of tea and the smell of books, I think of you after a long absence. Seeing that the weekend is coming again, I hope you put down your work and have a good time. I wish you a happy Sunday and happy every day!

8. Throw away the busyness, grasp the happiness, give your mood a holiday, don’t torture yourself, savor the leisure life, and sing as much as you want. Have a wonderful weekend. Don’t let your friends be too talkative. I sincerely wish you lots of smiles and always contact me with forget-me-nots.

9. Plant a happy tree on the weekend, take a leisurely walk, walk on the road of freedom, and break into the mist of good luck. All fatigue is gone, and happiness is yours to decide. Flowers bloom thousands of times, leisurely hearts stay, nothing is hard, success comes to help. May your happiness be endless.

10. Birds can fly high with wings, ships can sail thousands of miles with power, and people can fight better with rest. The weekend is here, and with my blessings, I hope you will be happier; Have a great weekend!

11. A white pigeon was educating the children. He saw you who had just finished sunbathing and said: You see, if you don’t study hard, you can only burn the boiler naked! Happy weekend dude!

12. On weekends, I am like a little girl who has fallen in love for the first time, always half-hiding her face with her pipa in her arms, waiting for a long time to see her. But my blessings have already been like a flood, and now they finally burst. I wish you happiness every day!

13. The highest state of friendship: each is well and does not disturb each other. The highest state of love: love each other and stay together until old age. The highest state of life: no regrets, no complaints, crying and laughing. Greetings to the highest level: always remember and keep in touch on weekends.

14. Hey, the weekend is here, and I’m ready for you: happiness dances for you, good luck sings for you, sweetness toasts you, good fortune cheers for you, and happiness is devoted to you. Good friend, no need to say thank you, just be happy!

15. After walking many roads, I realized that you are on the same road as me. After seeing many clouds, I realized that you are a colorful cloud. After drinking a lot of wine, I realized that you are a good cup of wine. I met many talents. Discovering you is what I look forward to most, my friend, have a great weekend.

16. Facing all things, we all have the same heart but different thoughts; facing friends, we all have the same hands but different approaches. When the weekend comes, my idea is to wish my friends well, so I send a text message: May you be happy and carefree.

17. There is a slight breeze in the quiet morning. The gentle breeze has a slight coolness, and in the coolness there is my gentle greeting. May my greetings bring you a good mood on the weekend!

18. The alarm clock is noisy, the phone is buzzing, and the boss doesn’t let you go to bed early on weekends. Even though it’s trivial, even though it’s a little tiring, I believe it doesn’t matter to you. Work harder, perform better, get a bigger salary, and start working early. ; Don’t complain, don’t complain about being tired, and go to bed early when you get back from get off work.

19. Use "sincerity" to draw the heart of "missing", please send the message on the weekend. No matter how far the distance is, my love for you will continue to grow. The weekend will appear again, and you and I will be as beautiful as the moon, and our hearts will be full. Stay close, happiness is no longer vague.

My dear, I can’t stop thinking about you, see you on the weekend!

20. When the weekend comes, I feel anxious and don’t know where to get sad. Friends are going on dates one after another, and colleagues are busy working overtime. I wish you all the best, and the message is sent to your heart. I wish you good luck on the weekend and win a beautiful girl to take home!

21. You are busy doing one thing every day. This thing of yours is endless repetition, hopeless begging, and missing someone in vain. , and she has already become a moon. It's the weekend, it's time to give yourself a holiday.

22. If you are in a good mood, give a little; if you are so happy, add a little; if you are so happy, give a little more; if you feel good, give a little; if you are so powerful, add a little; if you are so happy, give it all A little bit. I wish you a happier weekend and a happier life.

23. The weekend is here, forget about working and socializing, put out all your suits and shoes, and curl up your tail between your legs. Sleep wherever you want, let yourself be free, and make as much noise as you like. Even if you have random thoughts, I hope your thoughts will come true and you will be happy and smile.

24. Weekends are not everything, but nothing is possible without weekends. The weekend is here, I hope you can sleep if you want, get drunk if you want, just don't get tired; run if you want, jump if you want, just don't worry. Don't worry, happiness will always be with you.

25. You can’t not read good articles, you can’t not drink good wine, you can’t live a good life, you can’t live without good clothes, you can’t live without good mood, and you can’t forget good friends. My friend, I wish you a relaxing and pleasant weekend. , happiness and sweetness!

26. More overtime work means less salary, more late nights means less health, more money means less time to go home, more power means less freedom, more exercise means less disease, more smiles means less troubles, and more friends means difficulties. few. The weekend is here, no matter how many, you should be in a good mood.

27. Everything is updated on the weekend, I wish you a refreshing experience; knowledge is reviewed and the new is learned, and the scenery is completely new; work is innovated and achievements are made new with each passing day; you can always receive new standards and new standards. I wish you a happy weekend and everything goes well for you all the time!

28. A beautiful mood awakens a bright smile; the fresh air washes away the troubles of life; the colorful sunshine welcomes a wonderful mood; warm blessings, do not rush early or late, at this time Come, I wish you a relaxing weekend.

29. Happy weekend is here, put your work aside for a while, sleep when you are tired, run when you are not tired, laugh when you are in a good mood, make trouble when you are in a bad mood, having fun is very important, no one cares about it, holiday All I want is happiness. I wish you a happy weekend and be happy!

30. There is a kind of flying, which is just happy. There is a kind of strength, which is just healthy. There is a kind of busyness, which is just happy. There is a kind of blessing, which is just good after browsing. Friends, have a happy weekend.

31. If Monday to Friday passes like a torrent, then I wish your weekend will flow slowly like a gentle stream with happiness and joy! It’s another weekend, and I hope you have a new beginning!

32. You are tired after a week of work; you are tired of your mood during the week; the leisurely weekend is here; you have enough time on the weekend; you are in a happy mood; you are happy. It feels like there are too many; accept the blessings I send; the ultimate goal is to make you happy on the weekend.

33. Beautiful women belong to others, so don’t love them. Honor belongs to everyone, don't be proud. Life is complicated, don’t be afraid. Suffering is short-lived, don't panic. Desire is endless, don’t be greedy. Weekends are fleeting, don’t waste them, take a good rest.

34. The swaying wooden horse is the thoughts of childhood. The rotating wooden horse is the inner words of childhood. The wooden horse on the chest is the fireworks of childhood, the unforgettable happy time, and hope. Let's spend the weekend together again.

35. The weekend is here, the holidays are here, friends get together, it’s really lively, we talk about missing each other, talk about home affairs, talk about brotherly love, drink wine, say hello to sisters, go shopping, feel normal, really happy, no troubles , good, good, good.

36. Send my warm blessings to the sky, and wish my friends eternal happiness! I would like to send you my sincere care and wish my friend a happy life! Spend the cold winter warmly!

37. It’s another wonderful weekend, friends, stop your hurry and put down your busy work! With happiness surrounding us and leisure around us, let us have a happy time on this beautiful weekend!

38. Looking forward to where the long road will end, looking back at the mountains and rivers, the vast sky is full of rain.

The road back to the peak turns around, and the beauty arrives just in time. The flowers everywhere are so light, and the body is light and the mind is relaxed to accompany Yi Gui. Words of longing, words of affection, we have no hard work on weekends, and you and I can enjoy a wonderful time together.

39. Worries, worries, anxiety, and busyness all belong to the first five days of the week, while happiness, optimism, joy, and leisure belong to the weekend. May your weekend be filled with happiness and joy!

40. Your weekend balance is insufficient, please call the happiness hotline in time, apply to the Good Luck Center, the appointment is successful, connect to health, call Ping An, and use happiness to recharge. This way you can do whatever you want on the weekend and be carefree.

41. Your happiness is what I miss in my heart, your health is my daily expectation, your success is my eternal wish, and my happiness is seeing your happy smiling face. Have a great weekend, dear!

42. The wind blows gently, bringing my thoughts; the clouds fly gently, bringing my care; greetings gently accompany me, expressing my wishes: the weekend is coming, I hope you are not busy Enjoy leisure time without being tired, and double your happiness and contentment!

43. Looking forward to it, looking forward to it, the weekend is here, happiness and joy, happiness and satisfaction, longing and blessings also come with this text message! I wish you a happy work and a happy holiday!

44. The weekend is coming, and I decided to give you a rainbow: happy red, sweet orange, auspicious yellow, energetic green, safe blue, lucky blue, and happy purple. I will combine all the colors to send you You, wish you a happy weekend!

45. A beautiful starry sky cannot be separated from the decoration of friends; a comfortable life cannot be separated from the comfort of friends; a happy gathering cannot be separated from the company of friends; a happy life cannot be separated from the companionship of friends. It’s the weekend, I wish you good dreams every night and a good life!

46. The continuous one is the lingering spring rain; the brilliant one is the bright spring sun; the fragrant one is the fragrance of spring flowers; the fresh one is the fragrance of spring mud. The sun is shining, the scenery is beautiful, go out and run quickly, my friend, I hope you can laugh and throw away your worries!

47. The end is just around the corner, so I send you a text message to send my best wishes: I wish you a happy leisure and entertainment mood, a happy gathering of relatives and friends, a relaxed and happy weekend, smoother work next week, and doubled wages and bonuses. . I wish you a happy weekend!

48. The sweetness of memory is popcorn, the romance of love is roses, the fragrance of tea is jasmine, the blessings of friends are money to spend, I wish you a windfall and wealth together on the weekend, and the most important thing is Be happy.

49. Sign a friendship contract on the weekend, drive away loneliness and coldness, deepen friendship and connect with each other, worries and sorrows will be dispersed with the wind, friends will have a glass of wine together, all happiness and sweetness will be there, if you are busy and have no time, I wish you all the best Warmer! Have a great weekend!

50. After a week of work, I am busy and physically and mentally exhausted. When the weekend comes, I fall asleep and am too lazy to cook. I order takeout and have nothing to do. I gather with friends and read blessing messages slowly. Deep friendship, experience with heart.

51. Five days of work to start a business, twice the result with half the effort and more happiness. Have fun for two days on the weekend, relax and enjoy life. A week of laughter passed by, and all worries and boredom escaped. It’s the weekend, keep in touch, have fun, happiness for you and me!

52. You are a beacon and a signpost, guiding me forward; you are a horn and a war drum, motivating me to work hard. It is because of you that I am not afraid of wind and rain.

53. Friends are like pieces of a puzzle. When combined, they form a beautiful picture. If one piece is missing, it will never be complete. You - you are the important piece that I don’t want to lose! < /p>

54. Friends are the antidote to melancholy, the signpost for getting lost, the advice for pain, the smile when frustrated, the hug when crying, and the support in adversity!

55. The best friend is like good tea, light but not astringent, fragrant but not overpowering, floating slowly and refreshing. Being a human being is like drinking tea, it’s better if it’s light! My friend.

56. When the weekend comes, I send you seven blessings: your family cares about you, your friends greet you, your lover thinks of you, good luck follows you, leisurely entangles you, happiness accompanies you. The key is the seventh joy, someone is blessing you. You: I wish you a happy weekend!

57. According to unreliable news, in the future, monthly salary will be based on the last four digits of everyone’s mobile phone number. For the sake of you and my friend, I remind you to hurry up. Check your mobile phone number, make preparations in advance, and strive for a salary increase. Have a happy weekend!

58. Small text messages run as fast as the clouds and fog fly over.

I wish a good friend: someone to love you every day, extra income every month, get promoted and make money every year, always happy when you go out, I will make you happy after reading the text message!

59. Let a gust of breeze bring you a ray of fragrance, Cut a piece of cloud to circle you in a colorful way, cover it with starlight to send you a thought, and send you a text message to bring you a moment of joy. I would like to pray for your good life with this heart song.

60. I wrote a song using text messages, and there are thousands of stars hidden in the song: Look at the stars, one, two, three, and four connected into a line, and compile one, two, three, and four sentences of the text message for you. , we can’t meet every day, but we can miss you all the time! May you be more happy every day~

61. A cordial greeting: Are you busy? A touch of tenderness: Don’t be exhausted! A heartfelt message Blessings: Peace and happiness! I just hope you can smile knowingly when you read the text message! I wish you a happy weekend!

62. Let time send me my thoughts, let the wind carry my care, Let me from afar bless you, and hope you will be happy every day and forever!

63. Let your heart cross the valley, flow through the clear stream, and search for grass and a spring.

64. The weekend is here as promised, and I will give you a happy gift package: karaoke, fine wine and delicacies, sauna and foot massage, beauties hugging each other, singing and dancing all night long, and a relaxing stay in the presidential suite. How to receive the gift package: Yu Zhougong Sign in everywhere. Have a nice weekend.

65. Weekend triple jump: clean up troubles, feel good about shopping, jump three levels of happiness; invite friends to get together and chat, send messages and greetings for more contact, friendship jumps three levels; messages remind you to pay attention, Don’t hesitate to skip a grade on the weekend, happiness will be yours immediately. Happy weekend!

66. If life is a river, may you be a small boat that moves forward persistently; if life is a small boat, may you be a sailor in all weathers. A happy life is in your own hands! With a little encouragement, I wish you a happy weekend!

67. Follow your heart, leisurely; casual, indifferent; casual, pleasant; casual, clear; be at peace with the situation, calm; do whatever you want, aloof. The weekend is here, and my blessings are never casual. May your happiness follow you everywhere.

68. Don’t neglect greetings because of busyness; don’t neglect rest because of work; don’t neglect health because of hard work; don’t neglect contact because of distance. The weekend is here, my friends’ blessings are in my heart, and don’t forget your warm greetings.

69. I invite you to the beach on the weekend, invite the starfish to do a cheerful dance, watch the leisurely swimming jellyfish, and gaze at the cute dolphins. Don’t be afraid of their occasional cruelty. I will protect your safety throughout the process. , my happiness comes from your reply!

70. Put down the pressure of work and say goodbye to hard work; call for rest and say hello to entertainment; the door to happiness is open today and a bright smile blooms Come on, my words of blessing warm my heart, and I wish you a happy weekend!

71. To throw a shot put well, you need to lean back, and to jump high, you need to squat down. Work is important, but health is crucial. I hope you have a happy and comfortable weekend, relax yourself, and be more productive on Monday.

72. Take some time off on the weekend and send text messages to meet each other; greet a little and express your wishes: I wish you have fewer worries, more income, a more leisurely life, less depression, more happiness, and sweet love. Honey!

73. The weekend is coming, don’t stay up late, that means you don’t have the courage to end the day; don’t stay in bed, that means you don’t have the courage to start the day; don’t worry, that means you don’t have the courage to be happy This day. Happy weekend!

74. The sky that loves you rains happiness, the land that loves you blooms with happy flowers, the tree that loves you hangs happy willows, the water that loves you blooms with waves of happiness, the land that loves you blooms with happiness. Birds sing songs of happiness. Friends who love you send blessings and wish you a happy weekend!

75. Happiness does not require a background, just leave a smiling back; happiness does not require status, just live a comfortable and happy life; blessings do not require flattery, greetings Just express your intention. Greetings, get in touch, and wish you all the best on this beautiful weekend!

76. I catch a butterfly for you, may you have happy wings, and send you a breeze, may you be in a good mood, I’m sending you a text message. I hope you’ll be in high spirits every day! I wish you a happy weekend!

77. When you marry, you should marry a big gray wolf. When you are a person, you should be a lazy sheep. When you do things, you should be like a pleasant goat. You should look like a beautiful sheep. Sheep, life is full and happy. On the weekends, it’s just pure fun.

Have a happy weekend!

78. Hold a book and read a story, welcome the fragrance of flowers for a moment of leisure, listen to a piece of music and forget about your worries, make a cup of tea to wash away the worldly affairs, and send a greeting to wish you a lifetime. Peace, I wish you a relaxing weekend and a good mood!

79. The passing days, the lost minutes and seconds, the arm of time, the loss of youth. The weekend is here, only when you relax can you be energetic, and stop to move forward better. Relax yourself, tomorrow will be better!

80. Sunny days are my smiling face, flowers are my gifts, rain is my heartfelt words, whenever you look up at the sky, the blue sky is pure white Clouds are my constant blessings, remember happy weekends!

81. Weekends are the end of busyness and the resurgence of happiness. Let all fatigue stop and feel everything leisurely. Don’t wear a mask or pretend to be cool. , make up for the relaxation and sunshine, satisfy the bright mood, and wish you freedom and happiness on the weekend!

82. Stop being busy, live a happy life, and be on time with your weekend blessings: happiness is given to happiness Music is given to those who listen, happiness is given to those who are sentimental, hope is given to those who wait, success is given to those who struggle, my most sincere blessings are given to those who have these! Remember to be happy on the weekend! < /p>

83. Find an elegant teahouse called Yuan, place two old wicker chairs on both sides, pour two glasses of sake and look into the sky and toast softly, let the longing drift away with the fragrance of the wine, and let the friendship be renewed due to care. Sincerely! Happy weekend!

84. Often stressed = not bad at work! Often go shopping = have money to spend! Frequently entertained = still valuable! Frequent appointments = young! Frequently receive messages =Someone cares! I wish you a happy weekend!

85. What is Friday? Friday is the glory before dawn, the horizon seen by the ship, the forerunner of the weekend, and the prelude to the carnival... ...After Friday, can the weekend be far behind? At this moment, my eyes are sparkling, my heart is racing, and my face is pretending to be calm, telling you in a very low-key manner: The weekend is coming, please be prepared!

86. I don’t say I miss you, but I always care about you; I don’t say I miss you, but I always think about you; I never forget, but my concern is buried deep in my heart. It’s the weekend, I want to tell you: take a break, have a good rest, relax yourself!

87. The weekend comes quietly, hand in hand with ease, side by side with happiness, say goodbye to worries, and throw away stress On the side. All worries and unhappiness will disappear. I wish you a happy weekend and every day. Have a happy weekend.

88. The sky was tired, so it gave up the sun and chose the moon. The flowers are tired and give up their beauty and choose fruits. Do you feel tired after a busy week? I hope my insignificant greetings can drive away your week's fatigue! Have a happy weekend!

89. The clear morning breeze rings the bell of joy, and my heart sings Play cheerful music, say "good morning" and say hello to you.

90. It’s the weekend again. I wish you: connect with happiness and be electrocuted with peace; walk with success and meet good luck; exercise more and maintain long-term health; wear warm clothes and have a good sleep; Enjoy good wishes and happiness.

91. Time is radiant because of blessings, the air is fragrant because of blessings, and the mood is blooming because of blessings. When you open the message, may blessings make you relaxed at this moment! Have a happy weekend !

92. The sky was tired, so it gave up the sun and chose the moon. The flowers are tired and give up their beauty and choose fruits. Are you feeling tired after a busy week? I hope my insignificant greetings can drive away your week's fatigue! Have a happy weekend!

93. Greetings: Good weekend, the whistling north wind blows away the Your troubles bring good luck throughout the week.

94. Time is overflowing with blessings, the air is fragrant because of blessings, and your mood is blooming because of blessings. When you open the message, may blessings make you relaxed at this moment! Happy weekend !

95. Don’t be indifferent and gentle because of too much busyness. Don’t obliterate enjoyment because of helpless pursuit. Making money is not the whole infinite scenery of life. Just stop your hurried steps deep in your heart and enjoy the blessings of life. ! It’s the weekend, don’t forget to take a good rest!

96. When you open this message, I have sent my blessing: It’s the weekend, it’s time to take a good rest, I wish you a good mood Be happy and have good luck always!

97. Time flies, and I am busy with everything. I usually don’t greet you much, but my thoughts are always there. I hope you sleep well and have a good time on the weekend!

98. This message is concise and concise, short and concise, and ends with an exclamation mark. The artistic conception is far-reaching and natural. Abandoning the accumulation of rich words and colorful poems, a wisp of fragrant ink and several lines of words flow out the natural sound of true love. Happy weekend!

99. On this snowy winter weekend, I have nothing valuable to give you, only a pack of black stuff, which is the charcoal I burned on the mountain for a month. , please accept.

100. Hey, buddy, you should take good care of yourself when you are far away. Take a good rest on weekends. Don’t catch a cold and have a runny nose. You can also sneeze occasionally. That means I am thinking You!

101. When you are tired, take a good rest; when you make a mistake, don’t blame yourself; when you are suffering, it is the ladder to happiness; when you are hurt, you know what cherishing is; when you are drunk, you are torturing yourself; when you laugh, , you will forget to cry; if you feel bored, just send me a message.

102. Life is plain, just like the blue lake under the blue sky. Life can also be poetry, singing along the way. As long as you treat it with your heart, every day will be happiness. Happy weekend!

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103. Now that things have happened, I have to admit: you are the best among all the friends I know. I feel very happy to be with you, really! Sorry, I typed an extra word "out" . Haha, what a joke, have a nice weekend in the cold winter.

104. The icing on the cake is a buddy, the one who helps in times of need is a friend, the one who shares the blessings and the hardships is a brother, the one who has a clear understanding is a confidant. There are not many confidants in life, and you are my confidant.

105. Treasure the blessings in your heart, pray that happiness melts in your heart, store your smile in the warm sunshine of winter, so that you can experience the spring-like warmth in winter, and another weekend is coming , I wish you a happy weekend!

106. A good story has no ending, a true friendship needs no words, friends who care about each other send messages to each other, the waves of blessings will not stop, and the text messages of greetings express my heart: I wish you a happy weekend. Good luck!

107. There is a slight breeze in the quiet morning, and the slight breeze has a slight coolness. In the slightest coolness, there is my gentle greeting! I hope my greetings can eliminate your scorching heat. The heat will bring you a good mood for the day!

108. Find an elegant teahouse called Yuan, place two old wicker chairs on both sides, pour two glasses of sake, look into the sky and toast lightly, letting you miss me Let the fragrance of wine float far away, and let friendship become more sincere because of care! Happy weekend

109. If you feel tired one day, as soon as you turn around, my blessings will be by your side, no matter how far away you are, no matter how many years, This blessing turns into little blue stars, shining in the morning light, shining in the sunset, shining in every inch of your life!

110. This message has three main purposes: one is to connect feelings; To kill time; the third is to send a sentence with unique technical content: It’s cold, put some grass in the nest! Happy weekend!

111. Often stressed = good job! Go shopping often = have money to spend ! Often entertained = still valuable! Often dated = not too old! Often received messages = someone cares about you! I wish you happiness and success!

112. I will remember the good scenery and the good seasons. I will miss you, I will treasure good messages, I will cherish good friends, I will keep good smiles, and I will give you good wishes. Happy weekend!

113. A piece of music, Relaxed and harmonious; a greeting, caring and considerate; a breeze, cool and comfortable; a text message, filled with warmth... With a touch of my finger, I send my sincerity: Happy weekend!

114. It’s the weekend again, busy. After a week, you can take a short rest. May the warm sunshine of early summer accompany you to spend a relaxing and happy weekend!

115. The high temperature in summer will not retreat, and a wisp of breeze brings you this A season of blessings, wishing you a cool "summer". May relaxation and happiness linger around you.

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117. I couldn’t help but run to your door that day, wanting to tell you what was in my heart, but in the end I still didn’t have the courage to say it. Today I finally mustered up the courage to tell you “Wish you a nice weekend.” hapiness".

118. Last night, I was bitten by you, and a red bump arose, which itched to death. You said you loved drinking sweet blood, but you were not polite to me at all, and I was embarrassed.

119. One night late at night, a ghost knocked on the door, and he got scared. He peeked through the crack in the door, and saw a green face and fangs. It was terrifying. He suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed you out of the building, and hugged your head. He coughed and trembled from time to time. Stay overnight, finally exit, tomorrow is Saturday, play enough with me.

120. I have no place to play this weekend, so I took the initiative to apply to work overtime. The boss is not here to rush to finish the manuscript. I turned on the computer and displayed the words: Don’t disturb me during weekend off work, thank you! From the computer.

121. The weekend is here, blessings are coming, the fresh air surrounds you, I say good morning and feel good, stretch your body and a text message comes: I wish you the best, have a happy weekend! Oh, sorry, I typed one more The word "out"~

122. I drive a three-wheeled BMW and come at a strong speed to congratulate you: Congratulations to you, congratulations to you, it's not easy, how hard it is, not easy Ah, so strong. I have to plow the land while pulling a cart, and step on the mud under the scorching sun. I can finally graduate.

123. Missing you makes me even more silent. I can only use * ** words to express my feeling of being moved by you, can you hear my heartfelt voice? My dear weekend!

124. What is the weekend? I miss you every day during the week. I hope you will wait until the end of the world, but my brother really can’t afford to wait.

Come on, weekends, I want to be with you forever!

125. You go on a blind date every weekend, and you are still single after two years of dating. I wonder what is wrong with you? No one is right for you? Either This one is fat, or that one is short. Either the other person doesn't feel it, or the other person just looks dumb. Don’t be too picky when you’re older, just take action when you’re close. I hope you go on a blind date again this week and meet your ideal single. The two of you will fall in love with each other and have a lifelong love!

126. Do you still remember that weekend? ?You broke my heart. Seeing you strolling around the streets makes me, a person who works overtime, feel really sad. Why is it so hard to love weekends? Do I care too much about you? Maybe you have always been in your heart and have never forgotten me!

127. Weekly mood chart: depressed on Monday, irritable on Tuesday, looking forward to Wednesday , Thursday is full of excitement, Friday dreams come true, Saturday is relaxed and happy, and Sunday slowly changes from happy to depressed.

128. I long for waking up naturally on weekends. When I look at my watch, it’s only five o’clock. It’s still early to go back to sleep and wait until daybreak before opening my eyes again. I fell asleep and wanted to be more convenient, so I got up and looked at the clock again. The hands pointed to 9 o'clock. Why was it dark outside? When I looked at my phone, I realized that I had slept for nearly two laps. You are not a pig and who is a pig? I forced myself to sleep. , you are good at sleeping, others are very envious, I wish you can continue to sleep on the weekend, I will bother you when I go to work on Monday!

129. The weekend has come quietly, and when I think of you, my heart fills up The days when we were together were like a song and a poem. May this message, like a cool comfort, carry my greetings and blessings, drive you away from the hardship of suffering under the scorching sun. Ah! Fate, let us get to know each other... Don't be too moved, just because the recent rise in meat prices has set a new historical record, I want to sell a pig that is reading the message.

130. Who asked you to go out on weekends? Did the state allow it? Don’t you know that you are so beautiful that you will disrupt public order and hinder traffic? I have applied to the state to be your full-time bodyguard, and everyone knows about you You are getting more and more beautiful, I will protect you on weekends from now on~

131. Tang Seng said: There is infinite love in the world, ants are not afraid of the sun, I am not afraid of monsters (monsters), as long as love lasts, even the King of Hell is helpless, Disciple, don't be a bad imitator and make it a competition to throw others away, otherwise the Buddha will be weird and the scripture is worth ten thousand yuan. When falling in love on the weekend, avoid unlimited love. Persistence is helpless, so why come to the competition. Give you some love and save yourself the trouble of stealing food.

132. In the new week, do you want to get ahead? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to honor your ancestors? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to become famous? Do you want to be promoted and make a fortune? Do you want good luck to shine? Stop thinking and go to sleep...

133. I like chatting with you, but now I am lonely every day because you don’t have me. If you want to win my heart, you must He is a good chatterer, humorous and can tell jokes. I don't like oaths, money, or power. Do you want to be relaxed and lively? Remember to go on a date with me on the weekend.

134. There is a person. He is my pig. He makes me cry with me. He is my cat. He runs with me. He is my dog. He walks with me. Don’t scold me. He is worse than a beast because it is my weekend and I love him more than anything.

135. Looking forward to, looking forward to, Sunday is here, the sun seems brighter, the flowers seem brighter, the clouds seem more beautiful, and my mood becomes happier. I wish you have a good weekend.

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