What did Bai Yansong say at the closing ceremony of the 2016 Rio Olympics? Summary of Bai Yansong's commentary

A summary of Bai Yansong’s commentaries on the Rio Olympics:

Because of the various complaints in the past, many people are too lazy to get up in the morning to watch the Rio Olympics opening ceremony.

However, the children who watched the opening ceremony were moved by the sincerity and sincerity of the Brazilian people.

The key is that Bai Yansong made netizens realize that news commentators who can’t tell jokes are not good sports hosts!

Don’t be afraid of the joker’s speech, just be afraid that the joker is educated! It is estimated that Xue Zhiqian will be given the title of soul joker by Xian.

Attached is part of Bai Yansong's explanation summarized by netizens:

Actually, the costumes of the Chinese delegation's scrambled eggs with tomatoes are not bad... After all, scrambled eggs with tomatoes are a home-cooked dish for Chinese people

If you have money but don’t have money, you can dance to celebrate the New Year.

Where is that little girl’s tricycle? The chain must have fallen off. .

Oh, there are handsome guys too

I don’t know why I paid special attention to the beautiful entrance attire of the delegation today

Pele just last month After getting married to his Japanese girlfriend, we don't know why his health became so bad a month later, but he is a 75-year-old man after all.

Our impression of Liechtenstein is stamps. We can live well if we produce some stamps every year. I wonder if I can still make so much money in today’s Internet environment?

I still feel envious when I see other people’s beautiful entrance attire.

Luxembourg was the safest city in the world in 2015. You don’t need to tell Rio about this.

Japan has the largest number of immigrants and second generations in Brazil, and now it’s like home field advantage. But in a few days, they should be able to experience that the Japanese food in Brazil is really not authentic, hey...

Oh my god, triplets are participating in a marathon together, so they can run a section alone. He ran alone...

Guinea's appearance in the London Olympics was second only to Greece's appearance, and it was the biggest victim of this adjustment in the order of appearances, suddenly falling to 78th; Yemen...in Beijing In the case of the Olympic Games according to the strokes, well... I counted, three strokes.

Lebanese men are busy working to make money to support their families and have no time to train, but women can guarantee their training time. This is the true love for the Olympics.

There are many rich people in the Cayman Islands. It is a paradise to escape from the world. I don’t know if there will be many Chinese there. . .

Only one athlete from this country got a ticket for the Olympics, and the others participated in the admission ceremony. . . Support staff? You can’t use that much, right? What are they all doing?

Bolivia is the most realistic country in the world, and you will receive cash if you win the prize. . . . Look, the young man is crying, he thinks he can win the award

The American NBC TV station is very worried that the American delegation will enter the top one-third this time, because the Americans have watched the American delegation enter. When entering the venue, we changed channels or had breakfast and went to the toilet, but we at CCTV don’t have to worry because we are always at the front of the entrance, except for the 2008 Olympic Games

Luxembourg was the safest in the world in 2015 City, you don’t need to tell Rio about this

Japan has the largest number of immigrants and second-generation immigrants in Brazil, and now it’s like a home field advantage. But in a few days, they should be able to experience that Brazilian Japanese food is really not authentic. . . .

The men in Fence Country are busy working to make money to support their families and have no time to train, but the women’s training time can be guaranteed. This is the true love for the Olympics. . .

Gisele and Yao Ming have the same thing: they were both born in 1980, which is the year of the audit monkey. Both of them are very tall and have high incomes. . . .

Somalia’s entry: More people will be athletes, and fewer people will be pirates. . . .

Miss Hostess Cycling

“The opening ceremony of the Rio Olympics created a very unique entrance ceremony for the hostess. In the past, what we were used to was a beautiful hostess holding a bicycle There are brands from various countries, but in Rio it is riding a tricycle.

I guess when the Beijing Olympic Organizing Committee sees this idea for the Rio Olympics, it will feel like this should be ours, right? ”