I have read a novel before, the title of which is when I was a child, the female caller was Mai Cong and the male caller was Bai Ziren. I really want to collect it, but I can't find it. I hope someone

I have read a novel before, the title of which is when I was a child, the female caller was Mai Cong and the male caller was Bai Ziren. I really want to collect it, but I can't find it. I hope someone knows. When I was a child

Author: Golden Buddha

Chapter 1

Today's weather is really good. When I was lying under the covers, I heard birds calling outside. It's a pity that Uncle Sun's house next door moved away yesterday, otherwise my little brother would definitely help me dig out the eggs and bake them.

Actually, I'm good at climbing trees, but I don't know why they never let me climb trees, including my little brother. Every time I see my hands and feet itch, my face will be stiff. The adults are not biased, and they don't allow their little brother to climb trees. But it doesn't matter, we cooperate well, he goes up the tree and I watch the wind. My eyes were sharp, and I shouted "Hello, Uncle Sun!" . Then my little brother slipped under the tree and pretended to be playing with me as a caterpillar. Uncle Sun will come and touch my head with a smile and say, What is Mai playing with my brother?

"We are playing with caterpillars, and my little brother didn't climb the tree!" " I grabbed the caterpillar and shook it before Sun Bobo's eyes. I saw clearly that it was a caterpillar, not a bird's egg. I wonder why my little brother is about to cry when he looks at my face. I obviously didn't tell Sun Bobo about his climbing trees. Sun Bobo will definitely not hit him again.

"Mai Mai Ding is a good boy. Bird eggs are poisonous. Eating them will give you a stomachache." Sun Bobo's smile is very warm, and his aunt who went to college said that he was personable. I pestered my aunt to ask what "personable" was, and she told me impatiently that it meant good-looking. Hum! Adults are always impatient, and so is my little brother. They always think that only they know, but I don't know. Actually, I'm very old, not one or two years old, not three years old, I'm four years old! My mother always said that I was not a three-year-old baby, but they always treated me like a baby. Am I a baby? Of course not. I can hold a baby. My uncle's baby likes me to hug him best. I can talk to my baby for the whole day, and the baby laughs so sweetly when he sees me. Adults are the most stupid. When the baby is hungry, they don't know to find the baby's mother. Instead, they rush to change the diaper that is obviously very dry. My aunt who went to college is also an idiot. Only Snow White and the little mermaid are good-looking. Uncle Sun is a man. How can he be good-looking?

However, when Uncle Sun smiles, it seems that the sun shines on him alone, and the green leaves beside him seem to be stained with his light. I felt warm after reading it, and immediately forgave him for his lies. Birds' eggs are not poisonous. They taste delicious when baked, which is much more delicious than the eggs my mother forces me to eat every morning. Hum, no wonder the adults lied that it was poisonous. They must have wanted to eat it themselves and were too embarrassed to compete with us, so they deliberately scared us like this.

I'm smarter than adults, so I won't be fooled by them!

"Mai Mai, don't climb trees in the future. You should help uncle look after my little brother and forbid him to climb trees, you know. This kind of wheat is a good boy. " Uncle Sun took out a chocolate ball from his pocket, peeled it and put it in my mouth. Uncle Sun's pocket is more magical than Doraemon's, and he can conjure up all kinds of things.

I sipped chocolate and kept silent, struggling whether to promise my uncle. Chocolate is so delicious that my mother usually doesn't let me eat it. But eggs and little brothers are also important. I look at Sun Bobo's pocket, reluctant to go; Look at my little brother's tight lips, and I feel so sad. I pulled my little brother behind the big locust tree and solemnly warned Uncle Sun not to eavesdrop! Then timidly discuss with my little brother, little brother, we will only eat chocolate in the future, chocolate is really delicious.

My little brother looked at me angrily and spit out two words, "Traitor!" , "pa" knocked off my hand in front of him. The chocolate lying in the palm with the green water squeezed by the crushed caterpillar rolled to the ground.

I cried "wow", obviously the golden wrapping paper has not been torn off, and the chocolate inside is still clean.

My little brother is angry. He turns around and runs away. Sun Bobo flew into a rage and twisted his arm to make his sister Mai apologize. He refused, and uncle wanted to beat him.

sobbing, I ran to hug Uncle Sun's hand and shouted at my little brother desperately, Run, my uncle won't hit me.

my little brother stood there motionless.

I was in a hurry. I shouted loudly, go away. If Uncle Sun dares to hit me, I won't be his wife.

little brother still didn't respond.

I had no choice but to turn my head tragically and threaten Uncle Sun with tears. Uncle, if you hit your little brother, I will never be your wife again, and it is useless to give me candy every day.

then I couldn't help crying. Boo hoo-a lot of sugar, as well as the kind of alcoholic chocolate that can only be eaten during the Chinese New Year. Uncle Sun promised me that I would eat it every day as long as I gave them a wife. Woo hoo-the bride has a lot of sugar, so I won't be a bride in the future, and I won't have any sugar in the future.

adults are cruel. When I heard the cry of shaking the earth, my parents and grandchildren who ran out to see me actually smiled. Uncle Sun crouched down and narrowed his eyes.

"Mai Mai, if that uncle doesn't beat his little brother, will you still be my wife?"

I sobbed in my mother's towel, and I verified it over and over again. Will I never fight again?

"Never call again."

"all right then." I breathed a sigh of relief and thought about it seriously. "Let me think about it again."

All the people in the yard were overjoyed. Mother Sun came over and hugged my face and kissed me fiercely. She smiled and said, "Little people, you still know how to consider it.".

I'm a little shy. Sun's mother is so powerful. How can I figure out in my mind how to open my mouth to verify whether there is candy after I become a daughter-in-law? She knows everything.

My little brother was still very unhappy. He shouted at me, who told you to meddle? And then "ChengChengCheng" run away. I chased and shouted desperately behind, little brother, don't be angry. I won't promise uncle, I won't promise uncle. I don't want to be a traitor. I don't want to be a traitor. I'll keep an eye on you later. Let's bake eggs together.

Uncle teased me, so I don't want any chocolate?

"No." I didn't know Qiu Jin and Liu Hulan at that time, otherwise I would have felt that I was following in their footsteps.

"no, I don't want chocolate." I tried my best to move my eyes away from Uncle Sun's golden palm. "I just want my little brother not to be angry."

"ouch, this girl!" My dad shook his head. "Girls are extroverted and look old at the age of three."

I quickly corrected it. Dad, I am four years old, four years old, not three years old. (We are used to counting the nominal age here. When I was young, I was afraid that others would say that I was young, and I hated it when someone mentioned my first birthday. )

"I don't know how to be ashamed." My mother told me in distress situation, "This is in front of Uncle Sun's house. You can't be so shameless in front of outsiders."

Uncle Sun is the most proud, Mai. See, your daughter promised herself.

My father pricked my face with a beard and laughed. Children's words are outrageous. Our daughter can't be abducted by your boy so easily.

It's a pity that I didn't live up to my dad, so I broke him and ran to my little brother. Watch what you say, be cautious, little brother, you are not angry, I don't want chocolate, let's go and dig out the eggs together. I will never give you chocolate with my hands that have played with caterpillars in the future.

My little brother rolled his eyes in the air, muttering, You are so stupid, I won't dig your eggs in the future.

my eyelashes are wet, my mouth is flat and my tears are endless.

My little brother was afraid of being beaten by his uncle, so he immediately coaxed and persuaded him. All right, all right, don't cry. I'll dig your eggs later.

I continued to cry, and my little brother even called me stupid, which was a bully. I can add and subtract within ten without finger help.

"Please, don't cry." Because my back is turned to the adults, and this time it is not a fake cry, the adults have not found that it is not far from Jinshan Temple. The little brother winked at him, and he was about to cry.

I went on crying, which doesn't mean I can stop crying.

"I won't take you to play if you cry again." My little brother was angered by me, and netting became a threat.

The hiccups stopped crying, but the hiccups couldn't stop.

"hiccup, hiccup." I blushed and my neck was thick, and my voice was louder than the bird song.

my mother patted me on the back and gave me a cold drink. It's a pity that this burp is consumed with me, and everywhere I go, it's a clear reverse burp. The adults were busy for a while and failed, so they had to let nature take its course. I didn't feel anything wrong, and I still played behind my little brother. My little brother ran in front and suddenly stopped to ask me worriedly, what if your hiccups can't stop? I don't want to marry a daughter-in-law who always burps. I can't sleep at night.

I gave him a white look, and I spoke plausibly. Who wants to be your wife? I want to be my uncle's wife. My uncle gave me candy. What's it to you?

little brother is blushing like something. Hum! You know what you're ashamed of. You don't have a pocket as magical as your uncle's.

we didn't go home until my mother came out to find someone. Don't think that my mother came out with her bare hands because she is gentle. She doesn't use any tools because her hands are better than any tools. What twist, pinch, twist, with ease; The most cruel thing is to invite you to eat "hairy chestnuts". After a short and powerful slap, my eyes will be black and black.

My mother was mistaken once, and accidentally called my little brother to get hit. My little brother also said that it hurt more than his father's belt.

I think my little brother must have been frightened by his mother's "hairy chestnuts", so Uncle Sun's family had to move out.

I cried and rolled around at home to cheat. I don't want my uncle's house to go. Uncle's house is gone, where can I eat Mrs. Sun's little steamed buns? Uncle's house is gone, where can I hide from my parents and secretly eat chocolate? My uncle's house is gone, so how can my little brother help me climb the tree and dig out the eggs?

"Uncle, don't take your little brother with you. I promise that I will never let my little brother dig my eggs again. I will help you keep an eye on my little brother and prevent him from climbing trees. " I was covered with dust. When I saw Uncle Sun's house carrying a big box and a small box, I immediately got up from the ground and picked it up to hold my uncle's arm.

"Good Mai Mai doesn't cry." Uncle Sun smiled at me with tears on his face, wiped my face with a handkerchief (at that time, paper towels were not as popular as they are now), and teased me, "How do you keep an eye on that monkey? It's no use beating it many times."

"I ... I ..." I faltered. By the way, my little brother is most afraid of me crying (to be precise, no one is afraid of me crying |||| My mother said that when I cry, it's like an extinct volcano that will be erupted by earthquakes. )

"I'm crying. If my little brother doesn't listen to me, I'll cry to him to see if he dares to climb trees." I was so proud that I forgot to shed tears.

the adults all touched my head and laughed. Uncle Sun said that he didn't want to leave either, but he couldn't help it. Uncle had to listen to the leader, just as Mai Mai had to listen to his mother.

"So ... can you take me with you?" I blurted out a heartless, unjust, disloyal, unfilial, shameless, skinless and faceless sentence. A stain of life, so far my parents are always sad to say that my daughter is a domestic, thinking that you were only three years old (in order to emphasize that I had a sign, they will definitely emphasize the first year of life at this time). ), he cried and cried to go with others.

"Mai Mai, are you willing to give up your parents?" My dad picked up his twisted daughter and asked seriously.

wow, I cried again.

"Boo-hoo-why do you have to go? I can't bear to part with Mrs. Sun's buns or my mother's ribs. Woo-hoo-you are so bad, little brother, adults bully me, little brother, you don't care about me. " I tried to call the Allies, but my little brother, the bad guy, was angry with me, and he ignored me.

"ok, Mike, stop it. will mom buy you chocolate today? your favorite, jiuxin chocolate."

I think my mother is insulting me. Can my uncle's family be compared with just drunken chocolate? The wine chocolate is gone after eating, and the uncle's family can mean a steady stream of food.

After I intermittently expressed my meaning in my crying (of course, I didn't say the latter words, I am a four-year-old girl, and I can't let people call me a girl), the adults were silent. Mother Sun took me from my mother's arms and helped me cut my hair. She said that she liked girls best, but unfortunately it was the critical moment of family planning, so she always treated me like a daughter. My parents are dual-employed. Before I was four years old, my mother Sun tied my pigtails for me. No one in this whole area looks better than me.

"Mai Mai doesn't cry, Mai Mai is the best boy." Mother Sun called her little brother, "Come, say goodbye to my sister."

My little brother's eyes were red and he looked at me without saying a word.

"Brother, are your eyelashes stubbled?" I struggled to run down from Sun's mother's arms and look into his eyes. "Keep your head down." All right, that's enough. I stuck out my tongue and licked his eyes with satisfaction.

"ha ha, that's all right. That's what my mother did when my eyelashes fell. " I clapped my hands and looked proudly at my mother. "Mom, look, I did it right."

it's strange why the adults don't talk, and mom's mouth is still open.

"Mai Mai, I won't forget you, I promise." My little brother finally said the first sentence after I saw him today. Maybe my skills are not as good as my mother's, and his eyes are even redder.

I curled my mouth and wanted to cry, but I didn't cry. It was the first time that I vaguely began to understand that my tears were not the biggest. Sun Bobo and his little brother are more afraid of things. Sun Bobo is also afraid of leadership, and his little brother is also afraid of his father. None of them are most afraid of my tears.

when I was a child, I was a little geek. I could talk in nine months. When I was two years old, I would roll around the floor and get up quietly and silently. At that time, my mother raised her eyes and asked why she stopped crying and got up by herself. I wriggled with a small waist and choked with grief, and none of you came to talk to me.

Compared with my cleverness and keenness when I was a child, when I grow up, it's almost like I'm back in the embryonic period. That's another story, not to mention it for the time being.

"I don't think I will remember you, but I will try my best to remember you." I'm a little angry with my little brother. He never said he would stay. Well, you don't want to stay, and I don't want you to stay.

"Then you should work hard!" The little brother's eyes opened wide. "I'll leave all my building blocks and plasticine to you, so you can think of me when you play."

"What are you playing with? You don't like my doll." I pull a long face. My doll is so beautiful. Why doesn't my little brother like it at all? He also said that it was for girls to play with, and he didn't want to play with it. I obviously like what boys play, too.

"I'm going to school. There will be a lot of fun in school. You mustn't break the building blocks, or I won't take you to play again. " My little brother holds the bag tightly. He has many guns, swords and even a car that can run by himself, but what we usually play together most is building blocks and plasticine. We build a castle with building blocks. His hands are so skillful that he can put a beautiful little clay figurine in it, and then we will have a beautiful home. Unfortunately, the castle is too small to take us in.

I am silent