What are the high-level humorous jokes?

0 1 1, Snow White escaped from the palace and went to the forest, where she saw a hut with seven small beds. Snow White lay down and fell asleep. The seven dwarfs came back at night. Snow White said, you must be the seven dwarfs I shot. ? The seven men looked at each other and said, You are in the wrong place. We are King Kong gourd dolls. ?

2. A man always likes to brag about himself, and his girlfriend is impatient. One day, when her boyfriend was bragging to people that he was a martial arts champion, his girlfriend swept his leg from behind and made him lie down. Boyfriend a carp stood up and said: This is my coach. ?

Someone asked Picasso, why can't I understand your painting? Picasso asked him, have you ever heard birds chirping? Yes, I do. Does it look nice? It's good. You got it?

While waiting in line for payment, a girl in front dropped a $50 bill. I don't think she paid much attention, so she quickly pretended that her shoelaces were loose, stepped on the money and prepared to pick it up after she left. After a while, she suddenly said, Brother, you can't tie your shoelaces until next year.

5. When relatives from my hometown come to Beijing and eat in high-end restaurants together, there is a service charge of/kloc-0.5%. The waiter's service attitude is very good, sending fruit to tremella soup to send souvenirs. Relatives happily asked the waiter what else you sent. The waiter said with a big smile, "We'll see you out later."

6. A couple quarreled in the street because they bought clothes. Wife:? I'm not afraid of being beaten. Why don't you argue with me again? ? The husband looked at his wife's Gherardini face, suddenly understood, and then fell silent. After a while, the husband was tired and wanted to leave. The wife added:? Go away and try! ? The husband paused, and sure enough, he followed at the end. Everyone was puzzled. His wife said that if he wanted to quarrel with me, I would call him a hooligan. If he wants to leave, I will shout stop thief! ? Everyone is depressed.

7. Tell a joke: In the middle of the night, my husband rolled over and hugged his wife tightly. Wife, this life is too short? My wife shed tears of excitement when she heard this. My husband went on to say, buy a longer quilt tomorrow. I can't report it. It's cold!

8. The son put the candy in his father's mouth and asked expectantly. Dad, is sugar sweet? ? Dad was moved to tears and said. That's great. ? The son said again:? Then why don't dogs eat? How many times did you throw up? ? Dad cried. . . Come on, come on, come on, little boy, I promise I won't kill you.

9. A boy has had a crush on a girl for a long time. One day in the self-study class, the boy secretly handed the girl a small note that read? Actually, I've been watching you for a long time, okay? . After a while, the girl handed me another note, and the boy opened it anxiously? Please don't tell the teacher, I promise I'll never eat melon seeds again? . . . . . . Boys look stupid.

10, I saw a loving father and daughter in the park. My father is about fifty years old and my daughter is in her twenties. The daughter is very clever to peel a tea egg for her father, chatting and laughing at each other. What a sweet family. But why did they kiss in French afterwards?

1 1. I once quarreled with my boyfriend and cried on the phone. My best friend came to comfort me. Suddenly, he stared at my eyes. Come up with a sentence:? What brand of mascara do you use? Don't you cry like this? . I was so angry that I threw away my cell phone and stopped crying.

12. Yesterday I scolded my son for one thing, saying that your mother is a pig and you are a pig. But my son said to me: Dad, why are you so bad? You married a pig and gave birth to a pig! You said you were Xiong Haizi. I thought you were looking for a fight.

13, when I was in college, a senior chased me, but he refused many times, but he was still stubborn! I asked him angrily: What do you like about me? I can't change it! ? He said:? I like that you are a woman! Are you going to change it or not?

14, there is an 80-year-old grandfather next door to us. Yesterday he found a black snake under the tree in the community. He was frozen stiff! He held the snake in his arms to give it some warmth. He hung a sign on the tree early this morning: No defecation!