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Will you go to your ex's wedding?

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If you dare to invite me, I dare to go.

How dare anyone send me an invitation? Who doesn't know that I am an invincible player who has played around the world within 500 miles of Fiona Fang? I am a suicide bomber. Just narrow-minded. Even if you get married today, how dare you invite me to be a guest? Are you short of money or simple-minded? You are not kind first, I am unjust. You can't blame me for this. If you don't attack me, I'm not a prisoner. If you attack me, I will eradicate it. You shameless bastard, send a parasol, or it will be sunny if you don't lift it. Sing a song where is spring, and go straight to the climax and leave.

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Everything is possible at the wedding, not a foregone conclusion.

Open the wound, clear the sore and stick it there, and it will die sooner or later. If you can't walk out of the black forest, go out of the street.

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Laugh and watch others get happy. Pass the ceremony

Even if it's hard to laugh, even if it ends in discord. This is a necessary skill for us to walk in rivers and lakes. Curse him for his sudden death at the wedding. The success of young people is a great misfortune. This is all after returning to China. The world does not always revolve around you alone. Cheapskate can only drink cold water. People in the atmosphere go to the wedding reception. Drink a wedding banquet and learn to mature. Has anyone used their ex-wedding to prove their maturity?

Everything is easy to settle down, just seeking peace of mind.

I want to see who the other nine predecessors are.

Don't go to your ex's wedding. The wedding is their ceremony, not mine. You can have your own wedding. Inviting them is my ceremony. Since he invited me, it means that he has enough information, and at most it will be a draw.

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Is the predecessor a thorn or a pain? Let's go

Don't go, never go, never die. Eight big sedan chair lift me, I also don't go. Because I can't lift it.

Be blessed. How short of friends are you? I am not a philanthropist who wants money. Why should I raise money for you? Then don't have a wedding before, if you are so bad. I don't mind wrapping a white bag for you. Swear sovereignty, I am not afraid to meet you, I am afraid that the person I love will be like you in the future. What were you afraid of when you were a child, inviting you to a birthday party?

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Three views on appearance damage

Middle-aged beer belly uncle. a presumptuous guest usurps the host's role

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Embarrassed at the banquet, I really put down my Jianghu smile and put it down.

Broken ten miles long street wreath. The rhythm of the brain beating the dog's brain. The people at the party looked at hee hee and ate melon seeds. Yo, hey, look at that bitch. How dare you? Hey. Bare grinding, turn around. Come on, come on. Sitting there eating elbows. That's him. That's him. Relatives and younger generations propose a toast. I will bless him. How can you live so melodramatic? Your hostility to your predecessor won't embarrass Zhou Xuanyi. Why do you have to go to Miluo River to worship the doctor in your heart? You can't cultivate your own sentiment, and you are still fooling around with others. Please don't go.

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The more exciting, the more I want to go. Maybe a relative of mine died after drinking. I thought it was a ghost. Don't go if you're sorry. With what?