The doctor's wonderful joke story

Lead: Life is a big dye vat, with sorrow and joy. Everyone hates sadness and approaches joy. Next, I will sort out the wonderful joke stories of doctors for you, hoping to bring you some joy.

The doctor's wonderful joke story (1)

1, the doctor angrily reprimanded the assistant: I asked you to give the patient cough medicine, but you gave him a bottle of laxatives! ?

Assistant defense:? Didn't he stop coughing?

The doctor said helplessly: He is really afraid of coughing! ?

The patient looked at a pile of medicine on the table and was at a loss. Doctor: Is there a problem, sir?

Patient: won't you have a headache after this bottle of intravenous drip?

Doctor: Of course, my medical skill is impeccable.

After a while, the drip continued and the patient's expression was painful.

Doctor: Does your head still hurt, sir?

Patient: My head has stopped hurting, but my heart is starting to hurt?

3, the hospital said that the patient is a family member! The hospital made it! He took the money in the patient's mouth as his father's money! Take as much as you want!

4. A lady has a rash. The doctor told him that the rash was an allergy caused by contact with dogs, and suggested that she either sell the dogs or give them away. ?

The lady said, I'm not going to sell it or give it away. I am going to see another doctor. He may have different approaches to the disease. It's easy to change doctors, but it's too difficult to find a good dog. ?

The doctor's wonderful joke story (2)

1, Patient:? Doctor, I always lose my hair these days. ?

Doctor:? Never mind, I won't take it off for the time being. ?

The patient said worriedly, it will be all right in a minute. ?

Doctor:? Yeah, I won't take it off again if I take it off. ?

2. I went to the hospital two days ago and hung up the expert number.

The doctor looked at it, then told me the name of the disease and prescribed medicine for me.

In the process of prescribing medicine, I asked what caused it.

Here comes the doctor: Go home and ask Du Niang! ?

The gynecologist said to a middle-aged woman who has been infertile for many years and is eager to have children. Don't worry, you will have children, even if you can't, your daughter will. ?

4. A friend said to the dentist: It must be hard to stick your hand in someone's mouth all day. ?

The dentist replied solemnly:? I'm imagining putting my hand in their wallet. ?

5. What doctors say most:

1. Let's take a picture first.

2. Take a blood sample first.

How do I know what's wrong if you don't check it?

4. Pay first!

The doctor's wonderful joke story (3)

1, doctors have many descriptions of obesity, such as high fat content and fatty liver? Go to the physical examination this year and learn another one:? Waist-hip ratio imbalance? .

In the mental hospital, the doctor asked the patient who came to see the doctor:? What's the matter with you?

Patient:? I like to eat hot pot. ?

Doctor:? It is normal. I like eating too. ?

Patient:? Do you like to eat the lid or the bottom of the pot? ?

3. Patient:? Tell me the truth, doctor, am I going to die in a few days?

Doctor:? Who said that? Don't be paranoid. ?

Patient:? Don't lie to me, I know everything. Yesterday, when the attending doctor came to make rounds, I was reading the newspaper. He inexplicably said to me: Hey, I still read serials! ?

When the doctor told him that the car accident completely paralyzed him from the neck down, his back went cold.

When the doctor declared him a vegetable, his face turned green.

His heart was pounding when the doctor announced that he had a myocardial infarction.

His eyes turned black when the doctor declared him blind.

When the doctor announced that his legs had been amputated, he tripped over his own feet.

He was shocked when the doctor announced that he was deaf in both ears.

When the doctor told him that he had become an idiot, he was scared silly.

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