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As soon as my parents heard that my daughter was coming, they hung up the Southeast Branch. Who will translate?

When parents heard their daughter coming, they hanged themselves on the branches in the southeast. This is a little joke. My parents heard that my daughter is from Mulan. Peacocks fly southeast and hang southeast branches.

Mulan Poem is a folk song of Yuefu in the Northern Dynasties of China, and Guo Maoqian's Yuefu Poem is classified as "a song with a horizontal wind, a song with a horizontal wind in Liang Gujiao". This is a long narrative poem, which tells the story of a girl named Mulan disguised as a man, joined the army for her father, made meritorious deeds on the battlefield, refused to be an official after returning to North Korea, and just wanted to go home and reunite. She warmly praised the woman's brave and kind qualities, her enthusiasm for defending the country and her fearless spirit.

The whole poem conceives the legendary story of Mulan with "Mulan is a girl", which is full of romance; The details are cleverly arranged. Although it is about war, it is more about life scenes and children's modality, full of life breath.

Using questions and answers, parallelism, antithesis and intertextuality to describe the modality and psychology of characters is vivid and meticulous, with strong artistic appeal.