How do you reply to funny questions asked by others? A large number of practical reply dialogues

A: "Why are you chasing me? I am not an emergency syrup. "

2. Q: Do you dare to say how many people of the opposite sex have kissed you?

A: Not really. But every time I add one, I write it on a card. ..... and then I made four decks of poker with these cards.

3. Q: It seems that many women like Edison Chen very much? What are the reasons for liking or hating? Rumors seem to be back!

A: Come on, Kansai! Looking forward to the second season.

4. Q: When your lover/husband suddenly hugs you from a deep sleep and says, "I like you, do you like me?"

A: Don't wake him up. Ask softly, "What's my name? ……"