Kneel and beg Jing Ke to stab the sketch script of Qin Wang! ! Had better be written by the author Wan Tao?

Eunuch: Your Majesty, here we are.

The prelude to the music "Bao Qingtian" began.

Qin Shihuang and eunuchs appeared

Qin Shihuang: (singing and dancing) There was A Qin Qin Shihuang in the Qin Dynasty! The world is unified in the forefront! Not afraid of the sun, not afraid of the wind, afraid that this assassin will stab me. what can I do? Hey. . . . . . (Sit down)

Samurai: Report ~ ~ ~ ~

Qin Shihuang: What newspaper?

Samurai: (singing "Hug Hug") Hug Hug, that hug, tell your Majesty that someone is looking for you outside.

Qin Shihuang: Who?

Samurai: This man claims to be anonymous, saying that he brought the assassin's head to your majesty.

Qin Shihuang: Are you serious?

Samurai: Yes, sir!

Qin Shihuang: Announce it quickly.

Eunuch: Xuanwuming went to the temple.

(unknown catwalk, pose, walk and shake hands with Qin Shihuang. )

Unknown: Nice to meet you!

Qin Shihuang: Nice to meet you, too!

(Nobody wants to hug Qin Shihuang)

Eunuch: Don't be rude! (Pushing them away)

Wu Ming: (kneeling on one leg) kowtow to your majesty!

Qin Shihuang: No ceremony! Unknown. Let me ask you something.

Eunuch: Your Majesty, monarchs generally don't call me a widow.

Qin Shihuang: Oh, by the way, how could I forget this? Unknown, widowed. . . The widow asks you.

Eunuch: Not a widow, but a widow.

Qin Shihuang: (kicking the eunuch to the ground with one foot) talkative. Unknown, I ask you, did you really bring the assassin's head?

Unknown: Hi!

Eunuch: Impossible. Show me the evidence.

Qin Shihuang: Can anyone testify?

Samurai: I can testify.

Eunuch: objection. Objection. Our opponent's friends bought off our players to commit perjury.

Qin Shihuang: Rejected! Samurai, come on!

Samurai: The assassin's head has been sent to the kitchen.

Qin Shihuang: All right, Wu Ming, tell me what happened.

Unknown: Yes, Your Majesty. At that time, we were recruited to form a four-person group to stab Qin, namely Sky, broken arrow, Fei Xue and Minister (the athletes entered the March and catwalk one by one), which was called f4!

Four people went on stage to see the shape of a meteor. The background music of "Meteor Shower" begins, and then the song "Meteor Shower" exits.

Unknown: However, they don't know that I am loyal to your Majesty. I'm actually undercover. One day, I faced the sky alone.

Changkongshang

Sky: (looking at the sky indifferently) The moon is really round from a distance. Sometimes it is not very round. Why is it so round now? Because it is round.

Phantom unknown: good poem! Good poem! Brother Sky, why do you sigh so much!

Sky: Alas, the next time I think that the dream of stabbing Qin has not come true, I will be filled with emotion and full of poetry. Ah, the sea is full of water; Horse, four legs!

Phantom Unknown: So I'm going to kill the sky, and I'm going to use my unique skill-the first quarter of the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics!

(Music broadcast gymnastics, fantasy nameless do "stretching", kill the sky)

Sky: You, you, you ~ ~ (fall to the ground)

(Infernal Affairs Music)

Ghost unknown: Sorry, I'm undercover.

Canjian: (On Canjian, the sword refers to unknown) You, you are undercover.

Xue: (prone on the snow) Why kill each other?

Phantom nameless, remnant sword: he is undercover!

Xue Fei: Who is undercover?

Phantom nameless, remnant sword: him!

Xue Fei: Be quiet. As usual.

The unknown and the remnant sword are close at hand, but far away to kiss! )

Canjian: Sorry, we are attracted to each other. We have no choice!

(broken arrow's nameless circle, then punches)

Phantom nameless, remnant sword: (singing) Two little bees fly to the flowers, fly, fly.

Qin Shihuang: Who won in the end?

Unknown: Haha, it's a minister, because fools in broken arrow only know scissors. (Canjian raises scissors to make a "yeah" shape)

Qin Shihuang: What happened later?

(Later Music)

Xue Fei: Broken sword, so you are undercover. Why didn't you fight back?

Canjian: Because, because, you stabbed too fast! ! (landing)

Yueru: Master!

Qin Shihuang: Kaka! ! Who is this man?

Unknown: This person is the personal servant girl of Canjian.

Qin Shihuang: Oh, is this maid a woman?

Unknown: Your Majesty is really a clever and wise SHEN WOO!

Yueru: Master, I will avenge you! (A sword stabbed Xue Fei to death)

Unknown: Then I drew my sword and killed Yueru! (When the moon fell to the ground screaming) So all the assassins were wiped out. Hahaha!

Qin Shihuang: Hahahaha ~ ~ Unknown, you are lying to me!

Unknown: Why did your Majesty say that?

Qin Shihuang: (getting up) Because I have seen broken arrow. I was thinking that day when I heard the wind rustling and saw broken arrow falling from the sky.

Canjian: I'm here to assassinate you. (Qin Shihuang ignored) I'm here to assassinate you. (Qin Shihuang still ignores it) I'm here to assassinate you. I beg you not to ignore me. I'm here to assassinate you.

Qin Shihuang: (looking at the broken sword contemptuously) How depressing!

Canjian: Why are you depressed?

Qin Shihuang: Have you seen the Alec Simak trilogy, Seymour Wedge Bickov?

Canjian: You mean Gorky's childhood, on the earth and my university, right? I do. Which book are you reading?

Qin Shihuang: On earth.

Canjian: How do you feel?

Qin Shihuang: I feel so depressed on earth.

Canjian: bosom friend! I feel the same way.

Qin Shihuang: So we watched the stars, the moon and drank together.

Qin Shihuang and Canjian sang: The sea laughed and surged across the strait. (Qin Shihuang pushes the broken sword off the stage)

Qin Shihuang: So you lied to me when you said that broken arrow could only produce scissors, because that fool could only produce stones. So I guess what happened at that time was like this. First of all, you killed the sky by mistake, because as far as I know, you learned martial arts together that day, and you did the second turn. As for the broken sword, I have sent Sherlock Holmes and Sherlock Holmes to look into it.

Unknown: Sherlock Holmes and Sherlock Holmes? Who are they?

Eunuch: Hahahaha, I'm Sherlock Holmes. (posture)

Samurai: Haha, I'm Foer (Samurai reaches out, eunuch spits on Samurai, Samurai brushes his hair).

Eunuch and samurai: We are brave detectives!

Eunuch: As far as we know, Canjian and Xue Fei have had an affair.

Qin Shihuang: So I guess they were enjoying the moon and flowers that day.

(Fei Xue broken arrow plays in butterfly lovers's classic posture, and the music begins)

Xue Fei: The moon is really round tonight!

Canjian: Yes! The moon is really round tonight!

Flying snow; Don't you have anything to say to me

Canjian: Yes.

Xue Fei: What?

Canjian: The moon is too round tonight!

Flying snow: ft! !

Canjian: Actually, I really have something to say to you.

Xue Fei: What's this?

Canjian: I don't want to stab Qin.

(Xue Fei angrily pulls out his sword and puts it around the neck of the remnant sword)

Xue Fei: Why don't you stab Qin? Believe it or not, I will kill you!

Can Jian: At that time, the sword was only 0.0 1 cm away from my throat, but after a quarter of incense, the mistress of that sword fell in love with me completely because I was going to lie. Although I have lied countless times in my life, I think this time is the most perfect.

Xue Fei: If you take one more step, I'll kill you.

Canjian: You should do this. I deserve to die, too There was once a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, but now I regret it. The greatest sorrow in life is this. Cut my throat with your sword. Do not hesitate. If God is willing to give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: "I love you". If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years!

(Tears moved by flying snow)

Qin Shihuang: As for the moon you mentioned, it may have rushed in.

Yueru: (rushing in and bumping into Xue Fei) Master, don't kill my master (Yueru pushes Xue Fei's sword into the chest of the remnant sword).

Canjian: Oh, really? ××× (landing) ※

Xue Fei: Ah! Broken arrow! My love! !

Xue Fei: (Yes, Yueru) Yueru, you bitch! (a sword kills the moon)

Yueru: Ah ~ ~ ~

Xue Fei: I don't want to live either! (suicide)

Qin Shihuang: Then you brought me their heads, didn't you?

Unknown: hahaha ~ ~ ~

Qin Shihuang: So you still want to kill me today, ok. I want to fight you. Give me the sword!

(Eunuch holding a sword to the unknown)

Unknown: Good sword, good sword! ! You think I'm a three-year-old child! I have a sword, but you have no weapon. Isn't that fair?

Qin Shihuang: (grinned) Ha ha ha ~ ~ (stretched out his left hand, eunuch took the sword)

(The two confronted each other, and then the unknown drew his sword, scaring the broken arrow and the unknown half to death. )

Qin Shihuang: Huh? What happened? Go and have a look.

Eunuch: (sniffing at Unknown) Your Majesty, Unknown has been scared to death!

Qin Shihuang: I must lead the soldiers of Daqin to lay a vast territory!

Samurai and Eunuch: Long live Your Majesty! ! !

(curtain call, all actors line up)

Eunuch: One bow, two bows, three bows (both: cut ...,)

(exit)