Funny quotations seen in q group

Funny quotations seen in the Q group

1. Sister, up to now, only chopsticks can be lifted and put down. ..........

2. If I don't go to hell, whoever loves to go down

3. There are three treasures in primary schools: standing up, saluting and being a good teacher; There are three treasures in middle schools: tutoring, staying up late, and spelling the college entrance examination; There are three treasures in universities: just copy, paste and pass; Lies have three treasures: everlasting, everlasting, and love to the old.

4. Our love is like two people drinking, I'll drink a toast, and you can do whatever you want. "

5. If marriage is the grave of love, then-blind date is to look at Feng Shui for the grave, confession is to dig the grave, marriage is double suicide, empathy is to move the grave, and the third party is to rob the grave.

6. god, bless me ~ bless those who don't call me, send me messages, miss me or miss me, and their mobile phones will fall into the toilet. Amen, and flush it with water!

7. When you have nothing to lose anymore, it's when you start to gain.

8. Learn more, be less proud, take advantage of opportunities and get rid of laziness.

9. Childhood ignorance is lovely, and juvenile ignorance is ridiculous; Youth's ignorance is pitiful; The ignorance of middle age is deplorable, and the ignorance of old age is pathetic.

1. People allow a stranger to get rich, but they can't tolerate the promotion of people around them. Because there is a contrast between people at the same level and there is little interest.

11. When a woman likes a man, she wants to hear a lie; When a woman hates a man, she wants to hear the truth.

12. If you lend too much money to a person, you will turn that person into a bad person.

13. Modern marriage is the product of emotion and the crystallization of competition.

14. Most enemies become comrades-in-arms for survival, while comrades-in-arms become enemies for money.

15. what you get is low-level happiness, and what you ask for is high-level happiness.

16. A genius who fails is a fool!

17. 1% of the people in the world eat small losses and take advantage of big ones, while 99% of the people eat small losses and suffer big losses. Most successful people come from that 1%.

18. If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

19. It is easy for China to learn from Americans, but it is difficult for China to learn from China.

2. The premise of a person's luck is actually that he has the ability to change himself.

21. The more a person cares about, the conflict, but there is no such problem with strangers.

22. Managing your own strengths can add value to your life; Managing your shortcomings can devalue your life.

23. Life is like a green leaf. As time goes by, it slowly turns yellow, but its veins are still so clearly visible.

24. It is very simple to make things complicated, and it is very complicated to make things simple.

25. If it is a grass, you can't grow into a big tree even in the best enterprise.

26. The survival rule of work in the 21st century is to build a personal brand and turn your name into money.

27. Fear of father is filial piety, and fear of wife is love.

28. There are no unqualified students, only unqualified parents.

29. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

3. We can avoid everyone, but we can't avoid a fly. It is often trivial things that make us unhappy in life.

31. There is a kind of person who only does two things: you are successful and he is jealous of you; You failed and he laughed at you.

32. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love.

33. Any fool will seduce a girl; But only a mature man can know how to leave her.

34. People have two eyes, all of which are parallel, so they should look at people equally. People's ears are on both sides, so you should not listen to one side of the story; Although people have only one heart, they have left and right atria, so they should think not only for themselves, but also for others.

35. Enterprises must have unique resources that cannot be stolen, bought, dismantled, taken away or slipped away.

36. A slip of the tongue means telling the truth carelessly.

37. Being sincere doesn't mean blaming others for their shortcomings, but it does mean never complimenting others for their shortcomings.

38. Human nature is greed, but without greed, society will not progress. What's missing

39. Love is to miss one's heart, marriage is to tie one's heart, and love is to swallow one's heart.

4. The best attack is to attack yourself.

41. The meaning of life lies not in holding a good hand, but in playing a bad one.

42. Success is an idea, getting rich is an obligation and happiness is a right.

43. Competition is actually a kind of friendship. With the help of your opponent, you can improve your intelligence. Those who are afraid of competition have already lost to your opponent.

44. Money can help the poor solve problems, but it can help the rich create problems.

45. Invest love in one person and take risks; It is dangerous to invest love in many people. ;