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Tik Tok's most popular humorous sentences.

1, some people are naturally lazy, I really don't know how they lived in their last lives.

There is only one real genius in this world, that is, I play the fool.

Actually, I am a homesick person, but my home is too small for me.

My confidence comes from my good looks, and your confidence comes from my ugliness.

One day, I will be a big boss, but I don't know when I can be a big lady.

6. The most beautiful scenery in the world is you, but you are too arrogant to know yourself.

7. Others are right in the world, but I am fooling around in the world.

8. People say that people should read more books if they are ugly. I have read books for more than ten years, why haven't I become beautiful?

9. You asked me what kind of girl I like. I like girls who are rich, willful and good-looking. Are you asking me if the conditions are too harsh? No, I like you as long as you are rich and willful.

10, age is a very interesting thing. You think you're young, but you're exhausted. You think you are mature, but your IQ is not yet developed.

1 1, it's not that I'm lazy, but I'm too mobile and just don't move.

12, you can't blame your parents for being ugly. After all, they are only responsible for passing on genes, and looks have nothing to do with decoration.

13, life is like a ball, I don't know which direction it will bounce, but I know it won't bounce to my side.

14, the furthest distance in the world is that you have money and I have leisure, but you have no spare money.

15, my only advantage is to accept my fate. In the case of talent disparity, I just choose to work hard.