Chasing girls' humorous sentences

David Di Angelo once interviewed a girl nicknamed Dad. His name is Will. David asked him what was the secret of picking up girls, and Will said, "Funny! (Funny! If you are a funny expert, both men and women will like you.

I don't think everyone has to be a funny expert. There are many girls who are not humorous or funny, and fascinated men are not humorous.

Conversely, I also believe that all people have a gift for humor, and those who laugh will be humorous.

To paraphrase an old advertising slogan, you are humorous!

Han Jiangxue

20 10.04. 15

Humor skills

Bite the end of a sentence

Recently, many netizens asked me how to be humorous.

Because everyone finds that humor is an effective way to interact with girls.

I intend to write a series of humorous posts.

Humor has a complete structure and rules, but this series of stickers focus on skills and examples, without too much theoretical analysis.

Humor theory only intends to mention two points for the time being.

(1) People can only be humorous when they are relaxed. You can't be humorous when you are nervous. Relax yourself first.

(2) Humor and sex have the same structure. They all create tension first and then release it.

(3) Men and women have slightly different sense of humor. Some jokes are funny to men, but not to women.

Today, I will give the first humorous skill: speaking like a book and talking nonsense.

This skill is very practical. After learning this skill, you can be humorous at any time, as long as the other party has something to say.

What is biting the end of a sentence?

It is also commonly known as "answering words". Anyway, it's called in Henan dialect, and I don't know how to say it in Mandarin.

Taking a move is what others say, and you play on the basis of what others say, usually misinterpreting, exaggerating, extending and deducing.

Many children have this gift for humor.

For example, if the teacher is giving a lecture, the students will gag between everything the teacher says.

The teacher said, "Don't be busy playing at home this Sunday. Do your homework well ... "

Troublemaker: "Don't be busy doing your homework. Playing is also very important. "

The teacher said, "The final exam is coming ..."

Troublemaker: "The term is over, can summer vacation be far behind?"

After reading the above two examples, you should understand.

Here is another example of me chatting with a girl by SMS:

Girl: It seems that you like chatting up!

Me: It seems that you enjoy being accosted!

Girl: No ... just chatting. ...

Me: So you are a very casual person. I didn't see it. I regret knowing you.

Girl: dizzy ... chatting ... don't think so complicated. ...

Me: Are you really dizzy? Then I guess I'm the only one who kissed you personally to wake you up.

If a girl is naughty and says "don't wake up", you can further exaggerate and say "kiss your toes".

Pretend to surrender

When I first started studying dating science in 2007, I paid great attention to humorous skills.

There were several conclusions in the thinking at that time.

(1) The right one is not humorous, and the wrong one is humorous;

(2) It's really not humorous, only the fake ones are humorous;

(3) Kindness is not humorous, but evil humor;

(4) The routine is not humorous, and the foul is humorous;

(5) Generosity is not humorous, but selfishness is humorous.

These ideas are purely personal summaries, and there is no reference to any books on humor theory.

Today's humorous technique "fake surrender" is the second one above.

Fake surrender means to suppress before advancing, and to give in before fighting back when the other side demands or condemns.

A false surrender is sometimes a false admission.

Its structure is usually "good"

For example, in the legendary swordsman,

The disciple of Qingcheng Sect threatened Ling Huchong to apologize for hitting Qingcheng Sect, and even described kicking someone's ass as "like a goose falling backwards".

Ling Huchong said at the time, "Well, I can apologize ... but you have to teach me that expensive trick first."

Take my own example,

I gave the girl I just met a nickname-Sister Eye Drops, because when I first met her, she was gouging her eyes.

I called several times, and she said angrily, "Stop calling me gum girl! Tell me to turn my face again! "

I pretended to be afraid and said, "okay, okay, stop screaming!" " ..... What should I call you, Gum Girl? "

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