Are there any funny jokes?

First, I took the subway and sat next to a strange aunt. The mobile phone rang, and my aunt answered the phone and said to the phone brightly, Ah, I am very busy tonight. My car broke down and I was taking the subway. I found a handsome duck. I'm going to check in! The crowded carriage immediately quieted down ... I glanced at my aunt next to me, turned around and found that the whole car was staring at myself.

Second, a man saw his colleague change his lover's phone note to 10086, and fled the emergency many times, so he followed suit. One night, the man received a phone call from his lover in front of his wife for the first time, deliberately letting her see the caller ID: 10086. After reading it, the wife immediately grabbed the phone, scolded the spoiled woman on the phone, and then scolded her husband: "Are you stupid? I'll call you as soon as you connect Unicom card 10086 and visit relatives! "