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Complete works of funny jokes about journey to the west
1. The Tang Priest and his disciples came to a restaurant for alms. Boss: What would you like?
Tang Priest: Others can eat the rest!
Wukong said: Give me a bowl of leftovers.
Friar Sand: Give me a bowl of leftover soup.
Bajie: Give me a leftover woman. 2. Wukong! Don't be rude Old man, I am a poor monk in the east of Datang. I want to know if it is convenient to open the door ... Old man, please don't insult me. I apologize for my big disciple ... Old man, please don't stick me with a cane ... Old man, please calm down ... Old man, can you touch me again? ... oh, my god, Cao Wukong cut him! When Bajie realizes that you are leaving, your teeth will be knocked out, your eyes will be blinded and your legs will be broken! Very good!
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