What is the translation of slow humanity?

There is a slow-witted person who is around the stove with others in winter. He saw that the corner of someone else's clothes was on fire, so he slowly said to that person, "There is one thing that I have discovered for a long time and want to tell you, but I am afraid that you will be impatient;" If I don't tell you, I'm afraid you will lose too much. So, say it or not? " The man asked what it was. Answer: "The fire caught the edge of your clothes." The man quickly put out the fire and shouted at him, "Why didn't you tell me when you found out?" The chronic person said, "I told you you would be impatient, and sure enough!" " "

Original text:

Human nature is dull. In winter, around the stove, we saw people's skirts and tails on fire. They said, "I've been watching one thing for a long time. I said I was afraid you would be impatient, but I was afraid I would hurt you if I didn't say it." However, is it true? Don't say it, okay? " When people ask what this is, they say, "Burn your clothes." His man (jù) took his clothes and said angrily, "Why didn't you say so earlier?" "I said," I am impatient, I'm sure. "

This article is selected from jokes in Ming and Qing Dynasties.