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Send a talk on your birthday, humorous and lovely.

1. It is one year older than last year, and its value will double. Happy birthday to myself!

I wish for the rest of my life, happiness is mine, thinness is mine, and wealth is mine.

Happy birthday to 20 million people all over the world, including me!

4. First time 18 years old, please give me more advice. Happy birthday to myself!

May I be greedy and not fat, affectionate, stupid and lucky forever.

To celebrate my birthday, I will hold a luxurious gilded party tonight. Where is better? Waiting online.

Interesting birthday talk wish yourself a happy birthday talk about fun and cuteness.

7. There are still 80 years to go before a hundred years of loneliness. Happy birthday to myself!

8. Today is my birthday, and later I will send a big red envelope to all the couples who celebrate my birthday. You are lucky to have you in the harem!

9. Today will be my 18 birthday every year.

10. Last year, my birthday wish was to have a beautiful wife this birthday, earn millions, buy a house and a car. Think about the deadline tomorrow, and last year's wishes have basically come true. The only regret is that I haven't got rid of the habit of bragging.

1 1. Someone reminded me that today is my birthday, so I slapped myself when I went up. I don't know my own birthday!

12. Starting today, I am no longer 25-year-old single dog, but 26-year-old single dog! Happy birthday to myself!

13. There are no lofty ideals and ambitions, as long as you are happy every day.