A short encyclopedia of funny sentences

Only by holding the hand of your son can you know that he is ugly, and his face is full of tears. If he doesn't go, I will go. What are the shorter funny sentences? The following is a short list of funny sentences brought by meiwen. com. Welcome to read!

a selection of short funny sentences

1) Don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

2) If you fall, get up and cry ~~~

3) Keep a low profile! Is the most awesome b show off! !

4) how can you lose weight if you are not full?

5) I'm sorry to make you laugh.

6) I can resist everything except temptation ...

7) I not only have a car, but also do it by myself ...

8) I light a cigarette, but I'm lonely ...

9) It's not that you don't laugh, and the powder falls off when you smile!

1) people are not smart, and they are bald like others.

A complete collection of short funny sentences

1) People are iron, and rice is steel. If you don't pretend for a day, you will be in a panic.

2) A person's longest love history is probably narcissism ...

3) A person who is angry with you will never know how many times he has put up with you.

4) Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure!

5) Don't call me a playboy if you can't tie my heart!

6) even believe has a lie hidden in the middle!

7) I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

8) I'm not RMB, so how can everyone like me?

9) my epitaph: chatting with friends and providing door-to-door service at night.

1) Men's words are like old ladies' teeth. How much is true? !

11) Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

12) Only when you hold your son's hand can you know that he is ugly, and his face is full of tears.

13) No matter how good Chopin of B is, I can't recall my sadness!

14) You have to suffer in order to drive a Land Rover. If you don't work hard, you can only drive Xiali.

15) If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so, and don't always ask China Mobile to say sorry for you!

16) all loves can't be caged, and a pig's head comes out of the wall ...

17) I'm a girl, but I'm a girl.

18) The greatest happiness of thin people is that they are not afraid to gain meat if they eat too much; The greatest happiness of fat people is that they are still fat after eating too much.

19) When we were children, we were all flowers of the motherland. It's just ... when you grow up, someone becomes a wonder.

2) You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.

21) Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, and any one can kill you.

22) Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

23) Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, OK?

24) I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

25) This girl is dressed really cool, but she looks really weak.

26) Don't ask me for anything, and don't ask me for anything!

27) Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

28) Cherish life-if God keeps you alive, he must have a plan.

29) I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually ran naked in too many cooks for more than 2 years!

3) I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. That's all!

31) I was called "a friend of mine" and "a classmate of mine" as the three unsurpassable gods.

32) The so-called sleeping until you wake up naturally is actually sleeping until you are awakened by urine.

33) When I was a child, I often wondered: When I grow up, which is better, Tsinghua or Peking University? When I grew up, I realized: I really think too much.

34) The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: sleepy in spring, tired in summer, sleepy in autumn and hibernating.

35) My site, you are the landlord.

36) I paid for the class. I can't attend the class because I have something to do. Why don't you let me take time off? Now the school just doesn't place itself properly. Do you think we are employees? We are customers!

37) The high school teacher said, you don't need to understand this, the university will talk about it, and the university teacher said, don't talk about it, the high school teacher said it. This, this, this!

38) The difference between attending classes: primary school is expensive, junior high school is expensive, senior high school is expensive, and college is expensive ...