Joke story "boss and buddy"

There is a boss who runs a grocery store. He asks a little assistant to look after the store and do odd jobs. This guy is honest and simple-minded, and the boss can't speak clearly. He often talks about several things together.

? One day, the boss called the young man and said:

? "It's getting dark, put down the signboard and cook!"

? The little boy is simple-minded and can't analyze the boss's words. Hearing this, he thought, the boss told me to take down the signboard and cook! ? Really? Dare not ask, for fear that the boss will scold him for being stupid. I chopped the signboard into small pieces and cooked it in the stove.

? Early the next morning, before the shop opened, the boy was sweeping the floor. The boss said, "After cleaning the floor, pour out the urinal under the bed and wash it to buy wine." The young man was confused again, afraid of being scolded silly, afraid to ask again, and did as the boss said. After washing the urinal, the young man went to the street hotel and drank a pot of wine. At breakfast, the boss said:

? "Wine to buy back? Bring it up! "

? Little buddy, bring up the urinal with the wine. Pour the boss wine.

? "You idiot, why did you put the wine in the urinal?" The boss scolded angrily.

? "As you just ordered, I really cleaned the urinal!" The little guy answered quickly.

? "Idiot! What did I say? " Theory of boss responsibility.

? "You say, sweep the floor, pour out the urinal and wash it to buy wine. I will do as you say. I'm not an idiot! " The young man explained carefully.

? Hearing this, the boss was really in distress situation!

? Open the door, the boss didn't see the people hanging signs, ask a way:

? "Why not put up a sign today?"

? "Last night, you said it was getting dark, put the sign down and cook! I did as you said, and the signboard was finished last night! "

? Hearing this, the boss was so angry that his hands and feet were cold. I feel speechless myself.

Recorder: Zhang Lantian

Acquisition time: 199 1 year1October.

Distribution: Meilin and Shuyang areas.