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Ask for funny sketches on campus (more than 4 people, positive content, very funny,) thank you!

Xun Mei male 1: Hello everyone! We are … three people (male 1, female 1, male 2): Little Pigeon Singing Group! Yeah! Huamei: Hello everyone! I am a super beauty, Huamei! Yeah! Male 1: hey! Hey! Super beautiful! Now it's our little pigeon choir. Your program is still behind. Wait a minute! Huamei: I am a little pigeon, too! M 1: Are you a little white dove, too? How could I not know you? Huamei: Isn't there four people in your little white dove project? Male 1: Yes! Four people. Oh! Yes! One person is not feeling well today. Huamei: So here I am! Ask the director who sent me. Male 1: oh! The director sent you. However, look at you. As an actor, you should dress better. Look how beautifully the three of us are dressed! Huamei: Hey! I this, I can hi! Did you get a look at him? Famous brand! Very casual! Male 1: beauty! Haven't you noticed that these pants are very short? ! Huamei: No, I bought it just in time. It has shrunk a lot after washing once! However, don't tell me that my pants are quite expensive! Man 1: How much is it? Huamei: Twelve dollars! Male 1: Twelve dollars? ! Quite expensive! ! Huamei: Buy three! Male 1: three! Huamei: Give me another one! M 1: ok! All right! I said, Xun Mei, can you sing this song? Huamei: Yes! I have learned it several times! Male 1: ok! Can sing! Let's sing children's songs for a while! Let me introduce the song "Xun Mei in the Snow" first. Xun Mei Walking in the Snow tells the story of four ancient scholars. They rode their beloved little donkey and suddenly smelled the fragrance of plum blossoms in the snow. Can you sing this joyful mood in the future? (Male and female 1 nodding) Is that all right? (pointing to gorgeous, gorgeous) Yes, no problem! Before this singing, there is an action of riding a donkey. Can you ride a donkey? Huamei: Yes! M 1: Show me first, will you? Come on! Music, start! -WN line input-music begins, action begins. Huamei: Drive! Drive! ! Male 1: stop, stop, stop! Yu! ! ! Huamei: What's wrong? Male 1: Why? Huamei: Isn't it riding a donkey? Man 1: Is there anyone riding a donkey like you? Huamei: That's our house! Is this the right way to ride a bike? ! M 1: I said don't move everything in life onto the stage. Now it's a stage performance. It should be artistic and aesthetic, understand? Huamei: Oh! ! Okay, okay. Male 1: like the three of us! It's official now! Band teacher, hurry up! Get ready! Let's go -WN line in. When the music starts, it starts to move. Male 2 (snowy and sunny), female 1 (wintersweet is fragrant everywhere), male 1 (riding a donkey across the bridge, biting Rinrin) Flower girl: Ding Rinrin, Ding Rinrin. Male 2, female 1, male 1: Ah ~! Bottles of flowers bloom, accompanied by my books and music, * * * have fun, yeah! Huamei: gone? Male 1: it's gone. Huamei: Can I sing a song? Male 1: One person in turn. Huamei: No, that. I sing very well! I'll sing Jingle Bells, or you can sing Jingle Bells! Shall we go somewhere else? M 1: Do you want to sing the lyrics? Huamei: I sing the lyrics! I like singing! Is it okay? Male 1: ok, ok! No problem! Huamei: Of course! Man 1: You stand here. Huamei: People are handsome, but really stupid! Let him sing Jingle Bells, and he will sing. I sing the lyrics! Let's do it again. M 1: You have to sing the lyrics! Are you ready? Huamei: OK! All right! Male 1: ok! Music, start! -WN line in. When the music starts, it starts to move. Male 2 (snowy sky, sweet wintersweet everywhere) Female 1 (riding a donkey across the bridge, tinkling) Flower girl: tinkling, tinkling! Male 2, female 1, male 1: Ah ~! Bottles of flowers bloom, accompanied by my books and music, * * * have fun, yeah! Huamei: No! That! Why am I singing Jingle Bells again? M 1: It's your turn to sing! Huamei: No! I don't sing Jingle Bells, I want to sing the lyrics. M 1: You have to sing the lyrics. Huamei: Did you sing one more line? (pointing to female 1) female 1: No! After he sings, it's my turn (pointing to the second boy). After I sing, it's you! Huamei: No, no! Let me tell you something! Don't feel beautiful, you can sing another sentence! You are very beautiful. Are you as beautiful as me? Male 1: hey! Hey! She is more beautiful than you! Huamei: You two are a group. You must say she is beautiful! Isn't it? ! You don't count! M 1: Then who's in charge? Huamei: Audience friends have the final say! Isn't it? ! Male 1: ok! Then ask the audience who is beautiful? Huamei: I asked? M 1: You ask. Huamei: Just ask. Friends! I think she looks good. Applause. One, two, three. I know they are all related. Friends! Think I look better than her, clap! ! ..... see? The audience's eyes are sharp! Let's sing it again! M 1: You have to sing the lyrics! No problem! Come on! Music! Let's go -WN line in. When the music starts, it starts to move. Man 2 (It snows and it's sunny every day, wintersweet is fragrant everywhere, donkey rides across the bridge and bells ring) Gorgeous: jingle, jingle, jingle! Male 2, female 1, male 1: Ah ~! Bottles of flowers bloom, accompanied by my books and music, * * * have fun, yeah! Huamei: You! (pointing to the second man), come here! I don't believe it anymore! I stand first! I can't sing the lyrics yet? ! I sang jingle bells three times! Then, then, let's sing it again! M 1: Do you want to sing the lyrics? ! No problem! Are you ready? Huamei: OK, OK! Man 1: ready! Let's go -WN line in. When the music starts, the action begins: male 1 (snowy sky is clear), female 1 (wintersweet is fragrant everywhere), male 2 (riding a donkey across the bridge, tinkling), male 2, female 1. Ah ~ bottles of flowers bloom, accompanied by my books and music, * * * have fun, yeah! Thank you! Goodbye! ! Huamei: No! Is this too much? ! Don't even let "jingle bells" sing? ! That, that, keyboard teacher, you are the most beautiful tonight! They're all gone. Why don't I just sing it to you alone? ! May I? ! Thank you! ! The keyboard teacher, let's start when I say "Ready, Go"! Is it okay? ! Next, please enjoy the female solo! Step through the snow, Xun Mei! Thank you! Keyboard teacher, get ready ... (Music starts early) Stop! I haven't said start yet! I said let's start over! Get ready. Ready ... Let's go. ..... (Music played late). Give charcoal in the snow (no music), feed! Stop talking! Director! !