I want to cry...can you tell me a joke?

1. A beautiful girl got on the bus, took out a card and swiped it, only to hear a beep. . . . Senior card!

Everyone in the car was shocked and looked at her. The girl said dissatisfiedly, "What are you looking at? Have you never seen Tianshan Child Mother?"

2. The husband who was on vacation sent a text message to his wife: "My dear, the wind is roaring and the sea is roaring. At this moment, I can't help but think of you..."

3. When I was in elementary school, I thought the latest time in the world was nine-thirty. When I went to middle school, I found out that it was still past ten. In high school, I thought if I didn’t go to bed at eleven-thirty, I would die the next day. Now I curl my lips in contempt. , It’s only after twelve o’clock. . .

4. I was buying fruit at a fruit stall today and chatting with my colleagues about today’s news. The fruit seller asked: Who is Steve Jobs?

My colleague said: I sell apples.

The aunt said sadly: Alas, the fruit business is not easy to do.

5. Waiting for the bus at the bus stop in the morning, a man and a woman stood next to them, talking affectionately. , the woman suddenly said, "You have well-developed limbs..." The man said, "Don't I have well-developed limbs?!"

6. Entering the stock market: Ah! Fell again! ! !

As soon as we entered the vegetable market: Ah! It’s up again! ! !

7. Windows displays: "You may be a victim of pirated software..." No, Microsoft, you are mistaken, you are the victim of pirated software.

1. A beautiful girl got on the bus, took out a card and swiped it, only to hear a beep. . . . Senior card!

Everyone in the car was shocked and looked at her. The girl said dissatisfiedly, "What are you looking at? Have you never seen Tianshan Child Mother?"

2. The husband who was on vacation sent a text message to his wife: "My dear, the wind is roaring and the sea is roaring. At this moment, I can't help but think of you..."

3. When I was in elementary school, I thought the latest time in the world was nine-thirty. When I went to middle school, I found out that it was still past ten. In high school, I thought if I didn’t go to bed at eleven-thirty, I would die the next day. Now I curl my lips in contempt. , It’s only after twelve o’clock. . .

4. I was buying fruit at a fruit stall today and chatting with my colleagues about today’s news. The fruit seller asked: Who is Steve Jobs?

My colleague said: I sell apples.

The aunt said sadly: Alas, the fruit business is not easy to do.

5. Waiting for the bus at the bus stop in the morning, a man and a woman stood next to them, talking affectionately. , the woman suddenly said, "You have well-developed limbs..." The man said, "Don't I have well-developed limbs?!"

6. Entering the stock market: Ah! Fell again! ! !

As soon as we entered the vegetable market: Ah! It’s up again! ! !

7. Windows displays: "You may be a victim of pirated software..." No, Microsoft, you are mistaken, you are the victim of pirated software.