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Apologize to a friend
Apology letter to friends 1 to Zhang Tianyu:
Hello!
Remember two months ago? We came to the first grade 1 1 class. Here, we tasted the joys and sorrows, and here, we witnessed the friendship. Never felt such a powerful force-our friendship. Your comfort when I am sad; I can't forget your blessing when I am happy; I can't forget the back of us riding the wind and waves together. Unconsciously, I found that you are my best friend. What is happiness? The first person I want to share with him-you will always be. I always say: you have many girlfriends, and you get angry every time you say it. Actually, I am jealous of you-why do you have so many friends and I don't? ...
Today, you talk to me with less enthusiasm and more indifference; Your happiness is no longer shared with me; You ignore me when chatting on qq. ...
Maybe everything started with me, and I never valued your friendship! After school, you wait for me kindly. I only have a cold sentence:' it doesn't matter if you wait for me' and ...
I was wrong. Sorry, I just found out today that my best friend is you. You deleted me from qq friends, and I found that I was going to lose this friendship. ...
May time bring us back to school and rediscover this friendship. .....
Please forgive me.
I wish you:
Good health, all the best, happiness, smooth sailing and academic success.
Apologize in the following ways:
20xx year x month x day
Letter of Apology to Zhang Tianyu Friend 2:
Remember two months ago? We all came to 1 1 grade 1 1 class. There, we tasted joy and sadness, and there, we witnessed friendship. Never felt such a powerful force-our friendship.
Your comfort when I am sad; I can't forget your blessing when I am happy; I can't forget the back of us riding the wind and waves together. Unconsciously, I found that you are my best friend. What is happiness? The first person I want to share with him will always be you.
I always say: you have a lot of girlfriends, and you get angry every time you say it. Actually, I am jealous of you-why do you have so many friends and I don't? On this day, you spoke to me with less enthusiasm and more indifference; Your happiness is no longer shared with me; You ignore me when chatting on qq. Maybe everything started with me, and I never valued your friendship!
After school, you wait for me kindly. I only have a cold sentence:' It doesn't matter if you don't wait for me'. Besides, I was wrong and I'm sorry. This day I found out that my best friend is you. You deleted me from qq friends, and I found that I was going to lose this friendship. May time bring us back to school and rediscover this friendship. Please forgive me.
xxx
Xxxx,xxxx,xx,xx
Apologize to friends 3 Zhang Tianyu:
Remember two months ago? We came to the first grade 1 1 class. Here, we tasted the joys and sorrows, and here, we witnessed the friendship. Never felt such a powerful force-our friendship. Your comfort when I am sad; I can't forget your blessing when I am happy; I can't forget the back of us riding the wind and waves together. Unconsciously, I found that you are my best friend. The first person I want to share happiness with will always be you. I always say: you have a lot of girlfriends, and you get angry every time you say it. Actually, I am jealous of you-why do you have so many friends and I don't? Today, you talk to me with less enthusiasm and more indifference; Your happiness is no longer shared with me; You ignore me when chatting on qq. Maybe everything started with me, and I never valued your friendship! After school, you wait for me kindly. I only have a cold sentence:' it doesn't matter if you wait for me' and. I was wrong. Sorry, I just found out today that my best friend is you. You deleted me from qq friends, and I found that I was going to lose this friendship. May time bring us back to school and rediscover this friendship. ......
I am here to convey
Salute!
Apologizer: xxx
20xx year x month x day
Apologize to friends Article 4 Dear wife:
Today, I apologize to you publicly with great guilt, especially when you are in poor health. The lesson is profound and the price is heavy. Seriously, I was really worried when I saw your expression and eyes today. I am worried that you will pass me by because of this matter, so I will become a wheat seedling in winter and a grass on the plateau. I promise I will learn this profound lesson in the future.
I take full responsibility for this matter. I admit all my mistakes and I have shown you the chat record with * * *, but I admit that there is no real relationship. I used to be careless, and I have never been taken care of by any woman (except my mother), so I don't have to hide everything and care about anyone's feelings. My private life needs no restraint, which leads to today's situation. I really haven't changed from being single, but after two days, I felt your presence in my life and your importance in my life. Through this incident, I reminded myself that it is no longer a person's world. I should think about you all the time and do everything. At the same time, I see that you are serious. Next, I will cherish you and give it to you.
The above is a sincere letter of apology to my girlfriend, and the above promise will take effect on the same day. In view of the fact that the majority of netizens are witnesses, please supervise and report awards.
xxx
Xx year x month x day
Apologize to friends 5 Dear friends:
Hello, I took time out of my busy schedule to write this letter of apology to you this evening.
I hope you can forgive my mistake in time after reading it. I will take this as a lesson, work hard, turn over a new leaf and turn over a new leaf. Please give me a chance. I will use my practical actions to prove that your decision is extremely wise, SHEN WOO!
The cause of the incident is this: From March to April in 20xx AD, I promised you something relatively easy to do, but very important to you.
Poor you've been waiting and waiting, waiting and waiting! Wait, wait, wait! Finally, the tragedy happened: I never finished the task you gave me. I failed to live up to the ardent expectations of you and the people. I feel sorry for you, for the people and for young women like you who miss me day and night.
Here's the thing. Not deep enough, not meticulous enough, and not rigorous enough in many places. After reading it, give me more valuable opinions, and I will accept it humbly and resolutely correct it!
I was wrong! I was really wrong! Don't ask me what's wrong. It's not that I am perfunctory, but that I know: I am wrong everywhere! I don't expect you to forgive me immediately after reading my apology letter. Wait a minute, or the next minute, please forgive me! You are the kindest. You won't wait a minute, will you?
xx
20xx year x month x day
Apologize to friends 6 Dear old woman: According to your meaning, I reflected in the library for one hour, 43 minutes and seven seconds, drank a cup of boiled water, went to the toilet once and didn't smoke. The above facts are accurate, please check. Attached is my review report, and the improper parts can be negotiated.
After three months of married life, I think my wife is gentle, virtuous, diligent and intelligent, and she is a rare good wife. As a husband, I am eccentric and frivolous, and what I have done is really debatable. The following is my analysis of my bad behavior, please have a look at the leaders:
1. I was wrong about yesterday. Although the braised eggplant you made is a little salty, it is mellow and delicious, and its flaws are not hidden. I shouldn't accuse you of wasting salt. I'm so demanding and accusing, I'm totally jealous. But adding some water is ok.
When you said you liked Lu Yi, I shouldn't have said I liked Liang Yongqi, which caused you to ignore me for two days, which was extremely painful. Think about it carefully, my answer is really inappropriate, because your playboy is still confined to the mainland, but I rushed to Hong Kong and Taiwan. I prefer Zhou Xun.
3. You like watching Little Ge Zheng in Korean dramas. I shouldn't try my best to stop it. When you compare me with him, I shouldn't protest, because Ge Zheng Jr. didn't protest.
At the wedding on Saturday, I said I would have a meeting, and I don't know if I can go. You have to.
I have prepared two red envelopes, one for 100 and one for 200. As a result, I didn't go, and you accidentally sent a thick one. Honey, I shouldn't laugh at you. You are doing very well. If I were you, I might send them both together.
Last time you bought yellow croaker, I shouldn't pretend to be a chef. As a result, you cheered when you helped cook, drooled when you smelled it, and depressed when you ate it. This is unbearable for your fragile mind.
6. Do you cut your hair short and ask me if it looks good? I said it looked good and you were happy. Further verification, I said OK; If you say hello, my answer is not as good as before, which makes you sad. This is my fault. In the future, such replies will be subject to the first time.
7. You met many excellent friends online. Once Hongyan passed books and photos were flying all over the sky. I shouldn't have attacked you with newspaper reports. But the picture of you in a white skirt really doesn't look good. You'd better wear the one with the high collar. I'm the bodyguard next to you, and I look awesome.
When you visit your nephew, come back and discuss with me who should wash diapers. I really shouldn't pass the buck and make you angry. But honey, this task is too far away. Let's discuss who will be responsible for fertility. Who was born in their family?
9. When you accused me of leaving my socks lying around, I shouldn't accuse you of leaving books lying around. After all, socks stink and are scholarly.
10, when you invited Cher to McDonald's, I shouldn't have secretly kicked her under the table to make you furious, but she stepped on so many shoes of mine, why didn't you care?
1 1. When you say that I am not as beautiful as you, I shouldn't stubbornly deny it. You're right, the evidence is conclusive. You can let the blind testify.
12, I came back from taking out the garbage downstairs. You walked around me several times and asked me how many cigarettes I smoked. You were angry when I said one. Honey, I didn't know your nose was so sensitive. Actually, I smoked two.
You have always been an understanding girl. I hope you can forgive me and give me a chance to turn over a new leaf. For the sake of family stability and economic prosperity, by the way, a few small suggestions:
1, don't point to the handsome guy on TV and say that he looks like your ex-boyfriend. The first time you approached a man was at the sophomore dance, and you stepped on a person's foot in a panic. Unfortunately, it was me.
When shopping, don't always have whimsy, such as buying a shredder to make garlic paste. Don't you think my machine is more economical?
When eating, you always think I eat less, but when taking pictures, you think I am fat. Honey, this is really embarrassing for me.
4, don't give me some tricky questions, saying it's a brain teaser, and as a result, my logic is confused.
Don't tell me jokes when I'm watching a gunfight movie. You can't laugh.
Daughter-in-law, listen carefully This is the family rule I made for you. You must obey it unconditionally.
I won't allow:
1, I forbid you to bear your own sorrow, daughter-in-law, is your old man's shoulder a decoration? That's just for your shelter, okay?
I forbid you to hang up in the future. The sound of "DuDu" is the most depressing. Your feelings are so rich and your heart is so fragile, I wish you would live ten years less if you were sad.
I forbid you to be lonely. No matter what you have lost, remember "I am still here". You will never be alone with me.
I forbid you to stay up late, old woman. What's the matter with you? It's tiring to stay up late, okay? I feel distressed when you are tired, so "I must go to bed at ten o'clock".
I forbid you to get up early, talk nonsense, go to bed when you say you want, and get up when I put breakfast in front of you. 6, I forbid you to think, tell you, my heart is so full of you, there is no room at all, so I only love you.
I forbid you to lose weight. Remember, no matter what you become, you will always be the most beautiful in my heart. I just want you to be healthy.
I forbid you to walk alone at night. Are You Afraid of the Dark? Then stand by me and hold my hand, and I will take you through.
No matter how dark and stormy it is, there is always me in front of you.
I won't allow you to be spoiled. I don't care if you have the habit of taking medicine when you are sick. If you are ill, you must take the medicine "at once", because I hope you will live longer than me.
10, I forbid you to be jealous. In this life, I don't want anyone but you. No matter who is by my side, I just want you.
1 1, I forbid you to be the happiest person in the world, because I am the happiest person with you, so you can only be the second.
I allow:
1, I allow you to drink, you can't drink too much, and you must have me around.
I allow you to be silly, because I like your silly appearance. Your husband and I are extremely clever and complement each other.
I allow you not to be strong. I like being dependent on you. I don't want to carry it alone. Working for you is my happiness. Happy, you know? You have no right to kill it.
I allow you to be timid. I just like being your hero. I just like to protect you.
I allow you to have friends of the opposite sex, because I believe you.
I allow you to smoke. If we can't quit something, let's commit crimes together. If you can't stand it, smoke one, but only the first bite is yours.
I allow you to lose your temper with me. Everyone is in a bad mood, and my wife is no exception, but don't get into the habit. 8. I allow you to be unreasonable, but don't challenge my limit.
9. I allow you to be lazy. Daughter-in-law is spoiled, but you must be lazy if you love me.
10, I allow you to be more successful than me, but I must be the best in your heart, and I will try to prove that I am the best.
1 1. I allow you to be better to yourself than to me. I don't trust anyone to take care of you except myself. If you treat yourself better, I'll feel better when I'm away.
Please ask your wife about the above. By the way, write down the family rules and show them to me. Ow! Friendly reminder: There were spiders in the dormitory yesterday. If you need an escort, please contact the combined sofa in the west leisure area of the living room 1 to serve you wholeheartedly.
Letter of apology to a friend 7 Dear Teacher Zhang:
Please allow me to call you that. At this moment, I am like a child who has done something wrong. You looked at my mobile phone photo album the other day and saw something I should have deleted, but I didn't. I'm really sorry. I am not reluctant to part with it, nor am I nostalgic. She is a thing of the past, and I don't look at mobile phone albums very much on weekdays. I usually call, and I haven't looked through my mobile phone photo album for a long time. I don't remember her picture in it at all. I'm sorry about today. I'm not lying, Mr. Zhang. Please believe me. I admit it was my negligence. I also admit that I was really wrong on this issue, and it was very serious. Maybe someone else will turn against me on the spot. Thank you for your tolerance. Although I have been out of single life for half a year and have no other thoughts, I don't want to affect our future life because of a past. Put yourself in my shoes, I will feel uncomfortable, too. She can't and can't be a stumbling block on our way forward, and she certainly doesn't deserve your unhappiness. At that time, you might think, I am really bold, bold, and leave these remnants in my mobile phone. How dare I, Mr. Zhang? I feel bad for hurting you unintentionally. I hope you can understand and give me a chance to change.
What you need, of course, is that I can give her enough security. What two people need to get along with is to be honest with each other, so that they can trust each other. If you want to know in the future, I will tell you frankly that I am an honest man and I care about your feelings. I care about you now, and I will prove how much I care about you and how much I like you with my actions. Please forgive me. I will love you all my life as compensation. I don't know how to say it, but I still want to say I'm sorry I will light a lamp for you at night, put your hands flat after you fall asleep, dry your tears when you are sad, and hold you in my arms after you are lost.
We met on a fake day, and in just a few days, your weight in my heart is increasing day by day. Your eyes, your face and your smile stole my heart. There is always that fantasy beauty in my spare time. The season of the year is in spring. It is a pleasure to think of you, which will always make me love life more. It is your invisible power that makes me strive to create wealth. Meeting you and proving your position in my heart can really be described in these words:
If I get the treasure, I can't put it down. I've known you for a long time, and of course you are the prize in my life.
Maybe it can't touch your heart, but I want you to know that it is from the heart and soul, absolutely sincere, just as it seems.
I'm afraid you don't know me, but what I want to say is that I am a simple person. I don't have so many things that you can't guess, and I'm not that deep. I will be like a child in front of you, and all the joys and sorrows will tell you, including my love for you. As for you, I will care about your life. Girls will have many ideas. You tell me, I will listen attentively, and you can tell others, but you can't keep it in your heart, which will make you sad, and I don't want to see you sad. I believe that our love is very firm, and no one can control it! You too! I want to turn my feelings for you into warm sunshine. I hope the scattered light can warm your heart. I want to miss you on the scattered stars. I hope that little starlight can shine into your window and sleep well with you. I like this faint feeling very much, so ordinary but profound! Although I don't have an earth-shattering declaration of love, and I don't have a promise that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I want to tell you that I miss you more than the last second!
Wang Leehom's Lovers are always on and off, but we love each other more. I also hope that our love can go on and go far and far, even if there are more difficulties, we will not be afraid, because I have you and you have me, what else can we be afraid of? So I put the thread in your hand, but I dare not fly too far. No matter how I fly to any direction in the sky with the wind, I hope you can see it. Even if I get lost in play occasionally, you pull the thread in my hand, I will know that you are waiting for me, and I will come back in your direction and stay by your side! Therefore, you don't always have to worry about how I am doing. When you are by my side, I will like to rely on you like a child. When you are not by my side, I will be a man, I will take care of myself, and I will find you if I feel wronged. You can care about me, but you can't worry about me! You too, I'll hold your thread tightly in my hand. When I am by your side, you can be spoiled and unfaithful to me like a child, and I will follow you! When you are alone, you should also be able to face all difficulties bravely. You should know that I will always stand behind you and support you. My arms can give you the warmth you want, no matter when.
I wrote so much unconsciously, I wonder if all the words can express my feelings in my heart! In fact, how to do these? What I want to say to you and what I think of you are far beyond words. But I know you can feel it, just as I can feel you thinking of me!
And what I want to say is, honey, you must take good care of yourself while I am away. You should put on more clothes when it is cold. It's hot, don't hurry to wear so little. Three meals a day is essential. Don't talk about losing weight. You have a good figure and you don't need to change anything. Do more exercise, exercise, and feel that I have said a lot. Do you think I look like Tang Priest? As long as you can understand my heart is enough!
We don't know what our future will be. Is this my promise to you? I hope I have a chance to achieve all this, and you can give me such a chance!
I hope my left hand will always be your right hand.
I hope I can accompany you when you are in a bad mood and encourage you when you encounter setbacks.
I hope I can see your smile every time I first see it.
I wish I could touch your head at any time.
I hope I have you in my dream and I in your dream.
I hope I can hold your hand and accompany you around the ends of the earth, watching the sunset and running water with you.
A silly me, with a silly heart, is waiting for your forgiveness!
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