A collection of jokes about Mercedes-Benz

Xiao Zhang was very happy to buy a QQ. He took the opportunity to go for a ride on the Outer Ring Road on Sunday. He was secretly happy when suddenly a Mercedes-Benz got behind him. The driver stretched out his head and said to Xiao Zhang ：Have you ever driven a Mercedes-Benz? He drove past. Xiao Zhang was very unhappy and thought to himself, are you so proud to drive a Mercedes-Benz? I couldn’t help the other person’s car to go faster, so I had to drive away. After a while, the driver of the Mercedes-Benz came from behind. Following him again, the driver still stretched out his head and shouted loudly: Have you ever driven a Mercedes-Benz? At this time, Xiao Zhang was annoyed, why would it be great to drive a Mercedes-Benz? He increased the accelerator and drove over. Not far away, he saw the Mercedes-Benz. He fell headfirst into the ditch. Xiao Zhang was happy and thought to himself: Boy, did you still say that I drove a Mercedes-Benz? Xiao Zhang got out of the car and walked over to see what happened. At this time, the driver of the Mercedes-Benz climbed out of the car and said To: Friend, have you ever driven a Mercedes-Benz? Can you tell me which brake is good?